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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Cheech and Chong~♪ Mowin' the lawn~♪ They're best friends~♪ That's the end of the song~♫ Listen I mostly just play Kate Bush and yell at buildings, don't come to the show it sucks.

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Maly's Monster Movie Monday: Abbott and Chong Meet Halloween! | Streaming just chatting.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I ran out of characters. I mean like you need to have already watched like a hundred episodes of the "things Maly is mad aboot" show to really keep up with the plot. Y'know because participating in that system makes me feel sick, so I take that out on the world by making all my posts really shitty

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I feel like to understand anything I post on here you have to already have the understanding of social media as a way of commodifying socialization, so like you have to prove your fucking worth as a person you have to compete in the gauntlet of how to get people's attention in like two sentences.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

omg I just figured out the way to convince dumb people you're funny just say the thing you're NOT going to do i don't care if it's not funny I'M RIGHT

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Blair Witch 2 fucking sucks, btw. I mean the ending is cool but you have to listen to "no sure this is how real people talk" for 80 minutes to get to the payoff. It's really not worth the trouble.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Capitalism is that thing when you someone tells you what their job is and you're like "man if only I had exploited and manipulated people more I could solve all my problems."

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh right I forgot to post but I've been live for a while now, haven't started the features yet, just aboot to do the Kate Bush segment Blair Witch 2 & 1 in that order plus other stuff

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Dino Squad Power Rangers 2: The Rule of the Mountain premiers on the show as the A picture in a couple hours. You miss it you miss it for a while because I'm lazy. Oh, and Kate Bush!

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Maly's Monster Movie Monday: Dino Squad Power Rangers 2! HAPPY MABON! :D | Streaming just chatting.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

OH. THAT'S why Hounds of Love is like that. The B side is a whole different concept album. Oh holy shit it all makes sense now. Y'know the more I learn aboot Kate Bush the more mad I am I didn't know aboot it sooner.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not to get too political, but I've thought aboot it, and I think I'm going to put my full endorsement and support on Minacias. It's only barely my "favorite" but I'm guessing it might need the most support and it's also the only thing Godzilla's never fought before. Mostly. I think.

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新怪獣総選挙

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Y'know growing up when I heard a song with weird lyrics I just always assumed I wasn't smart enough to get it. But apparently sometimes Gary Numan does just write a song aboot feeling safer inside a car.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When I finally get aroond to doing normal filler episodes for Dino Squad I'm gonna dub it and change the plots so every character swaps accents every 5 minutes, or random objects will just start screaming at the characters. Something that respects the integrity of the series.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Next Monday, I'm premiering episode 2 of my Zyuranger X Mighty Morphin' mashup Dino Squad Power Rangers, no matter what. I'm completing my character arc. So I made a goofy Hollywood style trailer for it :3 It's not going online for a good while. So if you wanna see it, come to the damn show.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Tonight! I'm going Down in the Park to... something something... it's the X-Files episode. Haunted tattoo, Reyes vs. the very IDEA of a gun, Frankenstein vs. Cher, probably more Kate Bush as usual. Whatever, idunno, do you hate X-Files? Just come check it out, jeez.

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Maly's Monster Movie Monday: The X-Files! | Streaming just chatting.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The comedic stylings of Sinbad, the monster from last week, even more Kate Bush, uh... y'know it's ol' pirates and pomegranates again.

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Maly's Monster Movie Monday: Sinbad the Sailor! | Streaming just chatting.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Today on my monster movie show, we've got a lesson on overcoming the fear of death, more Kate Bush, and the latest Quake news. Just exactly like how it was done back in the cowboy times.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I've decided to name my Godzillasaurus "The Creature That Takes the Strong Pills" because during the show yesterday I was too lazy to do the training minigame so I roleplayed being a Ritalin mom and just shoved pills into it so it would shut up. And also because she's really strong.

Photo of a tiny computer displaying the soul of a real live Godzillasaurus in cute sixteen by sixteen pixel art.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

It feels like I'm in one of those schlocky cold war era post-apocalypse movies where the terrifying ancient god the mutants of the forbidden sector all worship is a fucking furby.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

You are NOT immune to the very real danger of becoming addicted to trying to cook raw fish exclusively using a Creepy Crawlers oven. We are all definitely stupid enough to try to use a broken toy to accomplish tasks with severe consequences for failure. Everyone needs to be afraid of this.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

aside from eating I've spent every waking hour this past week working on my show won't be repeating that mistake ever again

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Happy Odaiba Day! I got a buncha Digimon stuff, a big educational written segment, and uh... something secret and awesome might happen :0

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Maly's Monster Movie Special: Happy Odaiba Day! | Streaming just chatting.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I went pretty big with this one. So 3pm on July 30th - that's today for me now but whenever the rest of y'all catch up - me & Ptes are finishing Myst. Then Saturday is Odaiba Day so I've got this bonus episode. And then late Saturday/early Sunday I'll have the FP for the next regular episode.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I hope you don't MYST out on this opportunity to watch someone ELSE play a video game. There will be no others. >:(

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Maly's Gamer Zone: Myst | Streaming myst.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Come see my new temple setup I spent over a week working on. Or y'know, don't. Don't come have fun and watch cool movies and see the cool things I made. Your loss.

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Maly's Monster Movie Monday: Keita Amemiya Week | Streaming just chatting.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

If you can identify all 73 tapes that I've got up so far you... win? I guess?

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

So it's gonna work like this: Monday, July 27th - regular episode, Zeram and other Keita Amemiya stuff Tuesday, July 28th - videro games, gonna play Myst with Ptes Wednesday, July 29th - Shin Godzilla's 10th anniversary, probably a half episode but maybe a RoG encore?

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

new no no: the song parodies for it came from tubi all have to be pixies

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Only the very young, the very old, the pure of heart, and the special cool members of the sushi sloppers club can see bigfoot. Which is why YOU'LL never see him, LOSER.

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Maly's Monster Movie Monday: Sasquatch Sinema

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

My favorite additions from the annoying G-Fan that says lines from movies like its your personality DLC: - Personal service! - So this is the Vulture, Bilusaludo's power. - My noodles got soggy. - That thing is poison. - Just US-Japan, so, win-win. - You look like lose. A huge buff for my class.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I just spent over an hour scrolling through my old posts to find this because I thought I came up with a really fun name to angrily shout for a monster making machine minion. But it was just regular Flabberghast. Ugh. There's gonna be a better fun-to-shout weasly henchm'n name than that, right?

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

@konamina.bsky.social #SilentHill2 LET ME FIGHT THE DOG!!!

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Hey here's a fun little idea for a game. Can you guess which Godzilla movie the following lines are from? "And that's all there is to the story." "Science has no room for sentimentality." "History has no room for sentimentality." "Math has no room for sentimentality." "PE has no room for sentimenta

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Sexter and Dinister

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Is this a clue tweet?

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I mean... yeah, the three principles didn't exist yet. It feels like in the same way -1.0 was an "answer" to Planet Eater, this one is the "question" that sets of Planet of the Monsters. The question being, of course, what happens when Godzilla wins? Cuz watch this and tell me they won't win.

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GODZILLA MINUS ZERO | Official Teaser

YouTube video by GODZILLA OFFICIAL by TOHO

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I think that if you boiled it down to its essentials, the most Cascadian movie you could possible make would be a bunch of wacky characters wearing flannel telling stories aboot bigfoot sightings while drinking coffee in a teriyaki shop.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Happy #JulysixthPark to all those who observe. Dino nuggies are in the oven. A third thing that makes me sound like a suburban mom trying to be relatable. Tik Tok the clock is ticking until the MMMM premiere of Jurassic Park!

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Maly's Monster Movie Monday: Julysixth Park!

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Fuck the US burn in hell I hope that fascist dictatorship & foreign enemy power, the former us defaults and crumbles under the weight of its own incompetence. Long live Cascadia, the land of the brave and free~♫ We're gonna watch all the old freak previes. And Gunhed? But only cool people can see.

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Maly's Monster Movie Special: 1st Annual Freak Preview Review!

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

just read the alt text I don't have time to explain this whole thing

Screenshot of a live stream showing what life looks like for those who know only dimly of the grey beast we call scarcity. They cried revolutionary ideas to the masses of "boys can be attractive too" and "hey what if gender was fun and not a way to hurt people in creepily elaborate ways" and for their bravery were drowned in a sea of adoration that, when they emerged, coated them in the shining light of hope. Basically, the prep school kids. But in today's time, that economic trophic level is now occupied by these goofballs, just trying to live their lives and be young idiots in peace. For what has been derisively referred to as "e-begging."

The joke is that this is what is demanded of a life where you actually have any economic options. You have to be hot and blandly nice but hey, you can queer now, and they're not ALL white. One of them's Russian!

But uh, y'know that joke is kind of racist against Italians so I never made it in public, and I have never been cancelled on twitter.

Oh yeah, and something something the economy idunno.

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Priestess Malyssa🏳️‍⚧️ @priestessmalyssa.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Oh I almost forgot to mention the most EVIL of my dark desires: bad improv games

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