I got the sense he wasn’t taking any of this seriously.

They started with the burrata. Heritage tomatoes, basil oil, toasted sourdough.

Managed to get Covid. Remember that?

You’ve never trusted rocket before, but now’s the time to let it into your life.

Big meeting. New notebook.

Had lunch with her. I got there first. Half twelve means half twelve.

I read an article about a man with an artificial heart.

I was hanging around in Pret when I saw the stranger.

We shook hands like we’d agreed on something.

We’re having an argument. Don’t think I’m winning.

I was navigating the office tundra when I saw the stranger.

PLEASE DO NOT EAT OTHER PEOPLE’S BISCUITS

Prick. Pricks.

I was violated. Brutally.

She didn’t look at me.

Too passive-aggressive?

Called in sick today. Wasn’t actually sick.

My fry-up sparked a row.

And no booze!

Exactly how a champion should behave.

I don’t like being watched.

Double denim, you sexy bastard!

I dressed for her. Packed the hammer for him.

Fuck off.

tl;dr: It was fine.

De dum de dum de dum de dum.

Nothing to see here.

For the ones that sparkle.

An illusion of progress.

The goals that come too soon.

It’s amazing what people forget.

Should have popped out for two pints.

Make word great again.

Bollocks more like.

Do legends talk?

Wingless butterflies spilled onto the floor.

Steady cash, steady sleep.

What a darling little boy.

And the donkey was called Trevor.