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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 )

@pretzelkoinu.bsky.social
221 followers 570 following 54 posts

NSFW, 28, dog, bi, very submissive bottom, dumb af, married, she/they woof?🇦🇺 Feel free to message, I won’t bite!

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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A wise choice, though mine was a $20 eBay one so that’s probably why it went to shit so fast, I’m sure a more reputable brand would do a better job!
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes but mine was cheap as shit and basically disintegrated over a few months
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This, this is why I struggle to make friends here, I hate messaging first because I feel annoying, also it’s kinda intimidating >.>
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Okay but how? Each time I try to do makeup I end up looking like I’d suck dick for crack :c
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Woof, woof, bark, woof~
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I had to have mine filed down by the dentist because they long and keep stabbing my lips :c
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I know exactly who you’re talking about! He still unblocks me every now and again to send some really unhinged shit before re blocking me
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Yes, I would like a 6th djungleskog please, 5 is not enough
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I know from experience all it takes is 5 years of permanent chastity
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If light, then why look heavy?
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I once paid 26k in tax, then was told I had to pay another 9k :)
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This person just followed me out of nowhere, I think he’s trying to fish for people specifically engaging with your posts and art
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This is the 4th time this week and it’s litteraly Thursday
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Fam, my tummy hurts when I eat literally anything, I am in a permanent state of tummy hurty :cc
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Would now be a good time to reveal that I’m in your walls?
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
They did like a week after the ban was lifted :)
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I got this same thing ages ago, before I even spoke to a single person using the chat function, this platform is just cooked
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Wow, rude! But okay~
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
You ever consider just working at a gym?
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Aight, but whoever eat me is gonna get high as shit
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Sometimes I forget you’re literally a dog
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Having naturally sharp canines is actually really fucking annoying because my dumbass accidentally bites my lips all the time, and that shit hurt :)
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking!
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Wtf is a doot doot by skrilla?this only raises more questions! Aghhh
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Man I’m in my 20’s I’m too old for this 6,7 bullshit, I’ve asked so many people what it means and no one can give me a definitive answer >:c what the fuck does it even mean :c I feel like a boomer having memes explained to me
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Close enough, Australia
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I can’t, it’s 110 degrees :c
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Dad says I’m not allowed :c
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Same, but I don’t complain about it. I just hide all his deodorant in the bin c: works wonders!
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🔞 feral housewife 🔞 @skippysbonezone.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
if i dont get constant attention from dad i curl up and die like a spider
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Aight, we goin to the antique spoon store though
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I have this, he wakes me up at 6AM everyday which is great because I get to work on time, but I’m also too tired and grumpy to be woken up at 6AM 2/5 stars, do not recommend!
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
My husband gets mad when I’m begging for attention but like, he’s the one depriving me of attention? I should be mad at him >:c
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
This is 30% of my mornings, life is bliss
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Drinking and smoking a jazz cigarette
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Believe me, it’s hot, but it’s also annoying
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Don’t feel so bad, I quit smoking 10 years ago and I still turn into an angry little goblin if I don’t have my nicotine gum
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Idk but I’ll put in every cent I have
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
How tf does one obtain that many license plates, I’m honestly impressed.
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Okay, name one time you weren’t silly.
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
If you are circle, you can roll, roll is faster than run (assuming it’s downhill) therefore rolling is peak mobility.
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Buy me a large boost juice, then laugh at me for not being able to finish it (it’s too much liquid) c:
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
My overstimulation torture chamber is public transport (the tram). Work is my “zone out and don’t talk to anyone while I make a million coffees” zone
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I’m forever caged, how can I be hung?
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Omg that’s me, I am THE bisexuals
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I love Robe, I’m pretty sure I’m the only person who’s licked that lighthouse (that’s not a metaphor btw, I literally licked that lighthouse when I was 8).
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Ass or pussy? You decide
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Yooo, this guy out here Wonkin his Willy
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I'm calling the police
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Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Sniff~
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