Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026A wise choice, though mine was a $20 eBay one so that’s probably why it went to shit so fast, I’m sure a more reputable brand would do a better job! 010
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Yes but mine was cheap as shit and basically disintegrated over a few months 110
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This, this is why I struggle to make friends here, I hate messaging first because I feel annoying, also it’s kinda intimidating >.> 001
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Okay but how? Each time I try to do makeup I end up looking like I’d suck dick for crack :c 001
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I had to have mine filed down by the dentist because they long and keep stabbing my lips :c 020
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I know exactly who you’re talking about! He still unblocks me every now and again to send some really unhinged shit before re blocking me 110
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Yes, I would like a 6th djungleskog please, 5 is not enough 010
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I know from experience all it takes is 5 years of permanent chastity 110
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I once paid 26k in tax, then was told I had to pay another 9k :) 000
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026This person just followed me out of nowhere, I think he’s trying to fish for people specifically engaging with your posts and art 040
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 09/04/2026This is the 4th time this week and it’s litteraly Thursday 000
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Fam, my tummy hurts when I eat literally anything, I am in a permanent state of tummy hurty :cc 000
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Would now be a good time to reveal that I’m in your walls? 000
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 05/03/2026They did like a week after the ban was lifted :) 010
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I got this same thing ages ago, before I even spoke to a single person using the chat function, this platform is just cooked 000
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 26/02/2026You ever consider just working at a gym? 001
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Aight, but whoever eat me is gonna get high as shit 010
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Sometimes I forget you’re literally a dog 010
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Having naturally sharp canines is actually really fucking annoying because my dumbass accidentally bites my lips all the time, and that shit hurt :) 010
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! Scent marking! 010
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Wtf is a doot doot by skrilla?this only raises more questions! Aghhh 020
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Man I’m in my 20’s I’m too old for this 6,7 bullshit, I’ve asked so many people what it means and no one can give me a definitive answer >:c what the fuck does it even mean :c I feel like a boomer having memes explained to me 130
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Same, but I don’t complain about it. I just hide all his deodorant in the bin c: works wonders! 010
Reposted by Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 )🔞 feral housewife 🔞 @skippysbonezone.bsky.social · 19/12/2025if i dont get constant attention from dad i curl up and die like a spider 0453
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Aight, we goin to the antique spoon store though 010
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I have this, he wakes me up at 6AM everyday which is great because I get to work on time, but I’m also too tired and grumpy to be woken up at 6AM 2/5 stars, do not recommend! 000
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 06/12/2025My husband gets mad when I’m begging for attention but like, he’s the one depriving me of attention? I should be mad at him >:c 000
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 09/11/2025This is 30% of my mornings, life is bliss 000
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Drinking and smoking a jazz cigarette 010
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Believe me, it’s hot, but it’s also annoying 000
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Don’t feel so bad, I quit smoking 10 years ago and I still turn into an angry little goblin if I don’t have my nicotine gum 010
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Idk but I’ll put in every cent I have 010
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 04/05/2025How tf does one obtain that many license plates, I’m honestly impressed. 110
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Okay, name one time you weren’t silly. 010
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 20/04/2025If you are circle, you can roll, roll is faster than run (assuming it’s downhill) therefore rolling is peak mobility. 030
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Buy me a large boost juice, then laugh at me for not being able to finish it (it’s too much liquid) c: 110
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 19/04/2025My overstimulation torture chamber is public transport (the tram). Work is my “zone out and don’t talk to anyone while I make a million coffees” zone 010
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I’m forever caged, how can I be hung? 000
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Omg that’s me, I am THE bisexuals 020
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 13/03/2025I love Robe, I’m pretty sure I’m the only person who’s licked that lighthouse (that’s not a metaphor btw, I literally licked that lighthouse when I was 8). 140
Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 ) @pretzelkoinu.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Yooo, this guy out here Wonkin his Willy 000