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Pretzel 🥨

@pretzel.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy
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Subsistence electron herder. Aspiring mad scientist but most days I'm just a mad engineer instead. Bird when vr, proot when afk. pretzel.engineer Invoices sent […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ furry.engineer/@pretzel, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Pretzel 🥨 @pretzel.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2026
Slightly scuffed 4k intro I made last weekend: Interstellar No sound because it's in space and also because I ran out of time
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 27/05/2026
Ideas you might love
Little bird
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Pretzel 🥨 @pretzel.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 20/04/2026
Nobody canceled Anubis for poodling
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Pretzel 🥨 @pretzel.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 18/04/2026
a product listing for a "Klein Bottle Opener". It looks like a regular bottle opener with a black/yellow handle, but it must be very good at opening Klein bottles because it has a 4.9 star rating.
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Pretzel 🥨 @pretzel.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 29/03/2026
a "Healing Power of Crystals" chart featuring stones like aquamarine, garnet, hematite, and Nd:YAG laser rods
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Pretzel 🥨 @pretzel.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 29/03/2026
Why can't I find any artwork of protogens smoking a stick of RAM like a cigar :(
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eri :neofox_flag_nb: :fox_floofing: @eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 29/03/2026
bullshit how i can plug my phone into my computer over USB C cable and it transfers data, but if you do the same with two computers they simply refuse because both of them want to top
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Pretzel 🥨 @pretzel.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 18/02/2026
in case anyone was wondering about my gender. Hopefully this clears it up
A chart labeled "The 100-axis gender model" with a series of bizzare axes, all labeled according to my gender presentation.
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Pretzel 🥨 @pretzel.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 04/02/2026
this toaster now has four oscilloscopes :]
protogen holding a Rigol DHO804 on their shoulder
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Axionyx @axionyx.nanotrasen.zone · 24/01/2026
Fake news article screenshot showing the Cloudflare logo on a building. The title reads "Critical Cloudflare flaw allowed users to reach websites they wanted"
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Anthropy @anthropy.mastodon.derg.nz.ap.brid.gy · 17/01/2026
stop taking life seriously - no amount of undue stress is going to change the world - nobody worth your time will blame you for being whimsical and weird - your sanity will actually thank you against all odds, against all the much worse things we've gone through, humanity still exists, and […]
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Pretzel 🥨 @pretzel.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 13/01/2026
protogen snacks.
a tray of shortbread cookie dough rolled out flat and cut into the shape of SoDIMM'sSmall pieces of chocolate marzipan cut into rectangles with pawprints impressed on themA cookie shaped like a laptop memory module. It has a vaguely golden "connector" across the bottom with a slot cut indicating that it's a DDR4 SoDIMM. The rest of the cookie is covered in green icing, with four of the chocolate marzipan RAM chips stuck on top.A whole rack of SoDIMM cookies, with one imposter hiding among them (an actual DDR4 SoDIMM)
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Pretzel 🥨 @pretzel.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 18/12/2025
new instance, time for an #introduction :3 I'm 🥨 (24/bird/new england) I'm an electronics engineer specializing in batteries and a recently-minted #furry (or, at least I tell myself it's recent...). I'm usually a bird when in VR and a proot when AFK. Some of […] [Original post on furry.engineer]
A protogen with brown  & tan fur and flashes of red fur in its ears, metallic copper-looking hard bits and five-fingered paws with long translucent claws. His cheek plate shows a red-glowing pretzel icon. There is a white protobean holding onto his left shoulder as he stands in front of the big steel bean, with a distorted version of Chicago reflecting in the background.
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