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Lee

@prettymuchlucid.bsky.social
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Welcome to the mad ramblings of a mere mortal

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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
the crown has always been a warning. when a leader starts to believe they are untouchable, they stop seeing their people as human.
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
nothing like sitting in your parked car, headlights off, marinating in your thoughts like leftover soup
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
decompression chamber = 2009 Volkswagen Jetta
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I can’t wait to pierce my veil
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Weird feeling: watching people celebrate someone while your chest tightens remembering what they took from you.
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
holy fucking epiphany, batman…
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
obligatory felt cute might delete later
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
#confirmed
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
marxism is just socialism stuck in a messy situationship with revolution. they’re not official yet, but everyone knows it’s gonna end in communism.
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
my mom did crack and you think it was the tylenol that gave me a learning disability???
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
humble? always. handsome? apparently.
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
listening to Hobo Johnson is like eating gas station sushi. you know it’s bad, but damn if it doesn’t hit sometimes.
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
don’t worry, the government might shut down, but at least tylenol causes autism and antifa is a terrorist org
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
the orange is getting old, my haircuts cute though
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
raptured? i thought it was faptured… i was so ready to goon😞
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
idk I think being sus with the homies is healthy
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
silly & stupid? more like silly & stupid & sexy actually
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
no wifi meant my roommate and I had to interact and i was so bored I helped her outline an in depth plot line and character arc for a comic she’s been wanting to make. anyways, internet’s back, my services are no longer required. therefore I will be returning to my chambers. nighty night.
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
i try so hard to be kind and logical, and then see someone else getting what i want with crying and guilt trips. i swear i can feel my brain short-circuiting.
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
do you ever wish you could forward your therapist’s notes to people like ‘here’s why you act like that.’
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
nah nothings wrong, just imagining every possible way this could go horribly, you know, casual
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
silence is heavier when it comes from familiar mouths
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
if some guy told me he had a barrel of root beer and some cats in the back of his van, ngl I’d probably get in
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
nothing sends dopamine to my brain faster than seeing a bad bitch walking in her purpose. its quiet literally my roman empire.
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
my drunk friends think they’re adults; i know better
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
More and more violence everyday, escalation after escalation from both sides. This world makes me sick and I’m tired of the systemic provocation and propaganda that keeps the cycle of violence alive.
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
oh to dream a dream of destiny but foiled by destruction
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
some guy just knocked on my car window and said “you’re a cutiepie, do you wear perfumes?” ???? yeah but i’m gonna say no to you, sir tf
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
oh look, a spotted lanternfly just landed in that chicks hair. intrusive thought: hit her with a folding chair WWE-style to take it out
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
[7:49am] morning ya’ll, I’m headed to bed, goodnight
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
i don’t think you’re taking enough time to stop, collaborate, and listen
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
that's my curse, I can never fuhgeddaboudit
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
why can’t men explain men? like sir, you’re in the union, speak up.
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
born to wish and hope the rumors are true, forced to not celebrate till it’s confirmed
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
i want you to know i’m going to skeet about this later.
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
[finger guns] don’t worry, champ, my crippling emotions come with a side of charm
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
i crave someone who’ll read the footnotes of my personality instead of just skimming the abstract.
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
a banana a day keeps the monkeys at play
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
anyone else remember that documentary about the rat in New York that trained turtles to fight crime?
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
i have a job interview today, i sure hope they think I’m cool and funny
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Wide-eyed and not so smart For I'm just a body, a temple with doors kept as open as my heart
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
skeet this, skeet that, is that what we call tweets on here? because, if so I approve.
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
some dude skipped every thought i’ve ever had and just liked my selfie… what am i, a decoration?
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
excuse me sir, i think your bizkit is limp
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Is knitting the gay man’s crochet or do I have that backwards?
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
i’ll rehearse the most eloquent, respectful way to set a boundary… then get scared they won’t take it well… then remember: if someone can’t handle a reasonable, respectful request, maybe i don’t want them in my life anyway
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
meme condoms exist. society has peaked. wrap it up everyone.
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
everyone’s like “cats are so independent”… yeah independent from the state. they’re plotting a revolution.
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
PSA: if you go around purposely revving a loud ass engine you’re not cool and it’s a sign of small cock syndrome
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