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"She meant to behave, but there were so many other options." Little blue pill deep in the heart of Texas. Inclusion friendly. I block 🚫 DMs.

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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
..just fattening them up
Translation: very suspicious supermarket
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is he mailing lawnmowers to everyone with the $5000 checks? YOU get a lawnmower and YOU get a lawnmower (wild applause from the High IQ section)
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The American Revolution began in 1775. All those silly numbers look alike.
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They have it !!! 50th anniversary edition. Nonfiction. I look forward to it : )
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't know that one. I'll look for it in my online public library!
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you drop your son off at school and pick up a girl, you've got the wrong kid, idgit !!!
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omg Jack! 😲
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The beach bollards in Port Aransas, TX are decorated every winter (after the crazy summer crowds are gone)
Yarn bollards in port aransas, tx
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just figured out why he wanted to attend This game - both teams are ORANGE.
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Visit texas poster showing longhorn cow, Alamo, hat, rope, bluebonnet, windmill. Big city skyline.
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do we still need the vaccine if we had measles as a child 60 years ago?
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Our daughter gave us this after we told her about all the cat-er-yelling that goes on in the hall when the bathroom door is closed 😆
Image of black and white cat.  Caption reads:  Excuse me!  We're you attempting to use the bathroom ALONE?
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AND I CUSS, TOO
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
...I see dead people!!!
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You betcher bippy!!!
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A wriggly skipjack planted a fish hook in the palm of my right hand. There were a million forms to fill out at the hospital BEFORE I could have the hook removed. Punchline: I am right-handed. *Eye roll*
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Headline should read "Texas GOP Supreme Court..."
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Meet my future husband at work and make out in the elevator 😊
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Beautiful! May I ask how deep is this camera?
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sharks that growl grrrrrrRRRrrr
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I use Watch Duty here in Texas, too. The app is even marking the river floods as they crest downstream on their way to the Gulf, days after the main rain event.
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Oh Mick- you are on a ROLL today! 🤣
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Local police information: Be aware that buglers may be operating in this area.
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The secret to immortality is contained within brown food 😉
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Egg salad sandwich- san antonio riverwalk, 1970s. Staying with a friend's sister who put me on a water bed. Greaaat. Just kill me now. I ended up on the floor.
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I rinse all of my fresh produce, including strawberries and grapes, in a white vinegar wash. It does not affect the taste after it's rinsed off.
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Aaaaggghhhh!!!!
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Our local AI sees ghosts. It is sending our small-town visitors to a restaurant that burned down 3 years ago.
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
For everyone who has ever run aground.
Photo of red buoy.  Sign reads: CAUTION KEEP LEFT.  It's red right on return.  The ocean is behind you so keep left because it's red right when you're returning.
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Image of older woman seated in lawn chair in front of decrepit shack with a seagull in the foreground.  Caption: I'm at the age where disappearing to a beach shack with a grumpy seagull roommate sounds like the dream.
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I've been saving this one for you, Jack. (The older I get, the easier it is to open elevator doors with my belly button.)
Remainder: When close the start dooring, do please not block them with a jar, but rather with a hand.  Damages elevator;the.  Loading.  When please have someone fully open half, hopefully with or with a full hand, belly button.  Elevator.   Thank you? You.
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Hang in there, Mick. Hugs from Texas.
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The stories & photos from today’s voting rights marches in Alabama deserve to be seen by people who weren’t able to stand there in person. If this piece moves you, please share it widely & help make sure these voices aren’t lost in the noise of a crowded news cycle. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
open.substack.com
Selma Rejects Jim Crow 2.0
Half of the population in Dallas County, Alabama, where Selma is located, was African American in 1965.
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
🤣 I wondered about that, too!
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Our daughter got this for us 🤣
Poster of cat.  Says, "Excuse me!  Were you attempting to use the bathroom ALONE?"
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Ooooooh that's enlightening. I like it!
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
"I am a dream to some ...A NIGHTMARE TO OTHERS!"
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Dated map, but I still save it!
Two maps of the US.  Top map is mostly red.  Bottom map is mostly white with some blue and red dots scattered  around.   Caption says "Land doesn't vote.  People do."
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
We eloped 42 years ago. Still married. No regrets! Congratulations ❤️
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ew
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I had FIVE at my feeder in Central texas today!!!
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Look Brendon! Your clouds are in San Antonio!
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Ding dong the bitch is gone!
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A bird pooped a little ghost on my windshield! 🤣
Photo of ghost-shaped bird poop from inside car.
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Mine says No Sales No politics No religion No soliciting Put two "I voted today" stickers on it. Then I put shipping tape over the doorbell. Anyone who knows us comes through the garage!
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
She's reading her "Idiot's Guide to Driving" book.
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
It will be interesting to see how Cornyn - R and Paxton-R react to this. PS, Talarico-D is about as "radical" as a lettuce leaf.
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Pretty Bubble @prettybubble.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I'm hoping the stereotype holds: that Dems vote early and Repubs vote on election day. Williamson County, just north of Austin, pulled the same shit. I hope they shot themselves in both feet!
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