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Max, the Prettyboy

@prettyboymax.bsky.social
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They/them, b1997, autistic, non-binary, big ol' queer. Bristol UK but originally from Coventry UK. FREE 🇵🇸

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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pray for my colleagues tomorrow bc I'm going to struggle to shut up about this lol, had such a great night! Ticket was a last-minute reward to myself for reaching out to my GP to discuss going back on antidepressants. Comedy can't replace medication but it sure helps remind why it's worth living!
Comedian Stewart Lee sat at a signing table posing graciously with Max. Stewart is leaning towards Max & smiling gently for the camera. Max is crouching weirdly & has a slightly manic look on their face. Basically the same photo except this one is blurry BUT Max is pulling a slightly less weird face, basically smiling like a human, so I wanted to post both.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm from Coventry in the West Midlands (England, UK) but clearly very influenced by They Might Be Giants 😂
A heatmap of the USA with sparse labels. The middle is mostly blue, the west coast is yellow-green & the east yellow with the northeast coast red & orange. There is a sliding colour scale at the bottom indicating that blue areas are "least like you" & red areas are "most like you" from mydialect.us Screenshot showing the previous image's map with more context. 
Your dialect map: you talk most like someone from New York - about 34% of your answers match a typical resident. 
Previous image's map.
Cities most & least like you: 
Most similar: New York NY (32%) Boston MA (32%) Philadelphia PA (32%) 
Least similar: Oklahoma City OK (26%) Kansas City MO (26%) Omaha NE (26%)
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Nessy had fun in the rain this morning, tuckered herself out! Much needed!
A blurry photo of Nessy, a black & brindle mastiff mix dog, running in a field of long yellowed grass. Her mouth is open in a funny shape. She is going very fast!Nessy seemingly hovering in mid-air over a dirt path in an area of a park with yellowed grass, surrounded by trees, a telecom tower looming in the background against a drizzly sky. Nessy's mouth is open & her ears are flapping in a comical way like a cartoon hellhound. Close-up of Nessy's face as she snoozes on the floor in the back porch, her snout resting on the raised wooden piece on the threshold from the porch to the kitchen. Very similar to previous image, just a different angle.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I know you absolutely did not mean this because it's pretty specific to UK & Ireland but I wanted to point out that the way you censored your M-word actually creates a different racist AND ableist slur (comparing the facial features of people with Down's Syndrome to people from Mongolia)
For the sake of clarity, I will be writing the slurs in this image in full but I absolutely do not condone using these slurs. A cropped screenshot from Wiktionary entry for the word "mong". Text reads: 
Etymology 3 
Contraction of mongoloid 
(Pronunciation guide & audio)
Noun
mong (plural mongs)
1. (UK, Ireland, slang, offensive, derogatory, dated) A person with Down's Syndrome 
2. (UK, Ireland, slang, offensive, derogatory) A stupid person. 
Derived terms:
monged 
mongtard 
Related terms:
mong out
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fantastic!!! One question: where do I find out more about the round beige critter in my first screenshot here? Second thing isn't a question, it just made me chuckle because it looks like the narrator George Matsumoto IS a jelly 😂
A screenshot of the video in the OP. The MBARI logo in the upper right corner. Dark ocean with a round, beige creature floating centrally. Video subtitles read "We've discovered more than 300 new species"Video screenshot. MBARI logo in the upper right corner. Dark ocean, a lone Stellamedusa ventana, a translucent jellyfish with elegant oral arms hanging down with no tentacles. The subtitles read "This is George Matsumoto" referring to the narrator of the video, but the screenshot is comical because it looks like the jellyfish is being introduced to the viewer as George.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Dear Chris took lots of beautiful photos at Fondue on Friday night, here's one of me 🥹
Max dancing in Zed Alley, a nightclub with a low, curved brick ceiling. Max is a white non-binary person with sweaty purple hair. They are swaying with their eyes closed, showing their pink, purple & silver eye makeup & black & white star stickers on their face. They have a pervy little moustache. They are wearing a silvery blue satin blouse with moons & stars print & a long black beaded necklace. Behind them, another patron is sparkling in a green sequin dress. At the bottom of the image is a watermark of the Zed Alley logo reading "Zed Alley, BS1, Live Music Club & Bar"
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All part of my ongoing project to take opportunities when I can to learn new skills, meet new people & try to help me break out of the prison of my own constant anxiety. Harness my inherent ridiculousness as a source of power!!!
An emoji combining the strong arm flexing bicep and the clown face, so the entire arm is inhumanly white & the clown face is on the deltoid.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
2013
DVD cover for Bula Quo! Starring Francis Rossi, Rick Parfitt, Craig Fairbrass, Laura Aikman & Jon Lovitz. Rossi & Parfitt wear loud Hawaiian shirts against a background of blue skies and palm trees. The rest of the characters & a waterfall give way to the title "Status Quo in... BULA QUO! A Stuart St Paul film" with bullet holes & a logo of crossed guitars. At the bottom of the cover, Parfitt & Rossi appear to be standing in the sea, wearing sunglasses & playing guitars, flanked by a speedboat on one side & a seaplane on the other. Text at the bottom reads "It started with guitars... And ended with guns!" The film is rated PG parental guidance.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My joke contribution: We had bizarre weather last week, it was raining orange peels. Absolutely pithing it down! (Maybe funnier for Brits & Aus/NZ, maybe Americans don't say "pissing it down"?) Dog contribution: Nessy 💖
A large black and brindle mastiff mix dog rolling joyously in a grassy field on a lovely sunny day. A human hand is moving towards her for a thigh scratch.Closer look at the same dog's face, open-mouthed and tongue lolling as she rolls on her back in the grass in the shaded part of the field. The same dog fast asleep on a sofa, her big head resting on the arm of the sofa.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Felt a little bit sorry for the guy in front of me who was turning away from the gory bits only to see me like this:
Selfie of Max, a white non-binary person, taken in the dark with a light source in front of them to simulate a dark auditorium with the screen the one light source. They have purple hair, rounded spectacles, black eyeliner and silver eyeshadow and a gay little pervert moustache. They are smiling wide-eyed and mouth agape like a little freak. Similar to previous only light and angle are slightly different so their chin looks bigger & their eyes are somehow looking at you AND something beyond you. Unsettling in a dark environment!
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Thank you dear Darren for the first 2 photos, dear Ian for the third and myself and Pye the cat for the fourth. I'm tucked up in bed now but still awake!!!
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair. Standing with their hands on their hips in an atmospheric stone stairwell outdoors, leaning on a lamppost. They are wearing a fishnet bodysuit under a Blitz Club t-shirt (from Rusty Egan's merch store) and little shorts covered in studs in star shapes. Similar to the first photo, but Max is smiling with their hands out to the sides because they weren't sure what to do with their hands. They are laughing. Better view of their layered necklaces, bracelets and belts with chains on. Blurry photo inside Zed Alley, Bristol, of Max dancing. They are in the middle of a sort-of twist.Max looking extremely busted, makeup smudged and hair looking fried, safely back home after a great night out. They are smiling as they are headbutted affectionately by Pye, a tuxedo cat wearing a grey collar. They are in the kitchen.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Appropriately, Nancy Boy's Promosexual arrived today! Finally found a UK seller (cheers, Neil!) so my Romo-&-Romo-adjecent collection grows!
Blurry selfie of Max, white non-binary person with purple hair, standing in front of a large map, holding a CD in front of their face. The CD is "Promosexual" by Nancy Boy.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Forgot to post about TDoV yday, then got nervous that people would think I was joking if I posted on April Fool's Day, but I suppose it is okay since I'm certainly a Fool! Belated Happy TDoV from 11 years ago doing a trans cake sale at college & from Saturday at @transpridebristol.bsky.social
Max, a white non-binary teenager smiling wide-eyed. They have dyed black hair in an awkward sort-of bob with their bleach-blonde fringe/bangs chalked with the colours of the transgender pride flag. They are wearing square spectacles with clear plastic frames, glittery eyeshadow and dark red lipstick. They are wearing black clothes. Max, a white non-binary adult, smiling. They have dyed purple hair and a gay little moustache. Their eyeshadow & satin over shirt are both the colours of the transgender pride flag. They are wearing a chain choker that says "THEY", a string of plastic pastel purple beads and an Ankh on a chain. Their vest has the word "PRETTYBOY" written in plastic rhinestones. They have star stickers on their cheek in the colours of the bisexual pride flag.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?
Necrolai from Power Rangers Mystic Force/ Mahō Sentai Magiranger. Necrolai is a humanoid bat woman with bat wings on her head and a bat wing cape, she is dressed in black leather with white fur accents. She is standing on a cliff pointing threateningly at the camera.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
3 years ago today I had a gender-affirming hysterectomy! Thankfully no complications, one night in hospital then I got to go home on the afternoon of my birthday (Birthday Tea was NOT hospital food!) Healing went smoothly & I can wear white pants now without fear! (That's a lie, I have pets)
Selfie from a hospital bed of Max in a hospital gown and glasses, smiling awkwardly at the camera. Their hair is a pleasant shade of lavender and they look a bit delirious from anaesthesia.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
A black cat on a fleece blanket. She is slightly blurred, looking towards the camera with eyes half open. The light bounces off her nose in a way that makes it look weirdly long and her chin looks funny. Other than that, she is a fluffy void.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Nessy sends calm 💖
Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff mix dog, resting her large head on the arm of a sofa. She is side-eyeing something out of frame. Her short velvety fur is shining and her lips are spreading out on the sofa arm as if her head is melting.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Just had a haircut at dooo (Old Market) so feeling pretty despite not being up early enough to do makeup. Thankfully a tinted lip balm was in the pocket of my cords!
Max, a white non-binary person with freshly trimmed purple hair, standing in front of a wooden trellis covered in passion vines. They are wearing a purple silk scarf nearly exactly the colour of their hair. They are rocking a fresh eyebrow slit, paltry but hopefully tasteful facial hair, pink tinted lip balm with no other makeup, earrings and rounded plastic tortoiseshell spectacles. Max again, slightly turned to the side to show off the length and shape of their freshly trimmed hair. They are wearing a black corduroy jacket with a floppy black & white scarf as a pocket square and an oak tree themed lapel pin. Their jacket is a bit dusty.Low angle selfie from inside the kitchen. They are resting their head on their hand. They are wearing black fingerless compression gloves and the fleecy sleeve of their undershirt is visible at their wrist. Max leaning over Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff mix dog, on a black sofa covered by a grey waffle fleece throw. Nessy's snout is velvety soft and her expression is neutral. Max is looking at Nessy and pulling a silly face, their eyes comically wide and their tongue poking out in what would be called a "blep" or possibly a "mlem" if a dog or cat did the same thing.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Pye the cat was being very sweet when I got home from work yesterday. I call him The Best Man because he's in his tuxedo and he's always up for making a speech! Thankfully I didn't need to use the stove for dinner last night because he loves making himself comfortable on flat quadrilateral surfaces!
Pye, a tuxedo cat, lying on a glass stove (switched off, of course). His back legs are stretched out and pink beans are visible. His front legs are bent up to his chest like what autistic people such as myself refer to as "t-rex arms" and his paws look very polite and soft. He is looking at the camera as if to say "put that down and pet me!"
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Nessy's Auntie Kim captured some fantastic tongue action yesterday!
Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff mix dog, standing in a grassy field on a sunny day. Her body is facing away from the camera but her face is turned to look at someone or something off to the side. Her tongue is sticking out giving the impression she is "blowing a raspberry" (making a flatulence sound with the mouth) it is comical! Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff mix dog, sat politely on a footpath surrounded by grass and trees. She is looking up and her mouth is open, showing her tongue twisted into the shape of the letter "M" also quite comical!
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I call her "minibeast" 😊
Coco, a chihuahua mix dog with many different shades of brown on her little body, giving a cautious side-eye from a folded blanket.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Enjoyed my visit to @designmuseum.bsky.social today to take in the Blitz exhibition. I met up with some Bristol friends and, in a remarkable and delightful coincidence, bumped into @victoriaredfern.bsky.social who was just leaving as we were entering! Not stopped smiling all afternoon!
Max, a white non-binary person with washed-out pinkish purple hair, glasses, wearing a Human League t-shirt with the sleeves cut off over a fishnet bodysuit tucked into high-waisted black twill Addison jeans cinched with a black belt with silver chains and O-rings, standing awkwardly between three posters on a concrete wall. The central poster shows an early 80s photo of the band Spandau Ballet with text reading "THE CLUB THAT SHAPED THE 80S". The posters either side of the Spandau Ballet poster are pink on the left and yellow on the right and have the word "BLITZ" above and below "THE CLUB THAT SHAPED THE 80S". All three posters have The Design Museum logo text in the corner.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Nessy received a kiss from a cow today!!! (Don't be fooled by the trailing longline, she is on lead in the cow field, it's just hard to see as it's attached to her Halti and held off camera. Don't let your dogs off around livestock PLEASE)
Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff mix dog, wearing a Halti head collar, a pink neck collar and a pink chest harness, standing in a field as a pretty red and white cow leans close to her sniffing. Nessy's fluorescent longline trails on the floor as she is being held on a black leash attached to her Halti. She looks towards the cow a little confused. The cow seems curious and unafraid! Nessy dog facing the camera head on with a slightly concerned expression as the cow leans closer and licks her thigh! The cow is definitely not afraid!
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Crowning achievement in Pokémon Legends Z-A, it doesn't get better than this for me. Nice nice NICE
A photograph of a TV screen showing the "Battle Zone Deactivated" screen from Pokémon Legends Z-A. 
Medals obtained: 2670 = £34710
Trainers defeated: 11 = ×2.0
Total prize money: £69,420 Close-up of the very nice number on the previous image of 69,420
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Seated! It is a lovely auditorium with red velvet folding seats, classic! They're giving everyone FREE copies of Ritual Groove from 2010, David Lynch was a co-producer!
Selfie of Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair, green eyeshadow and rounded tortoiseshell glasses, in a red velvet auditorium chair, holding a CD of the album Ritual Groove by Donovan. They are wearing an official Donovan t-shirt that has been dyed purple, and a black short-sleevee over shirt with a crystal print.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Recent photos I have taken as proof of life when a dear friend has said "let me know when you get home safe!"
Max, wearing fishnets on their arms, smiling leaning down on the kitchen floor with Nessy (black mastiff) Max smiling in their purple towel robe with most of their makeup removed (looking red and shiny) taking a selfie with Russell, a back and white shar-pei X french bulldog who was moving as the photo was taken and so is an indistinct blur. Max, sweaty and smiling with heavy eye makeup, leans towards Pye, a black and white tuxedo cat with a pink nose who leans up to greet them. Max, smiling sans glasses and shirt, taking a selfie with Nessy (black mastiff) in front of shark-themed curtains. Max's cool opossum tattoo designed by Micah Ulrich is visible on their shoulder.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Nessy turned 3 recently, then today she came up for a rare cuddle! She's very aloof with me and my mum but when guests come over she will clamber all over them! She thinks she's much smaller than she is!
Nessy, a large black and brindle mastiff cross, sat politely on the kitchen floor, wearing a silly little hat in the shape of a birthday cake with fabric candles. Text on the hat reads "party animal". Nessy and Russell snuffling treats from a tray. Treats include chopped strawberries, iced party ring biscuits, cupcakes and a squeaky rubber duck. A low light selfie of Nessy leaning on Max. Max's purple hair is a mess and they are smiling peeping out from behind Nessy. Blurry low light selfie of Nessy and Max.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
🐾
Russell, a mostly white medium sized dog, lying on his back on the floor with his back legs stretched out and his front legs bent up on his chest like a tyrannosaurus rex.Two dogs in a field looking expectantly at the camera. On the left is Nessy, a large black and brindle mastiff. On the right is Russell, a medium sized Shar-pei X French bulldog who is mostly white with black splodges and black mask-like markings over his ears and eyes like Batman but with big round blonde comma-shaped eyebrows. A selfie of Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair and glasses, cuddling Russell, a white, black and blonde shar-pei X french bulldog. Max is smiling. Russell's eyes are half-closed and his tiny triangular ears are at a relaxed position on the sides of his square head. Nessy and Russell playing in a field, taken from afar. Nessy is mid-bounce and Russell is running towards her.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Chatgpt struggles to say how many Rs are in STRAWBERRY and apparently I struggled with how many Rs are in TRANSFORM when I ordered these appliqués... Unlike chatgpt, at least I recognise and can laugh at my mistake and order a pink R!
A black and white varsity jacket laid out on a grey sofa. There is a large embroidered back patch, pinned with safety pins,of a silver Decepticon insignia and yellow text reading "Rise Up" on a multicoloured Outrun aesthetic style background. Above this patch are smaller letter appliqués trying to spell the word "TRANSFORM" but the first R is missing. When the pink R appliqué arrives, the TRANS will be the colours of the trans flag, blue T, pink R, white A, pink N, blue S, and the FORM is a soft lavender.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
First passion flowers of the year recently
A blue and white passion flower peeping out from behind large passion leaves on a sturdy vine. An all white passion flower peeping out large passion leaves with a lovely curly bit like an old telephone cable.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Nessy & Russell, recently. (We adopted another dog!!!) (That was the name he was found with)
Two dogs sitting in a pub garden on a sunny day. They are both looking attentively towards the food on the table behind the camera. Nessy on the left is a large black and brindle mastiff cross with a big wide velvety head, her tongue sticking out of her open mouth. Russell on the right is smaller, he is a shar-pei french bulldog mix, white with black splodges and a black and blonde head. He has tiny little triangle ears like Doritos and huge blonde comma-shaped eyebrows. He has a rectangular head made of bulbous wrinkles covered in velvety hair. One of his eyes has little stitches from a recent operation, healing well.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Just a quick pop in to TFN as I have a limited budget and need to be at Coventry Pride this afternoon, but so excited!!!!
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair, grins at the camera outside a hotel. They are wearing a pastel vest with a Decepticon insignia under a black short sleeved shirt with a crystal print. They are wearing lots of necklaces.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
(tagging "graphic" as many people are uncomfortable with bugs) I DID want to be first in line to see Mrs Train today, I held a beautiful millipede thanks to Creature Courage, an animal phobia therapy specialist!
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair and glasses, wearing a shirt with an insect print, smiling at the camera as they hold in their flat palms a giant black millipede. The millipede is about the girth of an average clipper cigarette lighter and somewhere between 15-20cm long.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
A peacock butterfly found itself trapped in the library today so my friend and I managed to catch it and let it safely out a window to freedom. I kept lifting the glass slightly to let air in and out so it would not suffocate in the glass and only stopped doing that to film this!
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Back home now, here's my little haul from the Transformers store. Legacy United Slipstream, big plush Starscream (the only one left I think AND discounted), some decals, a Megatron tote bag and a beautiful poster of Soundwave looming over Battersea power station (still rolled).
A photo of Max's glass hob being used as a haul display table. There is a plush toy of the character Starscream, an action figure in the box of Slipstream, a packet of stickers, a rolled up poster and a cream tote bag featuring Megatron and text reading "MASTER OF DESTRUCTION"
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I was far too early for the off-peak train so I walked from Goodge Street to Paddington instead of taking the tube to kill some time. These Paparazzi Dogs by Gillie & Marc caught my eye, so I ended up sat chilling in a little green space until my train was about to depart.
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair, taking a selfie with a bronze statue of an anthropomorphic dog, possibly a beagle, holding a large camera. One of the Paparazzi Dogs, a bronze dog-man statue holding a camera. Another bronze dog-man statue, also holding a camera but half-kneeling on the ground. Two more bronze dog-men, both holding cameras.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Afterwards, Northern line to Goodge Street. youtu.be/nuPUBb2PdzY?... Significant to me for the beautiful song by my beloved Donovan. Had early dinner at Tofu Vegan Charlotte Street branch, phenomenal Sichuan food!!!
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair, grinning in the Goodge Street tube station. Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair, sat at a table adorned with dishes and a tall glass of cold soy milk. There is a bowl of steamed white rice, a dish of wontons in house special sauce, and a plate of deep fried crispy salt & pepper asparagus.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Next stop was Battersea power station to visit the Transformers store which was really fun but I forgot to take a photo inside. It is a breathtaking building, I see why they call it a "Brick Cathedral" 🤩
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair and a lopsided grin, taking a selfie in front of Battersea power station and a big white and blue blocky building that looks like it belongs in the New New York of Doctor Who. Low angle view of Battersea power station, a beautiful brick cathedral with white chimneys like Roman columns. The sky is brilliant blue. Three of the four chimneys are visible. Extremely modern sci-fi looking blocky buildings in white, blue and silver. It looks like a futuristic city from Doctor Who or something!
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Lunch was a large popcorn, also useful to stop me singing along and annoying the rest of the audience! So glad the @princecharlescinema.com screened Phantom Of The Paradise, it was emotional seeing it huge and loud!!!
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair and round glasses, holding a huge bucket of popcorn and the Winslow Leach figurine from the previous post. Max is flashing a toothy grin similar to the figurine. They are in a darkened auditorium.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
A little jaunt to the capital today to see my favourite film on a big screen for the first time!
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair, wearing rounded tortoiseshell spectacles and a black ffp4 face mask. Their eyes are wide and their eyelids are covered in glitter. They are wearing a green sunflower lanyard indicating "hidden disabilities". They are holding a figurine of Winslow Leach from Phantom Of The Paradise, a figure wearing a black cape and a silver owl-like helmet. They are sat in a seat on a train.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Nessy has been surprisingly cuddly today! She had a bath this morning so her fur is extremely soft!!!
Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff with uncropped floppy ears and big brown eyes, sitting upright on a sofa. She is leaning on Max, a white non-binary person wearing a black hoodie, their face covered by Nessy's big head. Their hands are scratching Nessy's torso fur. Just the tiny pink tip of Nessy's tongue protrudes from her mouth in a tiny adorable blep. Max, a white non-binary person with pinkish purple hair, rounded tortoiseshell spectacles and blue eyes, peeps out from behind Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff dog. Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff mix dog, asleep with her squishy wrinkly face smushed up against the arm of the sofa she is sleeping on. Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff mix dog, asleep on a grey waffle throw on a sofa.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
"bear with me a second..." Scraped myself out of bed having slept fitfully in my clothes, only to catch myself in the mirror and find myself a bit cute!
Max, a white non-binary person with messy purple hair and tired blue eyes. They are wearing a fluffy brown hoodie with little found ears on the hood, making them look a bit like a teddy bear. Their skin looks tired and sore and there is smudged black makeup around and under their eyes. They somehow still manage to look kind of nice.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Been EXTREMELY low on spoons lately, dragging myself through life, but here are some selfies with the pets.
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair and rounded spectacles, wearing an oversized hoodie and wrapped in a blanket, sat on a sofa. On their lap sits Spooky, a black short haired cat with greenish yellow eyes. Max looks tired but has a little smile. Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair and rounded glasses, smiles as they lean down to take a selfie with Nessy, a large black and brindle mastiff dog lounging on a grey sofa. Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair and rounded glasses, smiles as they try to take a selfie from below with Pye, a black and white cat with a pink nose. Pye is extremely blurry as he was in motion. On the ceiling above, there is a non-binary pride flag and a transgender pride flag. Max, a white non-binary person takes a selfie from a low angle with Pye, a black and white cat with a pink nose. On the ceiling are a non-binary pride flag and a transgender pride flag, and in the corner is a triangular mesh hammock full of plush toy animals, most visibly is Shaun The Sheep from the Aardman stop motion films.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Managed to snap this pic at exactly the right moment!
Spooky, a black cat with pale yellow-green eyes, loafed on a grey tartan duvet. The photo was taken just at the moment she does a big yawn, so her mouth is wide open almost like the cartoonist grin of the Joker. Her eyes are only partly open due to the width of her open mouth so she looks strange.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The cat was headbutting the dog affectionately but I kept pressing the camera button too late or early so here's a blurry action shot instead!
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair and rounded tortoiseshell spectacles, smiles in between a black cat (named Spooky) & a black mastiff mix dog (named Nessy). Nessy looks into the camera, Spooky side-eyes Nessy, and Max looks at them both with an affectionate smile. There is a pansexual pride flag in blue, yellow and pink on the ceiling above all 3.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I keep getting adverts for tiny concrete recreations of brutalist buildings and can't help but be charmed by this tiny Elephant from my home town... When I was a toddler there was a soft play inside called Jungle Junction.
A screenshot of the Facebook app newsfeed. A post by a sponsored company called Spaceplay showing a photograph of a small concrete recreation of a famous brutalist building called The Elephant. Text in the post reads "Brutalist divides opinions, but if you're on..." Then cuts off under a "See more". Under the photo is a "Shop now" link.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Some teenager yelled "FAGG*T" at me while I was walking past their bus stop and I mean like... Yeah??? And??? Well spotted, kid! Proceeded to prove them correct in the charity shops.
Max, a white non-binary person with pastel purple hair, rounded tortoiseshell spectacles, pink eyeshadow, an eyebrow slit and a moustache, looking every bit the f-slur the kid called them. They are walking outside on an overcast day. A large pile of books and DVDs, from bottom to top:
The collected works of Oscar Wilde
Whisky Galore - Compton Mackenzie 
Orlando - Virginia Woolf
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Nightmare Abbey/Crochet Castle - Thomas Love Peacock 
Faithfull - Marianne Faithfull with David Dalton
Empire of the Sun - JG Ballard
Vile Bodies - Evelyn Waugh 
The Armando Iannucci Shows (2001) DVD
The Trial of Joan of Arc (1962) DVD
Brother Sun, Sister Moon (1972)DVD
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Last year's fireworks didn't seem to bother Nessy, but this year was different. Never seen her so unsettled, she was backwards a lot (very unusual for her). We're very lucky as her distress was nowhere near what Anna's dogs are like, but it was strange to see such a vivacious dog so unsettled.
Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff mix dog, perched awkwardly on a sofa. Her forepaws are up on the headrest of the sofa and she is facing the wall. There is a look of concern in her eyes.
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Max, the Prettyboy @prettyboymax.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Happy Halloween from Spooky
Spooky, a black cat with yellowish green eyes, lying on a pink blanket with black embroidered bats, next to a fluffy purse shaped like a jack-o'-lantern with another blanket behind her (purple with black bats). Spooky is looking directly into the camera.
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