Sign in

Tim Henderson

@pretendbeard.bsky.social
236 followers 127 following 2.4K posts

Occasional games freelance writer. Hobbyist animator. Host of the Player 2 PixelCast. Will ask you to try better beers.

PostsRepliesMedia
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This ray-traced 'reflection' in RE: Requiem is really bugging me. How is it even in that room? It's just inexplicably bizarre!
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just a mite overdue here...
010
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tube?
100
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bring back the energy of the Power Stone logo!
010
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The handheld version, in particular, blows chunks
010
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Show the others, you cowards
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just going after a whole era and vibe, really
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Meanwhile... I may never have to update my (probably decade old) fb profile picture
010
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Not watched a single Fifa match in full, but kind of wish I'd seen just the extra time of Argentina / Egypt because this sequence of events seems truly wild
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"Great! Who are we killing? I won't do kids, that's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick."
090
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
May have to try and activate a VPN...
100
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Haven't watched this yet, but this has... extremely not Crazy Taxi looking vibes?
010
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Beer good
110
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Broken Sword's boxart sure has been on a journey over the decades (and how does it keep getting worse?; That latest one looks like some Facebook click bait that somehow takes you to some subpar game about pouring potions into each other)
010
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You're advertising this to me like it's not the kind of shit that nightmares will be made of?
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A cool and normal headline to see in this, the year 2026
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oh, lol. You mean the way I can finally get this shit stop offering to summarize things is to... not start giving it money?
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Print!
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Isn't it just
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Except that it literally always is
100
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Maybe there's an extra nugget in the article I'm missing, but surely you'd be hard pressed to have a more convenient, palpable benefit than pushing the knowledge thay, had we gotten our shit together with wind and solar, then this current 'energy crisis' would be more of an oil blip?
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
As a podcast that should drop in the coming hours will attest, this holds up shockingly well. More game design like this in the modern era, please. Or you could just play this. The visuals have aged some (and it's visibly UE3), but even then there's still fidelity enough.
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Perfect
031
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It's cool. Nothing concerning on the website...
110
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Just an absolutely wild bookshop window
100
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A handy way to pad a list like this is, it turns out, to play neat, shorter experiences.
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Evergreen
010
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I'll drink to that
040
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Shit. Wrong formal attire.
020
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Two fictional characters from different universes you want to see fight (Not sure why, but it's what popped into my mind)
120
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
These are different games... right? Right?
110
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Not my favourite of this type of narrative adventure, but I'm happy that the specific niche of awkward, nerdy lesbians with memories of the 90s got something made just for them
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Some wild shit on the Epic store sale...
110
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
That's two what I guess are more advanced walking Sims in a row, and this was also quite good. Has a reteo-future style that I dug a lot, presumably as a result of when the 'classic' story it was based on was written. A slow burn with some really impressive sights along the way.
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Was prepping for a Skinner gif and then saw Google's Ai explanation and oh my god.
110
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Pretty nice and contained game that mostly served as a decent showcase for a new PC. Leans into the hard-boiled cop tging so hard that I stopped finding it funny and honestly kind of respected its commitment.
020
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Gonna drag this back to Presage by pointing to the beautiful watch my wife gave me as a reciprocal engagement gift
150
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Yeeeeeeeeeerp
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I don't want to be juvenile, but... wait... yes I do. This headline has my inner 11-year-old giggling uncontrollably.
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Started multiple times on PC years ago. Finally picked up and finished on Switch 2. A few bugs and inconsistencies, notably the odd difficulty spike that hurts what is otherwise an absolute king of a long-haul travel game. Still a lot of fun, and Switch 2 seems to power past performance woes
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Well, this smacks of pretty blatant marking up to mark down...
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Okay, number 2 was way better. I never meaningfully played the original Silent Hill 2, but this remake stands alone as supremely uncomfortable from beginning to end in a way that most bigger budget horror games aren't. Silly puzzles, but excellent overall.
000
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Okay... it took over a decade, but this still seems like kind of a lot now that the number is there right in front of me
010
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Very normal free market gorces
101
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Oh, thank fuck
240
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Video game beers almost feel a dime a dozen these days, but this still caught my eye
010
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Sometimes you just sort of kind of have to
010
Tim Henderson @pretendbeard.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Nope. The YouTube app hasn't been descending into hell in recent years, nosiree. It's all absolutely peachy.
000