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memmy lulu, chaser

@pretend-wizard.bsky.social
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30, dweeby screamale, voted most-loved ship AI by her crew. pfp by maxschwartz, sorta.

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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 18m
one day ...
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 41m
perfect time to instead of tasks take sexy pictures and then don't send them to anybody
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 42m
you can have both legs if i can have your heart
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 57m
gives it freely to my friend yay
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 1h
other factors: • can't stop listening to the music she sends you • want to get into the things she's into • need to be seen as equal/respected • useful to her (???) • think about things you never thought about with someone else before • please recognize me • compels honesty in me • pervert
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 1h
what was the door to truth like btw
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 1h
oh i don't think i've ever had the butterflies thing. and otherwise my gut feelings are too unreliable and that's my biggest problem, usually find out too late that i was just obsessed for a while and Wanted Something but there was no traction after getting that, hence the lists
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 1h
low-value factors: • think they're pretty • they like you back • ability to help/protect each other • complimentary styles of humor/kissing/personality disorders/food preferences/gaming taste • no cats • dyed hair • some of these have gotta be higher value actually • pervert • pervert again
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 2h
high-value factors: • wanting to see them every day/as often as possible • wanting and encouraging good things for them • thinking about them at unrelated times • physical .. um ... maybe ... • i don't know anymore help me lmao please lmao help anyone
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 2h
struggling w romantic feelings conceptually so i'm trying to list out high-value factors for romance and love and stuff to figure out what's what
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 3h
i have strong feelings about multiples of 13 tbh
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Zinzrinz @zinzrinz.bsky.social · 4h
little sippy CONFIRMED
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 5h
ily cousin
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 5h
oh. i can go
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 5h
you don't remember? you were gonna kill me
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 23h
when i bother to do eyeshadow my friends say oh i love your makeup, when i put my hair up the bar girls say oh i love your hair, when i don't wear pj's you say oh i love your outfit. when i ask oh yeah well then why is no one in love with me they all say oh silly memory but don't answer my question
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cdlum @cdlum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
currently open for some comms
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i am the perfect soldier
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we're back to planting plastic explosives in my helmet and affixing it with my detonator chinstrap
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
maybe i am a vampire
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
true love means both having the thoughts that tell you to isolate someone making them belong to you alone and also probably not actually doing that at all. that's just how you know it's true love, that's all
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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Several Dyson lizards have scurried into the solar system. They will bask upon the sun, gathering warmth. Expect a period of global cooling
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
is it the size exchange slime girl frotting image again
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i'm the myself torturer. i'm coincidentally the myself nurturer and lover and other things as well. and it's sucks
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
but she's stronger than me
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have this crush you see, and she's stronger than me right? and works harder days, a harder job all around that requires a lot of walking and exerting. and like. i'm not into the sweaty gross feet thing, and wouldn't want my face near in that state. but i would beg to massage them
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat how do i say i thought the foot shoes looked good for sex stuff
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh no yeah that also definitely seems like, cool and worth it
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wait is this just for like. wearing
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t4t cyborg @t4tcyborg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok but what if
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[deathknight] wow i love having all these resources, and i heard they came from questing locations. actually so useful, i can trade them in for cash and demon points and such
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[sprite] cmon kitten keep up, mommy needs you questing to give the main plot a sense of passive, background, idle game-like progression - which also helps fill the world out and act as resource gathering opportunities for the real heroes - or else you're gonna be replaced by a higher level unit
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sometimes things are outlandish and you need the power of pornworld
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
going from independence and honing yourself to being a besworded sugar baby, told where to hold land and when to come to court, and given the luxury of getting complacent in arguably the place most setup for you to thrive but without the need for it why would you? you're needed at the round table
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you're fucked, get ready to have moms buddy
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
whats the counterplay here roxanne
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and please don't avoid me when i talk about feeling like this, i know it's caustic but i swear i can control myself you don't have to put gloves on behind glass just because i'm like this i swear i can get past what i want, just please don't
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
but like god it would taste good y'know ? and the more it works the better it tastes and more i'll throw up later and god it'll all go down in flames but like !! i know what it tastes like and i want it so bad, even though i don't, even though i don't
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
do i have feelings for you or do i just want to start something codependent like i always do. please, me, let me just have feelings instead of just feeling good being needed like please, me, i'll suck you off i'll do whatever omg pleeeeease
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i can feel it like it's all i want with my whole body even though there's no good end to it. it's normal to want to be around someone all the time, that's just romantic, and you could use help right now so me helping you out all the time is just kindness, even if it is so self-serving. ughghghh
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
me at the bar trying to find another Krystyn
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
getting force-pharaoh'd
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
much to divine in this one
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it happened, i saw some shibari art and thought "that's not realistic at all what the hell" and i don't even know that much. i am sorry furry artist your furry women are very sexually attractive in the rope but they're at a very high risk of nerve damage in several places
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
but she's right You know
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 04/10/2026
Girls In Anguished Pleasure
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briar, duke of dykes @weregazelle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
women rock
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[ring] yeah
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
saying "acknowledge command override" into everyone's ear at the same time just to hear a chorus of "command override acknowledged" across my entire body really gives me the warm fuzzies
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memmy lulu, chaser @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
and i took the dinner because imagine the advice and experience She could give me
"Would you rather have $500,000 or go for dinner with Handler
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