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presidentfirefly

@presidentfirefly.bsky.social
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trying to stay sane through humor. And for the next four years, don't blame me - I voted for her! My wife and I are blue dots in red West Virginia. #NeverTrump #Resistance

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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
BREAKING: Pete Hegseth to receive the brand new FIFA Sobriety Award
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
BREAKING: Donald Trump to be first recipient of the brand new McDonald's Big Mac Peace Prize.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
We live in the stupidest times.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Every single day the Trump administration does something that in any previous adminiustration would be a front page scandal for weeks. Now, it just disappears and no one seems to care.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Hey whatever happened to all that talk about releasing the Epstein files?
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I live in West Virginia. There was no reason for those West Virginia National Guards to be in D.C. today. This is on our governor who is a Trump wanna-be.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
At this point I almost miss Kellyanne Conway and Rex Tillerson.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I have zero desire to see either of the Wicked movies.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
A pox on both their houses.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I'll say it yet again - the Charlie Kirk assassination was Trump's Reichstag fire. It will now be used to justify everything Trump is doing to undermine democracy.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I'm just surprised the FBI didn't add a line about Tyler Robinson wanting to buy some Hunter Biden artwork in the supposed text exchange with his roommate.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
REMINDER: Trump is in the Epstein files.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
New photo drop from the White House of Trump golfing:
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Trump is perfectly fine. Here's another picture of him golfing today:
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Of course if Trump has died, he should get the Nobel Peace Prize for that.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I always just assumed that pretty much everything sold at Wal-Mart was radioactive.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If history is any guide, Trump's Reich has about 2 years left.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I wonder what golf score Trump will claim to shoot in Alaska next week...
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
And all of this is happening because of one man's fragile ego.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
The politicians I respect are the ones who feel free to speak the truth even when they are running for re-election.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Thom Tillis embodies the current GOP - he enables fascism to stay in power and then talks tough a few hours after deciding not to run for re-election. That's not courage.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I'm just surprised Pete Hegseth isn't more sympathetic to Iran, since he has been bombed so many times himself.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The only thing "obliterated" by our bombing of Iran was America's standing in the world.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The real irony in all this Jake Tapper book nonsense is that even if Biden was totally incompetent, he was still a much better President than Trump will ever be.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
BREAKING: Trump claims he, too, had stage four cancer, but his "big, beautiful" body healed it all by itself, just like it did with his ear that got shot off.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
THIS 👇
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I admit I was wrong. I didn't really see that he would want to be Pope himself. Not sure how I missed that.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Congratulations to President Donald Trump for winning yesterday's White House Easter egg hunt. He found more eggs than all the other Presidents combined! And he showed those loser kids, too.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I 100% guarantee that Trump will try to name the next Pope.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Cory Booker has now spent more time on the Senate floor than Donald Trump has off the golf course.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I am 100% certain that President Kamala Harris would not have nominated a Secretary of Defense who drunk texted war plans to journalists.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Secretary Pete texted his resignation letter to Trump but accidentally sent it to Carroit Top instead.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
In just a few days we were reminded multiple times about the value of short, concise speeches.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I'm amazed that JD Vance didn't accuse Zelensky of eating cats and dogs.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
"Whoever loves money never has enough; whoever loves wealth is never satisfied with their income." Ecclesiastes 5:10
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
This is well worth your time
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
It seems pretty obvious that Trump doesn't really want to be President of the United States...he wants to be KING of the United States.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I still believe the assassination attempt was staged and that the election was rigged.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
"Government is instituted for the common good; for the protection, safety, prosperity and happiness of the people; and not for profit, honor, or private interest of any man, family, or class of men..." - John Adams, 1780 -
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Elon Musk every day since January 20
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I predicted weeks ago that (unfortunately) I thought the Senate Republicans would cave and despite their "concerns" confirm every single one of Trump's nominees. I think even Gaetz would have been confirmed.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The only real Gulf of America is between Trump's ears.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I still call it Twitter and I still call it the Gulf of Mexico.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
REMINDER: The people painting over "core values" in government buildings are the same ones who insist we post the Ten Commandments in every school.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Guys - don't worry! Trump is only threatening to invade Gaza as a ploy to get them to reduce their tariffs and send more troops to our border.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
THIS 👇
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I've been reading a fascinating book about the history of the Antichrist and would just point out that supposedly the Antichrist will, among other things, "miraculously" recover from a major head wound...like a bullet hitting an ear perhaps.
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
THIS 👇
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
How long until Trump issues an executive order rescinding the federal holidays for MLK Day and Juneteenth and replaces them with federal holidays celebrating Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis?
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presidentfirefly @presidentfirefly.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
It hasn't even been a full week yet.
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