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Get in losers, we're going to attack and dethrone god. writing fantasy 🌠 and trying not to despair

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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 13h
A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE SPITEFUL OR HORNY

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER

MAKE ART
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 01/09/2026
Post something random or risk a sub-par September
Photo of an indoor dog racing track with obstacles. The caption says "the 4th dog is not human".
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 29/08/2026
Spring!
Magenta flowers blossoming from a tree. I think cherry?? I'm sorry, I don't know plants 😭
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 03/08/2026
I take bookshop photos most times I go past or into a bookshop. I should post them here! Bruce McKenzie Booksellers Palmerston North, New Zealand
A table display of new mostly mystery books. 

Authors include G. B. Ralph, Riley Chance, Bing Turkby, Saraid De Silva, Megan Nicol Reed, Gavin Strawhan, Catherine Chidgey, Ingrid Horrocks, Gareth & Louise Ward, Jessica Howland Karry, Emma Neale, Jennifer Trevelyan, Shana Chandra, Anne Clearly, Anna Woods, and Kaarina Parker.A bookcase full of Maori books, including Aroha, Wawata, A Maori Phrase A Day,  Full Circle, and Mana.A table display of new books, and the rest of the bookshop in the background.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 01/08/2026
Nona today! With Noodle, of course.
A Nona cosplayer taking a selfie at a comicon.A handmade Noodle plush (white 6 legged dog) in a cutely decorated selfie mirror.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 30/07/2026
Meme where one guy shoots another lying on an armchair.
Top panel: both the dead guy and the shooter are labelled "David Seymour"
Bottom panel: shooter says "why would Te Pāti Māori do this?"
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 13/07/2026
🌟 THE DIVINE RITUALS 🌟 ⚔️ A bronze age adventure to attack and dethrone god! ⚔️ ✨ Magic as science ✨ Heroes on a journey (but not a hero's journey) ✨ Ancient people doing even more ancient archaeology ✨ Melting pot city states ✨ Oh no, the god emperor is hot ✨ Horse #BluePit 📖 #A #F #W
A moodboard with the text THE DIVINE RITUALS superimposed on it. 

The moodboard images feature horses in a field, a salt flat mirror lake, inside ancient ruins, an altar, a skull, hieroglyphics, a desert landscape, a black rock, ancient Egyptian art, and a mysterious spacey image.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 13/07/2026
🌟 THE DIVINE RITUALS 🌟 ⚔️ A bronze age adventure to attack and dethrone god! ⚔️ Meet the core cast! MCs Lina and Hanetu are destined to defeat Akkan together. At least that's what Hanetu believes with his whole heart. Which means it will all work out, right? ⚔️ #BluePit 📖 #A #F #W
Icons of charterers and their roles

Akkan (medium light skin with long blond hair in a high ponytail)

Emperor of the Divine Light
Chief antagonist

Marius (dark skin with hair in locs tied back)

Former Grand Executor of Akkan's Will
Fugitive and conspirator

Lina (medium brown skin and red hair tied back in small braids)

Apprentice to Marius
Fugitive and conspirator

Hanetu (pale skin and messy short brown hair)

The Fount
A barbarian from the Northern Wastes
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 13/07/2026
🌟 THE DIVINE RITUALS 🌟 ⚔️ A bronze age adventure to attack and dethrone god! ⚔️ ✨ Magic as science ✨ Heroes on a journey (but not a hero's journey) ✨ Ancient people doing even more ancient archaeology ✨ Melting pot city states ✨ Oh no, the god emperor is hot ✨ Horse #BluePit 📖 #A #F #W
Marius, who was once the highest ranking executor of the Divine Emperor Akkan's will, finds evidence that Akkan is not what he claims. Akkan is a powerful man, but he is no god. When Akkan announces that Marius will ascend to live eternally in the Divine Realm, Marius fakes his own death and escapes with his apprentice, Lina Together, they travel to the northern wastes beyond the empire, searching for the Fount, a human wellspring of Divine energy and someone who Akkan is desperately trying to find. If Marius and Lina can find the Fount first, they can stop Akkan from accruing near-unlimited power.

The Fount is a teenage boy named Hanetu who has a hero complex and no love for Akkan's empire. He sees Lina conjuring fire with her sword mid-battle, and he's in love, convinced of their destiny to defeat an undefeatable god. They join forces and plan their next move while hiding out in Lina's homeland, but when Akkan's loyalists catch up with them and capture Hanetu and Marius, Lina is left to pick up the pieces.

But hope is not lost. Lina is stronger than she thinks and Hanetu is exceptionally resourceful. Can they make it to the imperial capital to defeat Akkan, all while being pursued by Akkan's enforcers and cultists? And even if they make it, what chance do they have to stop him?
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 21/06/2026
Jeanne d'Arc at the Panthéon in Paris.
A wall painting of Joan of Arc (Jeanne d'Arc) at her execution. She is tied to a stake on a pyre, looking at the sky and praying while other people get ready to burn her.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 21/05/2026
I immediately thought of this.
Comic if Char and Garma in a car. Char is driving. 

Garma: YOU DO HAVE SOME DRIVING EXPERIENCE, RIGHT?

Char: HAHAHA... WHY DO YOU ASK?

Garma: THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS HAVE BEEN ON FOR A WHILE, THAT'S ALL.

Char: AH, SO THESE ARE CALLED *WIPERS"?

Garma: DID YOU NOTICE THE LIGHT WAS RED JUST NOW?

Char: I DID, BUT...Char: IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR, SO I KEPT GOING.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 16/05/2026
How about
Tumblr post from user dornerist.

free my man he did all of it but I don't care
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 14/05/2026
I picked these up at Armageddon Expo (a comicon / pop culture type event in New Zealand). Haven't read any of these authors before.
The Sons of Echidna by Athena M. Bliss. It features a woman in a blue dress on the cover, with some magical looking motifs.Tarquin the Honest: The Hand of Glodd by Gareth Ward. The cover features a wizard, a woman with a sword, metal gloves, etc in a stained glass style.Cabin Boy by Drake LaMarque. His Piratical Harem book 1. There is a ginger man on the cover in old time navy clothes and a pirate ship in the background.Imploding Imagination, a collection of fictions from authors that met at the end of the world. There's a spacey background and a border featuring a drain and plants.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 05/05/2026
May the 4th be with you, and happy revenge of the 5th!
A sexy Snoke reclining with Jabba on his dais.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 29/04/2026
🌟 THE DIVINE RITUALS 🌟 ⚔️ A bronze age adventure to attack and dethrone god! ⚔️ ✨ Magic as science ✨ Heroes on a journey (but not a hero's journey) ✨ Ancient people doing even more ancient archaeology ✨ Melting pot city states ✨ Oh no, the god emperor is hot ✨ Horse #QuestPit #A #F #W
Marius, who was once the highest ranking executor of the Divine Emperor Akkan's will, finds evidence that Akkan is not what he claims. Akkan is a powerful man, but he is no god. When Akkan announces that Marius will ascend to live eternally in the Divine Realm, Marius fakes his own death and escapes with his apprentice, Lina Together, they travel to the northern wastes beyond the empire, searching for the Fount, a human wellspring of Divine energy and someone who Akkan is desperately trying to find. If Marius and Lina can find the Fount first, they can stop Akkan from accruing near-unlimited power.

The Fount is a teenage boy named Hanetu who has a hero complex and no love for Akkan's empire. He sees Lina conjuring fire with her sword mid-battle, and he's in love, convinced of their destiny to defeat an undefeatable god. They join forces and plan their next move while hiding out in Lina's homeland, but when Akkan's loyalists catch up with them and capture Hanetu and Marius, Lina is left to pick up the pieces.

But hope is not lost. Lina is stronger than she thinks and Hanetu is exceptionally resourceful. Can they make it to the imperial capital to defeat Akkan, all while being pursued by Akkan's enforcers and cultists? And even if they make it, what chance do they have to stop him?Icons of charterers and their roles

Akkan (medium light skin with long blond hair in a high ponytail)

Emperor of the Divine Light
Chief antagonist

Marius (dark skin with hair in locs tied back)

Former Grand Executor of Akkan's Will
Fugitive and conspirator

Lina (medium brown skin and red hair tied back in small braids)

Apprentice to Marius
Fugitive and conspirator

Hanetu (pale skin and messy short brown hair)

The Fount
A barbarian from the Northern WastesA moodboard with the text THE DIVINE RITUALS superimposed on it. 

The moodboard images feature horses in a field, a salt flat mirror lake, inside ancient ruins, an altar, a skull, hieroglyphics, a desert landscape, a black rock, ancient Egyptian art, and a mysterious spacey image.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 26/04/2026
Good guy Dafyd says no to writing with AI
"Isn't there a way to have the half-mind do this for me?" he said, and he hated the whine in his voice.

"I will inquire," the Sinen said, and Dafyd had the sinking feel-ing that the little alien had been hoping he'd admit failure.

"Please don't," Dafyd said. "I will continue to study."
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 23/04/2026
Got my copy today. I got so anxious reading The Mercy of Gods that I had a full night of insomnia, so for this one, I need to find a time when I can read it in one sitting.
Photo of a book. The Faith of Beasts by James J. A. Corey. There are spaceships.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 19/04/2026
This book was very good.
A bright green book with black title text and a red scythe.

Chain Gang All Stars by Nana Kwame Adjei-Brenyah

"America's new Hunger Games"
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 13/04/2026
(Obi-wan Kenobi voice) YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SHRINK THE TBR PILE, NOT GROW IT !!
A pile of books. From top to bottom:
Ancillary Justice by Ann Lecko
Foundation by Isaac Asimov
Earth by David Brin
Mini Minority Monsters by Tab Kimpton
Imploding Imagination
Cabin Boy by Drake LaMarque
THE SONS OF ECHIDNA by Athena M. Bliss
TARQUIN THE HONEST by GARETH WARD
THE EVERLASTING by ALIX E HARROW
THE BRIDGE ON THE DRINA by IVO ANDRIĆ
NEW YORK 2140 by KIM STANLEY ROBINSON
THE DAWNHOUNDS by SASCHA STRONACH
DESCENT by JD EVANS
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 03/04/2026
Had fun cosplaying Gideon Nav at Armageddon today! My cosplay was a mishmash of my Kylo Ren outfit, my Hux wig, and super cheap aviator sunglasses. Thank you to this random Harrow who let me hold her sword 🖤
Harrow and Gideon cosplayers. Gideon is holding a longsword.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 28/02/2026
Step 8: remove the tea strainer and let the tea cool at room temperature before putting it in the fridge
Dark honey coloured liquid (tea) in the pitcher.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 28/02/2026
Step 7: let it brew for a few minutes
The pitcher full of amber coloured liquid. The tea is in the strainer on top.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 28/02/2026
Step 6: pour boiled water over the tea and into the jug (Let the water cool a bit before adding to the tea to avoid more bitter flavours)
Water being poured from the jug into the pitcher.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 28/02/2026
Step 5: put the tea in the mesh strainer
Black looseleaf tea in the tea strainer
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 28/02/2026
Step 4: boil water
An electric jug.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 28/02/2026
Step 3: choose your tea If you don't have looseleaf tea, you can use two teabags instead. But did you know that teabags are plastic and will release tons of microplastics that you then eat???
A jar of looseleaf black tea. A floppy disk label reads "Earl Grey Rose"
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 28/02/2026
Step 2: get a little mesh tea strainer (you can buy them in different sizes to fit different kinds of teapots)
Mesh tea strainer about to be dropped into the pitcher.Tea strainer sitting nicely in the neck of the pitcher.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 28/02/2026
How to make ice tea when you're not American. Step 1: get one of these bad boys
A 1 liter glass pitcher.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 28/02/2026
Mr. Feather's Den Featherston, New Zealand Taxidermy, books, lamps, and other things! /5
Photo of a busy display table with taxidermied birds, a few small bookcases, and other decorations.Photo of a corner of the shop. More bookcases, a red fan, dense wallpaper, candleholders, and more.A model three masted ship.A collection of colourful old books in an old timey suitcase.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 28/02/2026
Featherston Crystals and Curiosities Featherston, New Zealand Featuring crystallised books!! /5
A book with artfully folded pages and flowers, all covered by whole crystals.Three crystallised books on display.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 28/02/2026
The Ferret Bookshop Featherston, New Zealand Tiny shop, lots of New Zealand books. /4
Store window featuring an anthropomorphic ferret on the glass and the text "Featherston Ferret Bookshop".Another photo of the storm front with a little bookcase with books on it, a hat, plants, and a music stand holding a sign that says "the ferret bookshop. Poke your nose in. Books bought and sold". It has a drawing on a ferret on a pile of books.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 28/02/2026
For The Love of Books Featherston, New Zealand No photos of the inside, but lots of second hand books, including full sets of series in bundles. /3
A photo of a shop with a sign saying "For the love of books" and another sign saying "books open".
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 28/02/2026
The Dickensian Bookshop Featherston, New Zealand Used books, lots of old Victorian era books. There is also a cafe in the shop. /2
Photo of a storefront with a hanging sign that says "The Dickensian Bookshop".Photo of a lot of Victorian classics on shelves
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 28/02/2026
Visited some fun bookshops today. Mrs. Blackwell's a village Bookshop. Greytown, New Zealand /1
Photo of wooden weatherboard store with a wooden awning. A sign says "Mrs. Blackwell's Village Bookshop". It's partly cloudy outside.Old classics in fancy hardcover with sprayed edges. They are arranged on a display table. Featuring Jane Austen, Emily Brontë, John Steinbeck, and others.Four books on display, held between fancy horse bookends. The books are Orlando by Virginia Woolf, The Fall of the House of Usher by Edgar Allen Poe, Hard Times by Charles Dickens, and Bleak House by Charles Dickens.Fancy old classics displayed on a bookcase. Lots of fancy hardcovers. Very pretty.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 26/02/2026
Tumblr post screenshot. 

noodles-07

Mar 30

...

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

#'its all in your head' SO AM I
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 25/02/2026
Face reveal. Wrong answers only.
Oil painting of an angry looking fantail bird.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 06/02/2026
What I imagine every time a stone eater is mentioned
Tilda Swinton all in white, with white hair stuck going upwards. The background is also white, with a white column. Tilda looks frozen.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 03/02/2026
🤪
A map of the plate boundary between the Australian and Pacific plates, going up the length of New Zealand.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 28/01/2026
I bought these on the Kickstarter and they have been sitting shamefully unread since then 😭 But I am reading them now and they're great! Love the artwork. It feels like I'm watching episodes of the Expanse.
Photo of The Expanse: Dragon Tooth comics, featuring art of the main characters on the covers.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 19/01/2026
Absolutely nailed fancy cafe style muesli with mostly home-made ingredients. All I need now is a fancy sundae glass.
A bowl of muesli on a red fabric placemat. You can see muesli on top of some cut fruit. Not visible is greek yogurt on the bottom.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 17/01/2026
Ok but if it's bugs bunny then humans will win
You're bugs!
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 16/01/2026
1. The sun cannot amplify a transmission. 2. Uh demodulating a simple signal like that is trivial.
The sun really was an amplifying antenna. But why had her experi-ment eight years ago not received any echoes? Why had the waveforms of Jupiter's radio outbursts not matched the later radiation from the sun? Later, Ye came up with many reasons. It was possible that the base communication office couldn't receive radio waves at that frequency, or maybe the office did receive the echo but it sounded like noise and so the operator thought it was nothing. As for the waveforms, it was possible that when the sun amplified the radio waves, it also added another wave to it. It would likely be a periodic wave that could be eas-ily filtered out by the alien deciphering system, but to her unaided eye, the waveform from Jupiter and from the sun would appear very differ-ent. Years later, after Ye had left Red Coast, she would manage to con-firm her last guess: The sun had added a sine wave.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 16/01/2026
You'll never guess what happened next
Do not answer!

Do not answer!!

Do not answer!!!
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 16/01/2026
This book was doing so well with the science, but now we're at a critical plot point and the science has turned into pure nonsense.
The problem with solar outages was not resolved, but another excit-ing possibility presented itself: Humans could use the sun as a superan-tenna, and, through it, broadcast radio waves to the universe. The radio waves would be sent with the power of the sun, hundreds of millions of times greater than the total usable transmission power on Earth.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 16/01/2026
I was about to shout out that yet another sci-fi story ripped off of Gundam 00, but this book was published a year before the show came out.
Last issue, in "A New, Powerful Radiation Source Within the Solar System," Dr. Harry Peterson of Mount Wilson Observatory pub-lished a set of data accidentally obtained while observing Jupiter's precession on June 12 and July 2, during which strong electromag-netic radiation was detected, lasting 81 seconds and 76 seconds, respectively. The data included the frequency ranges of the radia-tion as well as other parameters. During the radio outbursts, Peter-son also observed certain changes in the Great Red Spot. This discovery drew a lot of interest from planetary scientists. In this is-sue, G. McKenzie's article argues that it was a sign of fusion start-ing within Jupiter's core. In the next issue we will publish Inoue Kumoseki's article, which attributes the Jovian radio outbursts to a more complicated mechanism-the movements of internal metal-lic hydrogen plates-and gives a complete mathematical descrip-tion.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 15/01/2026
Moonfall (2022)
Qin Shi Huang held the sword and waved it around. His expression turned to one of surprise. "Oh, why is it so light?"

"The game's V-suit cannot simulate the feeling of diminished grav-ity. Otherwise we'd feel that we're much lighter as well."

"Look! Down there! Look at the horses, and the men!" Someone cried out. Everyone looked down and saw a column of cavalry moving at the foot of the pyramid. All the horses seemed to be floating. Each horse drifted over a long distance before the four hooves struck ground again. They also saw several running men. With each step, the men leapt a dozen meters, falling slowly back to the ground. On top of the pyramid, a soldier tried to jump up, and easily reached the height of three meters.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 15/01/2026
RIP 3body von Neumann, you would've loved Minecraft.
Newton took out six small flags: three white, three black. Von Neu-mann handed them out to the three soldiers so that each held a black flag and a white flag. "White represents 0; black represents 1. Good. Now, listen to me. Output, you turn around and look at Input 1 and Input 2. If they both raise black flags, you raise a black flag as well. Un-der all other circumstances, you raise the white flag."

"I think you should use some other color," Qin Shi Huang said. "White means surrender."

The excited Von Neumann ignored him. He shouted orders at the three soldiers. "Begin operation! Input 1 and Input 2, you can raise whichever flag you want. Good. Raise! Good. Raise again! Raise!"Von Neumann pointed to the gigantic human circuit below the pyr-amid and began to explain, "Your Imperial Majesty, we have named this computer Qin I. Look, there in the center is the CPU, the core computing component, formed from your five best divisions. By refer-encing this diagram, you can locate the adders, registers, and stack memory. The part around it that looks highly regular is the memory. When we built that part, we found that we didn't have enough soldiers.

But luckily, the work done by the elements in this component is the simplest, so we trained each soldier to hold more colored flags. Each man can now complete the work that initially required twenty men. This allowed us to increase the memory capacity to meet the minimum requirements for running the Qin 1.0 operating system. Observe also the open passage that runs through the entire formation, and the light cavalry waiting for orders in that passage: That's the system bus, re-sponsible for transmitting information between the components of the whole system.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 15/01/2026
Football in the year 200020
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Three Body: Copernicus, Universal Football, and Tri-Solar Day
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 13/01/2026
🌟 THE DIVINE RITUALS 🌟 ⚔️ A bronze age adventure to attack and dethrone god! ⚔️ ✨ Magic as science ✨ Heroes on a journey (but not a hero's journey) ✨ Ancient people doing even more ancient archaeology ✨ Melting pot city states ✨ Oh no, the god emperor is hot ✨ Horse #BluePit 📖 #A #F #W
A moodboard with the text THE DIVINE RITUALS superimposed on it. 

The moodboard images feature horses in a field, a salt flat mirror lake, inside ancient ruins, an altar, a skull, hieroglyphics, a desert landscape, a black rock, ancient Egyptian art, and a mysterious spacey image.
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Una the Archivist 📜 @preserver.archivistorder.com · 13/01/2026
🌟 THE DIVINE RITUALS 🌟 ⚔️ A bronze age adventure to attack and dethrone god! ⚔️ Meet the core cast! MCs Lina and Hanetu are destined to defeat Akkan together. At least that's what Hanetu believes with his whole heart. Which means it will all work out, right? ⚔️ #BluePit 📖 #A #F #W
Icons of charterers and their roles

Akkan (medium light skin with long blond hair in a high ponytail)

Emperor of the Divine Light
Chief antagonist

Marius (dark skin with hair in locs tied back)

Former Grand Executor of Akkan's Will
Fugitive and conspirator

Lina (medium brown skin and red hair tied back in small braids)

Apprentice to Marius
Fugitive and conspirator

Hanetu (pale skin and messy short brown hair)

The Fount
A barbarian from the Northern Wastes
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