Prestidigitator 🧙♂️📖 @presenttense.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I went to a market at an orchard yesterday, and there were a couple of food trucks outside. I definitely picked the one with a marker board someone wrote “donuts” on over the eldritch mac and cheese. 0110
Prestidigitator 🧙♂️📖 @presenttense.bsky.social · 02/05/2026smartlabel.pepsico.info/028400355605... 100
Prestidigitator 🧙♂️📖 @presenttense.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Speaking of cats, I’m reading Starter Villain right now, and I just reached chapter 3. Both Gandalf here and I appreciate the shoutout. (Although my 6-year-old K-pop Demon Hunters fan likes your cat’s name more.) 000
Prestidigitator 🧙♂️📖 @presenttense.bsky.social · 29/08/2025My solution is IKEA under-bed storage, but I plan to move in a couple of years; when I do, I will disassemble them and place each set in its own zip-top bag. 010
Prestidigitator 🧙♂️📖 @presenttense.bsky.social · 23/07/2025When my wife painted our cats’ ceramic water bowl, she realized too late that the bubbles were going the wrong direction. Her attempt to add more prominent mouths on the correct side gave us a happy school of eyebrow fish. 000
Prestidigitator 🧙♂️📖 @presenttense.bsky.social · 19/06/2025This recent one I saw was a great example. How many times does a phrase along the lines of “Maui from the movie Moana is 7 feet 6 inches tall” appear online? 160
Prestidigitator 🧙♂️📖 @presenttense.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Pawdrick does his best to blend into his giant fluffy bed. 000
Prestidigitator 🧙♂️📖 @presenttense.bsky.social · 03/04/2025He got Trump’s endorsement immediately, so probably no one on the Republican side. Amy Acton was Ohio’s Dept. of Health director at the start of COVID and was a household name at the time. She has declared her candidacy, but Brown and Ryan are also in the mix, including in this hypothetical poll. 110
Prestidigitator 🧙♂️📖 @presenttense.bsky.social · 03/04/2025And Ohio has a special election to replace Vance! Our last two were within that margin. 1277