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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I was playing tic-tac-toe with a four-year-old who literally exclaimed, "HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS??"

prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I just wrote “FADE OUT” on a screenplay. Which would mean a lot more if the movie didn’t take place primarily during the post credit scene. #scriptsky #screenwriting

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In honor of the release of #Primetime, I'm posting my award-winning It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia spec script, "The Gang Catches Predators." Why don't you have a seat and enjoy! #scriptsky #screenwriting #tcap #iasip #itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia drive.google.com/file/d/1z4uL...

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It's_Always_ Sunny_The Gang Catches Predators_ OBrien5[1] 3_7_15.pdf

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Anyone who's ever wanted to sleepover in the dementia wing of a nursing home because their mom keeps attacking residents who she believes murdered her parents would be jealous of me tonight.

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I love how customer service always asks "Is there anything else I can help you with?" even after they were no help with the initial thing

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Unpopular opinion but I think the second film, Ant-Man and The Wasp, is a big upgrade. (Third one's trash)

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Today marks the two year anniversary of me winning the grand prize in the Emerging Screenwriter's Animation Competition. They say you should celebrate these things. So here's the email they sent that day. For the record, that is not me. #scriptsky #screenwriting

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Every time I ride a rollercoaster in Wildwood New Jersey, there's an implicit understanding I'm fine with dying in Wildwood, New Jersey. @wildwoodnj.bsky.social

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Frozen banana slices with a smear of chunky peanut butter have fast become my favorite anytime snack.

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It's such a failure of imagination that she would even be considered. I was a fan when she ran but come on, she didn't even win her own state. Cant we think outside this insanely small box?

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

This lady at McDonalds is trying to tell me that the SPIDER-MAN BRAND NEW DAY happy meals are not available in the united states, only in the UK!!! WTF?? Can that be true?? I thought this was America, bro!! WE LEAD THE WORLD IN FAST FOOD PROMOTIONAL TIE-INS!!! 😡

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

It's decided. I'm gonna name my first son Lanyard. That's gonna look so fun on a lanyard.

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

It's weird how much I disliked Disclosure Day. Never had an experience like that where I sat in the theater, watching a movie, just feeling embarrassed for it.

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I'm offended, but not for the reason this thinks

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Some people say I'm overly dramatic but if that's true then may god have mercy on us all

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Store cashier whenever I say I don't have a rewards card:

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

#DisclosureDay asks the question "How does the existence of aliens affect religion?" But to me the bigger question is, "Who the fuck cares how the existence of aliens affects religion?" #filmsky

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I don't think it's fair to say I do my best work under pressure. I do my only work under pressure. #scriptsky

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I couldn't pull the trigger on a $90 late entry fee. I just couldn't.

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I loved To Catch a Predator so much I based an It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia spec on it. That script went on to become a finalist for the Nickelodeon Writing Fellowship #scriptsky drive.google.com/file/d/1z4uL...

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It's_Always_ Sunny_The Gang Catches Predators_ OBrien5[1] 3_7_15.pdf

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I only finally saw Chronicle recently and I was pleasantly surprised. But my expectations were low, especially after his FF debacle. Brightburn's been on my watchlist for awhile now. But don't go by me. I have a complicated relationship with off-brand superhero media #makeminemarvel

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

There seems to be a point in every screenplay I write where I stop and say "Wait. When did this become about me?" #scriptsky

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Haven't watched yet. Better or worse than Chronicle?

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

🤔 That's a new one on me. Use it in a sentence.

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

They say "write what you know" well, dammit, I know what it would be like if Santa Claus were a crime fighting vigilante. #scriptsky #scriptsky+

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I really should do more traveling, what with my own mortality and all.

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

This is not a man. My brother saw him building a nest under the Lincoln Center fountain.

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

This is not a man. My brother saw him building a nest under the Lincoln Center fountain.

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Why should it matter? She's playing Betty Boop not Betty White! 😀

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Quality over quantity. That said, I never even liked Depeche Mode that much. Person Jesus was ok I guess. A friend had an extra ticket, so... shrug

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

"Colin, this is the third time this month you came in late." Me:

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Well, no one "needs" a kitten... Waitaminute what am I saying? Everybody needs a kitten

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

selling this Radio Shack electronic chess board at a yard sale tomorrow. Batteries included. They're dead but they're included.

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I should root #Phillies, but my heart is with the #RedSox these days www.officialstuntlist.com/ballers-list...

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Odd. I just read basically the same take yesterday. bsky.app/profile/hobb...

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Finally got the new issue of Dystopia Digest

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I own only one a bottle of cologne and it's Black Panther by Marvel. Everyone agrees it's probably just an old, re-labeled bottle of Drakkar Noir. I call it "Noir Panther." #comicsky

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I got spoiled on Titanic so I never bothered.

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Might not ruin it, but def deflates fun. Just re-watched Zombieland. So grateful I didn't know that cameo on first watch.

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Cleaning out one of my mom's old handbags, I found two separate reminders about what time Everybody Loves Raymond comes on.

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Weird, I was just thinking that the other day. More bands need a song that acts as their mission statement.

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

It also proved quite ineffective in Ernest Goes to Jail.

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I think most people would be surprised by how much of our volume at Fedex is electronic cat liter boxes.

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Aroldis is my second favorite red sox pitcher ever www.officialstuntlist.com/ballers-list...

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I like to think Jesus is about to clunk their heads together

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

His face can be a reminder of why you wanted a passport in the first place #trump

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prepay-blue.bsky.social @prepay-blue.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Keep it simple. Thank them for their time and politely swear revenge.

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