Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 2hHello I poked my phone up like a periscope over my shoulder to see what's happening over in the land of leggys I guess this explains why I felt like I was trying to nap between two small bags of lava 11713
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 11hTRAPPED IN A STRANGE AND ALIEN LANDSCAPE ON ANOTHER PLANET Surely it is not... FRONCH TOAST, the breakfast of CHAMPIONS (champions who will be doing many many panels) 41393
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 03/10/2026HELLO also I just did this (sientists gotta experiment right) and I keep looking down like... is my hand COVERED in inke? (No!) OK but is the pen SPLORTING inke everywhere? (No!) Is... are there... how's the integrity of the... no it's fine! It's cool actually! www.jetpens.com/blog/How-to-... 7871
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 02/10/2026Occupational Health & Safety put up a warning poster tho? 1160
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 02/10/2026I also kinda wish I had made more of these stickers because it makes me laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME and I can totally see Ferec putting this on his tea mug 0460
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 02/10/2026I mean luckily neither of us had the gift of prophecy (phew!!!) and we survived to flee our tormentors every time, but it... was a long slog. So the story is truly about the old saw: Friendship really DOES save the day. (Still love u bro!!) 0390
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 01/10/2026Other words this fucking thing has found in the '47 results' for 'fire': Sick Day Tongue Black WHAT THE F What is WRONG WITH Y Okay I am going to kick something over 2231
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 01/10/2026IT'S DOING THE THING AGAIN (sorry for yelling, but anyway) I have a lot of Kindle books, I started buying them in like 2014 when I got my first Kindle, sometimes i need to look something up, but THIS NEVER WORKS ANY MORE WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU IDIOT PROGRAM 3394
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 01/10/2026Francaaaaa "Meep?" What is this "... Meep?" Yes! I found it between your toes and it wasn't there a minute ago! "Meep MEEP!" Did you snatch Fiasco's wig, Franca Did you snatch his wig clean off 21364
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 29/09/2026Also wow okay are we POSING, is this your next AUTHOR PHOTO, Mr. FANCY-PANTS (not wearing pants) 1437523
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 29/09/2026Me yesterday: Haha it's so FUNNY that @mkcurry.bsky.social asked if I had a plan to sign all these book stickers Me: You don't need a PLAN Me: Haha Me: Ha Me today: ..... ....... ... ......... Well ONE hand/wrist still kinda works, I mean, what do you really need BOTH for, right 2651
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 29/09/2026OK lemme see if this works (quickly recorded on desktop, LOL) 0509
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 29/09/2026Ohohoho my contributor copy of THE BOOK OF THE DEAD arrived! :D Yos yos I love it LOVE that cover (cover art by Galen Dara, AND the wonderful internal black-and-white illos!) 710811
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 29/09/2026Help Got one of them there Draculas in the house 1126118
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 26/09/2026Fiasco is participating for now, but the feeder goes off approximately halfway through this session so he will VANISH 1900
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 26/09/2026Hey hi if you could move just uhhhhhh like an inch or a couple of inches that would be great 122067
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 25/09/2026Franca is being very EMOTIONALLY NEEDY today and every time I stop petting her she puts out her little paw like "More?" So I put some boxes next to my desk and put a cushion on and then threw a blanket over her like "Shhhh" ... It kinda worked? 51662
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 25/09/2026But WHAT IF u let Franca go outside JUST FOR A MINUTE to look at something real quick No no, don't ask what, just Back in a minute, absolutely guaranteed 41433
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 25/09/2026Everybody loves a beetle! Like this one I photographed at the museum the other day! 0100
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 25/09/2026Offended but not very surprised to report that when Fiasco finished giving himself a very extensive bath while sitting on my leg, he then gave me this look, got up, and carefully inserted his damp paw into my T-shirt sleeve to touch my armpit I am going to make him into a pie 52597
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 24/09/2026Okay I did go to the block party and now I am home and exhausted (I didn't do anything, it was more just existing outside of the house) (however everyone was very nice and there was food!) The cats are UNHAPPY that I pet some kind of HORBLE CREATURE (two actually) and I SMELL 21470
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 23/09/2026Unrelatedly, I'm filling out a 'publishing report card' survey sent to me by a literary festival organization I've done stuff with in the past and... what is 'commercial fiction'? Have I always just not known the definition? I thought it was like... mystery, thriller, sci-fi, fantasy, etc. 18380
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 22/09/2026Anyway in today's adventures of "Not Leaving The House" I draped a blanket over the loveseat to see what would happen and - Fiasco IMMEDIATELY ran under to see the layout of his trendy new Man Cave, and - Franca IMMEDIATELY followed, apparently to beat him up - Wailing - Hasty exit of Large Man 51857
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 21/09/2026You just cannot get a good photo of this creecher 3135124
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 21/09/2026Trying to spot the witch from the bathroom window 😂 3670
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 21/09/2026Apple apple appel appl eppel eppal applapplappl epple 2131213
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 20/09/2026"Fiasco did not destroy anything!" Oh, no one is going to believe that face, absolutely nobody 3164461
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 20/09/2026Anyway there's a bug on the ceiling It's not a mosquito, which is good But it is a bug I was like "Well if I turn off all the lights the cats will forget about the bug and certainly not destroy my bedroom to get it" Anyway, turns out, 5721
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 20/09/2026Update: I did not notice I spilled one (1) droplet on the edge of the page and now it has turned into THE EYE OF SAURON but like less noisy 1680
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 19/09/2026Cracking open a sample for a refill because I am BORED and I need NOVELTY -- 'Noble Fir' by Diamine! I am not wild about the base green (I like cooler rather than warmer greens and blues), but I like the effect. :) 4850
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 19/09/2026When the man's In his bed And you smooch His flat head That's amore 632335
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 19/09/2026Oh also I bought this yesterday at the Wee Book Inn! I will of course not be horribly obnoxious with it if ever invited back to a Star Trek game @nathanburgoine.bsky.social I promise Like SO much promise 5711
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 19/09/2026Noodling around short story ideas for a solicit today and always landing on: maximum inconvenience for characters always plus greatest entertainment for me, their tormentor :) (plus sporkle) 61101
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 18/09/2026Also I got out of the conference and said bye and thank you to the people I liked and grabbed some cookies from the lunch buffet and then I went to the Wee Book Inn Delicious books! Used books! 41121
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 16/09/2026HELLO I AM BACK FROM MY BOOKE LAUNCH AND! my box of author copies arrived! :D Thank you @audreysbooksyeg.bsky.social and my lovely conversation partner @shanaross.bsky.social and everyone who came! 😍 71282
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 14/09/2026REFILL TIME Cannot write without sporkle (many great writers in history have said this, incl. Aristotle, Cervantes, and Chaucer) Octopus Fluids Neptune's Crown! 151417
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 14/09/2026Also I was out and then back and then out and now I am back-back and have made a cup of tea and also I got what I thought was an oddly elaborate ad for equipment rental in my mailbox when I checked just now but it is an honest-to-Gord copyrighted Chick Tract!! I've never gotten one before! 11853
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 13/09/2026WHAT IF... you were the darkness and there was a heating pad on underneath the blanket 1021715
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 12/09/2026DRINK HAD CUBES IN IT OF VARIOUS KINDS ICE CUBES *AND* NON-ICE 8910
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 11/09/2026I lorve it No offense to the previous, easily-mocked one, but 190
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 11/09/2026Maybe some love for my new tall bookshelf made of actual wood rather than the leaning parallelogram of particleboard I had there earlier??? 1361