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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 17/12/2025
okay it was fun (read: painful) while it lasted but goodbye forever bluesky I hate this website so so bad
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PONY ❗️IT/ITS @trophytomboy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
just posted my first slow-motion video :P onlyfans.com/trophybutch
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spider sister @stoneypony.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
soon they are going to start letting me raze cities again
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daffodil 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @daff.space · 15/12/2025
Bitch, people are still getting disabled
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daffodil 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @daff.space · 15/12/2025
Makes me so mad hearing people say "in COVID" as if its some bygone era
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 15/12/2025
finally got my lancer rpg server back up and running yesterday after two days of poking and prodding it so finally i got free time again to work on my Big As Fuck crochet blanket project :)
six foot wide and about four feet long double crochet cotton blanket in many colors from green at the top to stripes of yellow pink white brown, then green and white then brown and white and finally white with speckles of blues and pinks at the bottom
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 15/12/2025
bisexual women automatically take initiative in combat encounters
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 15/12/2025
how are you even supposed to get her pregnant if theres no hull breach
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 15/12/2025
so hey does anybody know if stochastic terrorism is allowed on this website or
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 15/12/2025
no one ever taught us how to not glorify violence 😢
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 15/12/2025
is she, you know *mimes cranking my girthy hog* ...down to her second health bar?
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 15/12/2025
when their weak points start to glow and flash 🤤
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 15/12/2025
i ficking love vulnerable women
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 15/12/2025
thats really a bummer to me but if it what makes you happy then i support you but know that in my heart i am wishing grievous bodily injury on everyone who has ever been rude in a grocery store for you ok 🙏🫶✨
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 15/12/2025
everybody knows there is three things that don't count when ur drunk -fist fights -cheating on my wife and -pilates anyone who attempts to deceive or mislead you about this is not to be trusted btw
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 15/12/2025
one thing about me is i do love to attack in the dark
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 15/12/2025
me too except for when i have no choice but to cast away my pacifist ways to take up arms once more to like cripple a twink or if somebody is rude to me in the grocery store and im kinda drunk anyways so why not. it barely counts when ur drunk everyone knows this
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 15/12/2025
somewhat less effort but higher risk u could always start killing off ur beloveds polycule secretly like at night or whenever ur special someone was at work n left u alone with her beautiful but tragic roommate or what have u
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 15/12/2025
almost every social situation can be solved by simply finding the largest scariest person in the room and just whaling on them for several seconds or till they stop moving. this establishes you as a dominant + powerful woman and then everyone respects u so u can get away with being sorta a lil weird
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 15/12/2025
does anybody know a good divorce lawyer? im trying to cheat on my wife with a divorce lawyer..
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 15/12/2025
wife just found out i been letting her win arm wrestling for two years cuz i forgot I was doing that
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
guy playing the movie at the theater called me a dumbass for walking into his booth but i think he was just projecting
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 15/12/2025
the only truly ethical way to eat is a pre-negotiated donner party type of situation. dm for session
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
have you ever dance dance revolutioned with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
paying a kid $5 to fake this blood glucose test for me so my doctor will like me better
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
fun fact: it only takes eight pounds of pressure to bite through a womans skull
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
attacking in the darkness time!!!!
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bemmy from the black lagoon @skeeterpond.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
can I get in the hot tub with your father
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Julian @friendgolem.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
girls are obsessed with elixirs and potions
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
on an average day i just get to charge the laptops battery and that'll run for about three hours but today i get to work on my server without having to keep glancing at the battery indicator i forgot how nice this was
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
nice and sunny day so the laptop'll run entirely off this little solar panel :)
laptop on an upturned bucket in the desert next to the solar panels and charge controller and single 12v lead acid battery that looks like its got jumper cables on but thats just the power inverter the laptop is plugged in to
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
doctors appointment in two days. already working on repressing, "why arent *you* wearing a mask in the room with an immunocompromised patient, as a medical care provider" when he for sure asks whats up with my mask
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Puff 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @puffyapple.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
OH MY GOD GET DOWN, THAT GUY JUST TURNED INTO A YOSHI
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easrng  @easrng.net · 14/12/2025
nixos "stable"? stables are for horses.
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
now that ive got a girlfriend im scared to name it cuz what if it dies like my hamster in 8th grade
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
one thing about me is i will attack in the dark
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
Captive Bolt Gun is a beautiful name for a baby girl ✨
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
james bond series fixed: -only one movie of each actor who plays bond -as soon as bond is in potentially fatal peril, fade to credits -all the rapey bits are cut out new avg movie runtime is 28 minutes, and the reviews are in fuck that guy im glad he died and never got laid
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be ejected from a moving vehicle
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
i think if i go to all the trouble to go round finding, burnin, and disposing of evil witches well then i just dont think i should have to pay any taxes or anything
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
when life gives you lemons, fuck the lemons
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
when life gives you lemons squeeze them into the eyes of an orphan to destroy the evil that lurks within them
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
when live gives you lemons, consume them to ward off scurvy
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
throwing healthy ripe full-sized fruit to indicate my pleasure and contentedness to the guy on stage
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
the words woman and ronin have the same number of letters, the same scrabble point value, and the same karmic weight. this of course means nothing and i made some of that up
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Predatory Lesbians (it/its) @predatory-lesbians.online · 14/12/2025
no one hates you for being who you are they all hate you for your fashion sense and lack of charisma and also for who you are actually too sorry
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