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PrecociousPlum

@precociousplum.bsky.social
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A plum on her way to being a prune ✨ Here for the HMJ brain rot 🍏🌈 Will block non-HMJ folk with abandon 🤸‍♀️

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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
1/4 Beloved fuckos, I must bid you adieu to give myself a fighting chance at getting on the other side of severe burnout & fibro flares. I’ve slowly cut back on being online (turns out that helps!) but Bluesky is hard to take a break from since I adore y’all 💜 Let’s keep in touch while I’m offline!
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Just made these salty-sweet peanut butter sandies and they’re an absolute delight!!! If you’re someone who also immediately wants a salt-lick after having dessert, these are for you!! It does make closer to 5 dozen, so beware (positive threat)! Please enjoy this gift link!
cooking.nytimes.com
Salty-Sweet Peanut Butter Sandies (Published 2014)
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
does anyone need anything from target, I’m stopping by on my way home from work
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I just sort of think if your workplace is soliciting donations of money and vacation days to support your colleagues who may be in a time of remarkable distress, your workplace should go fuck itself until it decides to do better for its employees
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Just thinkin’ about deleting my entire online presence and buying a sheep farm in the Northern Isles 🥰
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
What’s this?!? A BONUS Goosetav for my birthday?? Let us rejoice in the name of the Goose!! 🎂
A stuffed goose wearing a party hat decorated to look like a cupcake
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Who wants to be my new coworkers?? Library of Plum is now hiring, you don’t need a degree and the only qualifications are that you must be kind and have an iota of common sense
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The fun thing about the earthquake at 1:30am was that I would have slept through it but my earthquake alert app woke me up in such a manner that I thought the Big One had come and The End was imminent 😭
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hello HMJ Chatters! If you have ever gone on short term disability for a chronic illness + burnout and are open to talking about your experience, could you please dm me? I am having a Bad Time™️ and have questions!
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Every single time I cut my hair, one coworker always asks, “Did you get bangs?” and chat, I cannot stress this point enough: I have had bangs literally my entire life. Do we think they will ask that again today? I’m taking bets
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Forgot my rings at home. Hand feels wrong and will continue to all day. Time to pack in folks, good effort today
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Catch me crying on the bus because my !wife just alerted me to the fact that King Arthur Baking has articles about baking with brain fog (which I have) and with arthritis or other hand-related chronic pain (which I also have). And they’re written by people WITH those disabilities!!!!
kingarthurbaking.com
Tips for baking with brain fog
Brain fog in the kitchen can mean anything from forgetting an ingredient to accidentally skipping a recipe step, plus much more. Here's how to bake successfully, even when you're feeling foggy.
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It was terrible and I had an asthma attack because of a patron’s cologne
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I am covering the reference desk this morning which means no pre-show, no podcasts, no nothing. Just silence and the risk of having to help people. I gave up public facing jobs for a reason, please send thoughts, prayers, and maybe also a lemonade tysm
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Added one of the ones I got to my work bag! Badtz-Maru is doing his thing! ✨ I also got a Kuromi version of the same keychain, and I bought a little Chococat pouch!
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Did not want to eat lunch with a conference group so I am eating outside solo and there is a yellowjacket harassing me and this feels like punishment for wanting a moment to myself
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Ooh divas it’s aries season 💅
A monochrome image of Sailor Mars pointing and saying, “Unfortunately I’m not nonchalant, I will se you on fire”
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
One of those days where I think about Kiki’s Delivery Service and how much I love it and just start crying 😌
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Come listen to my 9h 16m long ‘Hey, I saw them at Warped Tour once’ playlist with me while I melt in my 78° office 🫠 (it is only 65° outside rn, but it’s supposed to be 86° today) hangout.fm/dancefloor/C...
hangout.fm
Hangout
Listen to music the the hangout Club Plum Get in loser, we’re getting emo 🖤🥀
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Dear Chat: I am having a garden party themed birthday party and need an unhinged event title for the invite. This is the event image. Give me your worst 💜
A woman standing in a garden surrounded by baked goods.
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Well here’s a first: someone catcalling me just insisted they were whistling bird calls???
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Goosetav wants you to know *he* is actually your treasure at the end of a rainbow 🪿🌈☘️
A stuffed goose wearing a green headband with clovers on it, against a gold background.
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
hehe I did it
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Happy Ides of March to all who celebrate
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
We are home!!! We loved our honeymoon but we are SO GLAD to be back with our cats and not live in a 90 sq ft ship cabin anymore
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I have a bit of internet so please enjoy these pelicans that hang out at our ship each night! They are in fact both eerie and silly little guys!!
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
We made it to BCS! We are full of very good food! Big day for my life list! See y’all in a week and be good to each other!!!
A table for two people with two plates of food and drinks.A screenshot of different birds from Plum’s life list. The birds include a snowy egret, gila woodpecker, white-winged dove, and magnificent frigatebird.
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
My wife is now sick so I’m going to go throw my coworker into the Pacific
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Still sick. May this cure me 🙏
A television displaying title screen for the 1993 release of The Secret Garden (the ONLY version that matters!!!) with Goosetav the stuffed goose on the left.
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Good morning to everyone EXCEPT my coworker who’s been sick all week, took only one sick day, and chose not to WFH the other days, and has now gotten me sick 2 days before I leave for my honeymoon! I am immunocompromised- this is bad! The curse I am paying an Etsy witch for will last generations!!!!
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Do any of my Bay Area HMJ pals ice skate and if so would you like to go skating with me so I can practice before I throw money at classes again
Plum asking y’all to come to the ice rink with her this spring via shane
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Oooh it’s time to be avoidant about emails I’m behind on and want to burn it all down and run into a forest about it ☺️
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I am not really a blind box diva but I did just find a blind box for Sanrio keychains very similar to my favorite one as a kid (that someone stole from me in 2nd grade!!!) and ohhhh the temptation is too strong
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
My !wife and I are exactly one week out from our honeymoon!!! We are very excited!!!
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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a stuffed frog is floating in a red bowl of water .
Alt: a stuffed frog is floating in a red bowl of water .
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Since it seems many of you have received my Valentine bundles, I wanted to share a bit about the cards! This design is a nod to Shadow Ranch- one of my favorite ND games. The flowers are Frances Humber’s favorites and ‘ya-hoo’ is of course our dear Tex! Here is the lino I carved & the final card 🌷
A handmade notecard featuring a linocut design of flowers in a lasso heart, colored in with watercolors. “You make my heart go ya-hoo!” is written around it.A linoblock carving of flowers in a lasso heart.A linocut and the design it produced.
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I keep getting invited to “A I in libraries” presentations and I keep rage quitting them because they are INTOLERABLE, and when someone asks why I leave early I just screech like a barn owl
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
People from the job that gave me PTSD are sending me LinkedIn and Instagram requests and I would like them to please stop 🙂
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character from two kids is smiling and looking at the camera
Alt: DW Read, from the cartoon ‘Arthur’, looks distressed and has been edited to show her eyes sliding down her face to express exasperation.
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
What if I started a hangout that was just 8 hours of the acclaimed 2004 hit Leave (Get Out) by JoJo
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Eating bad fries while sad will in fact make the sad worse because you will also mourn what those fries could have been
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Valentines are finally going out and even though they’re late they still count because my love for y’all is not limited to one day of celebration!!! 🩷💜 Also y’all get the last of my manatee stamps so please enjoy them!!
A collection of pink and light purple envelopes fanned out with manatee postage stamps on them.
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I fear I am falling ill which means I am even more of a soup slut than usual. Enter this (mostly) pantry staple: Red Lentil Soup with Warm Spices 🥣 Forget the whisking and just use an immersion blender or regular blender! Cilantro is optional but delightful! Trust the mint! Eat with bread!!!
americastestkitchen.com
Red Lentil Soup with Warm Spices | America's Test Kitchen
Pantry staples and a familiar kitchen tool are the keys to a smooth, flavorful soup.
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Well, we have ants again so I will be throwing my house and myself into the ocean where I will hopefully become a mermaid and not have to deal with ants ever again in my whole damn life
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I am in back to back meetings or social engagements all day and after standing outside in rain and 37° weather for two hours I feel like this but also frostbitten and also like I am maybe on fire (negative, not a figure of speech)
A furby looking extremely exhausted and/or disoriented.
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
We learned how to make a tomato gratin today 🍅
A grey cat looking at a television.
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Welp, it is AO3 o’clock, good work today everyone see you tomorrow
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
My !wife was playing a video game that caught the attention of one our cats, and this cat has continued to watch the TV whenever we turn it on. So now she watches cooking shows with me as I have my morning coffee and it honestly makes me want to cry I love her and this new ritual
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Goosetav wants to know if you’ll be his valentine and got you a box of conversation hearts 🩷🩵💚
A photo of a stuffed animal goose wearing a heart crown made of pink felt in different hues, sequins, and pipe cleaners.
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Fully regressing into my art school undergrad self with late-night lino block carving and lots of Arcade Fire 🫠
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PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Have been photographing initials that match my own (for my actual name) as I work with our collection and figured I should do the same thing for Plum This one was the first I’ve seen in a while that featured animals!
A decorative initial of the letter ‘P’. It is in a black box, surrounded by plants, and features a dog chasing a hare who is hiding in the letter’s opening.
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