PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 22/04/20261/4 Beloved fuckos, I must bid you adieu to give myself a fighting chance at getting on the other side of severe burnout & fibro flares. I’ve slowly cut back on being online (turns out that helps!) but Bluesky is hard to take a break from since I adore y’all 💜 Let’s keep in touch while I’m offline! 3410
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Just made these salty-sweet peanut butter sandies and they’re an absolute delight!!! If you’re someone who also immediately wants a salt-lick after having dessert, these are for you!! It does make closer to 5 dozen, so beware (positive threat)! Please enjoy this gift link!cooking.nytimes.comSalty-Sweet Peanut Butter Sandies (Published 2014) 0190
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 09/04/2026does anyone need anything from target, I’m stopping by on my way home from work 270
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I just sort of think if your workplace is soliciting donations of money and vacation days to support your colleagues who may be in a time of remarkable distress, your workplace should go fuck itself until it decides to do better for its employees 0190
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Just thinkin’ about deleting my entire online presence and buying a sheep farm in the Northern Isles 🥰 0180
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 03/04/2026What’s this?!? A BONUS Goosetav for my birthday?? Let us rejoice in the name of the Goose!! 🎂 20460
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Who wants to be my new coworkers?? Library of Plum is now hiring, you don’t need a degree and the only qualifications are that you must be kind and have an iota of common sense 8300
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 02/04/2026The fun thing about the earthquake at 1:30am was that I would have slept through it but my earthquake alert app woke me up in such a manner that I thought the Big One had come and The End was imminent 😭 2110
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Hello HMJ Chatters! If you have ever gone on short term disability for a chronic illness + burnout and are open to talking about your experience, could you please dm me? I am having a Bad Time™️ and have questions! 2120
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Every single time I cut my hair, one coworker always asks, “Did you get bangs?” and chat, I cannot stress this point enough: I have had bangs literally my entire life. Do we think they will ask that again today? I’m taking bets 1140
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Forgot my rings at home. Hand feels wrong and will continue to all day. Time to pack in folks, good effort today 3190
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Catch me crying on the bus because my !wife just alerted me to the fact that King Arthur Baking has articles about baking with brain fog (which I have) and with arthritis or other hand-related chronic pain (which I also have). And they’re written by people WITH those disabilities!!!!kingarthurbaking.comTips for baking with brain fogBrain fog in the kitchen can mean anything from forgetting an ingredient to accidentally skipping a recipe step, plus much more. Here's how to bake successfully, even when you're feeling foggy. 2170
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 24/03/2026It was terrible and I had an asthma attack because of a patron’s cologne 290
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I am covering the reference desk this morning which means no pre-show, no podcasts, no nothing. Just silence and the risk of having to help people. I gave up public facing jobs for a reason, please send thoughts, prayers, and maybe also a lemonade tysm 1160
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Added one of the ones I got to my work bag! Badtz-Maru is doing his thing! ✨ I also got a Kuromi version of the same keychain, and I bought a little Chococat pouch! 0110
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Did not want to eat lunch with a conference group so I am eating outside solo and there is a yellowjacket harassing me and this feels like punishment for wanting a moment to myself 140
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 21/03/2026One of those days where I think about Kiki’s Delivery Service and how much I love it and just start crying 😌 1140
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Come listen to my 9h 16m long ‘Hey, I saw them at Warped Tour once’ playlist with me while I melt in my 78° office 🫠 (it is only 65° outside rn, but it’s supposed to be 86° today) hangout.fm/dancefloor/C...hangout.fmHangoutListen to music the the hangout Club Plum Get in loser, we’re getting emo 🖤🥀 181
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Dear Chat: I am having a garden party themed birthday party and need an unhinged event title for the invite. This is the event image. Give me your worst 💜 8310
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Well here’s a first: someone catcalling me just insisted they were whistling bird calls??? 1100
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Goosetav wants you to know *he* is actually your treasure at the end of a rainbow 🪿🌈☘️ 3320
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 15/03/2026We are home!!! We loved our honeymoon but we are SO GLAD to be back with our cats and not live in a 90 sq ft ship cabin anymore 1320
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I have a bit of internet so please enjoy these pelicans that hang out at our ship each night! They are in fact both eerie and silly little guys!! 0211
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 08/03/2026We made it to BCS! We are full of very good food! Big day for my life list! See y’all in a week and be good to each other!!! 2240
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 07/03/2026My wife is now sick so I’m going to go throw my coworker into the Pacific 3160
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Good morning to everyone EXCEPT my coworker who’s been sick all week, took only one sick day, and chose not to WFH the other days, and has now gotten me sick 2 days before I leave for my honeymoon! I am immunocompromised- this is bad! The curse I am paying an Etsy witch for will last generations!!!! 9370
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Do any of my Bay Area HMJ pals ice skate and if so would you like to go skating with me so I can practice before I throw money at classes again 6200
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Oooh it’s time to be avoidant about emails I’m behind on and want to burn it all down and run into a forest about it ☺️ 1100
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I am not really a blind box diva but I did just find a blind box for Sanrio keychains very similar to my favorite one as a kid (that someone stole from me in 2nd grade!!!) and ohhhh the temptation is too strong 050
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 28/02/2026My !wife and I are exactly one week out from our honeymoon!!! We are very excited!!! 4410
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 28/02/2026media.tenor.coma stuffed frog is floating in a red bowl of water .Alt: a stuffed frog is floating in a red bowl of water . 2180
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Since it seems many of you have received my Valentine bundles, I wanted to share a bit about the cards! This design is a nod to Shadow Ranch- one of my favorite ND games. The flowers are Frances Humber’s favorites and ‘ya-hoo’ is of course our dear Tex! Here is the lino I carved & the final card 🌷 5250
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I keep getting invited to “A I in libraries” presentations and I keep rage quitting them because they are INTOLERABLE, and when someone asks why I leave early I just screech like a barn owl 1150
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 25/02/2026People from the job that gave me PTSD are sending me LinkedIn and Instagram requests and I would like them to please stop 🙂media.tenor.coma cartoon character from two kids is smiling and looking at the cameraAlt: DW Read, from the cartoon ‘Arthur’, looks distressed and has been edited to show her eyes sliding down her face to express exasperation. 0150
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 25/02/2026What if I started a hangout that was just 8 hours of the acclaimed 2004 hit Leave (Get Out) by JoJo 2130
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Eating bad fries while sad will in fact make the sad worse because you will also mourn what those fries could have been 070
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Valentines are finally going out and even though they’re late they still count because my love for y’all is not limited to one day of celebration!!! 🩷💜 Also y’all get the last of my manatee stamps so please enjoy them!! 1210
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I fear I am falling ill which means I am even more of a soup slut than usual. Enter this (mostly) pantry staple: Red Lentil Soup with Warm Spices 🥣 Forget the whisking and just use an immersion blender or regular blender! Cilantro is optional but delightful! Trust the mint! Eat with bread!!!americastestkitchen.comRed Lentil Soup with Warm Spices | America's Test KitchenPantry staples and a familiar kitchen tool are the keys to a smooth, flavorful soup. 0170
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Well, we have ants again so I will be throwing my house and myself into the ocean where I will hopefully become a mermaid and not have to deal with ants ever again in my whole damn life 240
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I am in back to back meetings or social engagements all day and after standing outside in rain and 37° weather for two hours I feel like this but also frostbitten and also like I am maybe on fire (negative, not a figure of speech) 080
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 19/02/2026We learned how to make a tomato gratin today 🍅 0170
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Welp, it is AO3 o’clock, good work today everyone see you tomorrow 1121
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 18/02/2026My !wife was playing a video game that caught the attention of one our cats, and this cat has continued to watch the TV whenever we turn it on. So now she watches cooking shows with me as I have my morning coffee and it honestly makes me want to cry I love her and this new ritual 0150
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Goosetav wants to know if you’ll be his valentine and got you a box of conversation hearts 🩷🩵💚 3311
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Fully regressing into my art school undergrad self with late-night lino block carving and lots of Arcade Fire 🫠 1130
PrecociousPlum @precociousplum.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Have been photographing initials that match my own (for my actual name) as I work with our collection and figured I should do the same thing for Plum This one was the first I’ve seen in a while that featured animals! 0140