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Enemy of the state. Civility in the face of fascism is complicity. We need accomplices, not allies. Become ungovernable.

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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 29/09/2026
“Yes, the planet got destroyed, but for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders.”
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 26/08/2026
Relabel this so the kid’s t-shirt reads Seattle City Council and the AI robot has Metro Seattle Chamber of Commerce emblazoned across its chest and it would sum up our current local politics nicely.
David Horsey (Seattle Times) editorial cartoon of depicting an AI robot holding a kid’s brain in his left hand and the kid’s cranium in his right hand. Word bubble pointing to the robot says “Kid, you won’t be needing this, you’ve got me!”
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 05/07/2026
Kevin Bacon in Animal House: “All is well! Remain calm!”
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 01/07/2026
What the reflecting pool really needs right now is more native fauna.
Portland ICE protester in an inflatable frog costume.
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 23/05/2026
The energy: “I’ve got a lot of problems with you people!” — Frank Costanza
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 28/04/2026
Are all Great Pyrenees doofuses? Mine sure is.
A Great Pyrenees dog sleeping like a rotisserie chicken.A Great Pyrenees keeping watch over his flock from high atop the picnic table.
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 20/04/2026
Can I park in the fire lane? Are you driving a fire truck? No, you can't.
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 10/04/2026
“I don’t really care, do u?”
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 25/01/2026
Hey, Minnesota CEOs pay particular attention to these two passages from the chaplain’s message:
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 02/01/2026
Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail
Cover of Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 15/12/2025
In honor of Chanukah, some of the potato variety. Chag sameach.
A plate stacked with latkes topped with sour cream in front of a menorah and dreidels.
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 15/12/2025
Mmm … 🍴
A stack of six Sur la Table pecan pancakes with maple syrup.
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 30/08/2025
He’s on a mission from God!
Blues Brothers: “We’re on a mission from God.”
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 20/08/2025
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 30/07/2025
Nothing says you can’t do nude noods in the privacy of your home.
T-shirt printed with bowl of ramen under “Send Noods.”An artistic depiction of a topless woman made of noodles posted on Reddit.
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 14/07/2025
Happy Bastille Day to any Americans who wish to celebrate! Liberté, égalité,fraternité.
Sketch of a French guillotine in commemoration of Bastille Day. Liberté, égalité,fraternité.
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 17/06/2025
“Without a distinction between truth and lies, there is no grounding for a distinction between good and evil.” — Professor Marci Shore, historian
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 28/05/2025
Looks like my boy, Reuben.
My Russian Blue mix cat, Reuben.
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 28/05/2025
Standing with my queer brothers and sisters in Seattle against the Christo-fascist Pharisees who represent anything but the gospel of Jesus: “when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray … on the street corners to be seen by others (Matt 6:5).
Protestors and counter-protestors face-off at Rattle in Seattle on the west side of City Hall.
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 26/04/2025
Just don’t forget to celebrate this achievement properly.
Snip of subsequent @TheSocioPhi post the reads: “Things I would rather be doing now instead of being a responsible adult: 1. Sex, 2. Petting a penguin, 3. Sex.”
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 10/04/2025
Someone needs to beat Musk to death with a red Swingline stapler. Now *that* would be funny.
Stephen Root in the 1999 movie Office Space looking down and touching his red Swingline stapler.
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 10/04/2025
Someone needs to beat Musk to death with a red Swingline stapler. Now *that* would be funny.
Stephen Root in the 1999 movie Office Space looking down and touching his red Swingline stapler.
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 10/04/2025
Someone needs to beat Musk to death with a red Swingline stapler.
Stephen Root in the 1999 movie Office Space looking down and touching his red Swingline stapler.
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 23/01/2025
Leopards. Faces. Eating.
A mosaic tile floor depicting a leopard eating someone’s face.
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FWIW … WTF?!  ✊🏿🏴📎🥄🍉 @precisely.wtf · 01/01/2025
Hmmm … opportunity awaits?
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