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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Buy 50 cents worth of pennies for 10 dollars. America is at this stage of capitalism.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, Ed. If there is a God, he said fuck you too.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So, if anyone still works at Microsoft, you have the opportunity to leak the funniest thing right now.
Starcraft Ghost cover art.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For reference:
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remember Jed, if you block someone they win.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I'm gonna add a disk to my Jellyfin setup for DVR!" You sure about that, Hoss?
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He’s used to it.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So, this is why I remember that.
Cracked was near the center of the 2001 anthrax scare. An anonymous letter containing anthrax powder was sent to American Media Inc. in September 2001, killing one employee. Cracked's offices were still in the same building, and thus the magazine was among the publications that had to be evacuated. As a consequence, the company's archives, containing the magazine's original photographic prints of issues from 1958-2000, had to be destroyed due to contamination.(25] The attack caused Kulpa to put out only four issues that year. 261
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
On GOD I watched him do it AGAIN!
Happy cooks another egg.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hey kids, learn the symptoms of neck pain. If for no other reason than it’s September.
Symptoms of neck pain, for no specific reason.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pippin and Merry letting everyone know that as “bad” as “woke 1” was, there’s a “woke 2” right around the corner.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry with the Cowboy Bebop "See You Space Cowboy..." subtitle. He looks mildly disgusted.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Mitsuru Marin Karin meme.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Now that they’ve expanded the restroom, do we have to follow urinal etiquette?
Nancy Kissinger is dead.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Jesus christ.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I dunno man, a private equity company and an Elon shill? Sure smells Fine to me.
The Fine Bros. Just for the reactions.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Your account is eighteen fucking minutes old.
Users profile on clearsky.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Dunno how I feel about Case in the Neuromancer adaptation, but they nailed Molly.
Brianna Middleton as Molly in Neuromancer.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
MIRV filters are your friends.
A box fan sucking air through furnace filters.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Alright. Pop off I guess.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Also, it kills me how SNK fans try to dicksuck for the company, blah blah blah. Eight hours later.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
#SGDQ2026
"Did you put a mod in this?" meme.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Get it before Nintendo does. #SGDQ2026
B8Q-MXG-FDG
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Consider the following: #SGDQ2026 is doing the horror block on Friday night. Which means we're 50% of the way to the meme. Now, stay with me, because I think the interstitial segments could be amazing with just a tiny bit of tweaking.
Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy on The Last Drive-in.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Ey. Fun fact. You were shilling for Mr. Beast.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Holy shit. He’s a genius. It’s a swamp now. They’re actually gonna have to drain it.
Reflecting pool algae.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Anyone else think it reflects poorly on leadership that the White House is getting a dodecahedron of angry, violent homoeroticism well before it gets the ballroom?
Ufc at the white house.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Thyroid cancer could do the funniest thing right now.
Former Attorney General Pam Bondi diagnosed with thyroid cancer and recovering from treatment
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Anyone running contraptions anymore? Got one for ya.
This asshole.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Ain’ so fucking funny when the boot is on the other throat, is it Jake?
Rachel (fiancé of Jake Lang)
@rachlynnxo -5m
They are LUNATICS in that courthouse
AND jail.
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I was on the phone yesterday with Jake as he was begging for food because he was starving, and instead the supervisor and another man barged into his cell, handcuffed him and took him somewhere else. I have not heard from him since but another inmate there called because jake was able to scream my number to him and the inmate said they took Jake's phone privileges away from him.
So he can't speak to anyone now because.. he was starving and begging for food?
God, help us.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Harlow was the original shitty content creator.
Harlow commented to an interviewer in 1974, "The only thing I care about is whether the monkeys will turn out a property I
can publish. I don't have any love for them. Never have. I
really don't like animals. I despise cats, I hate dogs. How
could you like a monkey?"

—From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Harlow
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Hmm.
Mike already blocked by a bigotry list.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
What are we doin’ here?
How-To Geek headline comparing 5 offroad trucks to Chuck Norris.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Slug is a fucking idiot.
Genderqueer Rowan
@dandy008.b... • 1h
Doesn't doxxing require things like a home address or phone numbers, or personal email addresses. You know, things that aren't public information that articles writers don't have access to? Or are you just mad the mean old trans people don't appreciate their corporate overlords enough?
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$295₺w@slug.moe •1h
doxxing is when you air public information with the intent to cause harm or disruption to a person's life. this guy literally added an age check that makes no central verification and can be thus thwarted by just saying you're 62. it's harmless and doesn't get the software developers sent to court
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"public" information still has to come from a database.
Unless we want to start counting articles and social media profiles as databases, no doxxing has occurred.
What is Doxxing?"
Doxxing refers to the collection of a user's private information, across multiple platforms (including social media) by an unauthorized individual, who then publishes the information in an attempt to shame or embarrass the user. Doxxing may be conducted by researching public databases, hacking, or through social engineering. The term "doxxing" is derived from the phrase "dropping dox (documents)".
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蛞輸ちゃん @slug.moe・57m
did you read the text in the image you posted?
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Genderqueer Rowan
@dandy008....
Are you really going to die on the hill that callout posts are doxxing?
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I gotchu, I think…

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Deborah302.blocks see bio @deborah302.bsky.social
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Picky eaters won't starve, promise.
Pack the lunch you really want her to have, & if she doesn't eat it, she will still have dinner.
Btw, if my school lunch came home uneaten, it was refrigerated overnight & repacked for school next day. Growing up in a poor family doesn't allow much "picky" eating.
10:17 AM • Mar 2, 2026
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
11:30 AM Feb. 24th and we’re entering Twin Peaks.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Shut up and take my money.
Preorder for two, please.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Amending my earlier statement. I now have $20 on Anne Rice and $20 on Richard Stallman being in the files.
David Gelernter article about being attacked by the unibomber in the 90s and being revealed in the Epstein files in 2026.

Comp Sci professor.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
We gotta talk about how I got served this one on Reddit.
Toilet paper comic with a Chipotle ad underneath.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Those labels give "Toilet with Threatening Aura" vibes.
A toilet that has exploded.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
If you're gonna AI generate a meme, at least have the grapes to leave quotes and replies public. Happy New Year.
AI Generated meme of stay at home and do nothing tickets.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Just so everyone knows. Our boy Brandon just blocked me.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Just because Brandon Paddock, AI evangelist, looks like he’s bitch made I’m gonna leave this here.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Watching my Niece play Unbeatable in a discord call and having to shut up because I rolled credits so I know what’s coming.
BEAT:
(Punch this child in the face. Please. It's morally right.)
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Hey @cachyos.org @emudeck.bsky.social @gloriouseggroll.bsky.social, you should probably boot the Nazi before you have a Nazi bar.
Other servers Antheas is in.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Whelp. Every year I watch this mess and every year I want to watch it less. Lets hear it for Expedition 33. Looking forward to Resident Evil 9. Everything else is crap. Don't forget to vote in the midterms. Punch Nazis. See you next year. #TheGameAwards
The Game Awards Is Over. Get the fuck out.
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preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
DON'T MIND IF I DO! #TheGameAwards
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