preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Buy 50 cents worth of pennies for 10 dollars. America is at this stage of capitalism. 111
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well, Ed. If there is a God, he said fuck you too. 010
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So, if anyone still works at Microsoft, you have the opportunity to leak the funniest thing right now. 000
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"I'm gonna add a disk to my Jellyfin setup for DVR!" You sure about that, Hoss? 000
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Hey kids, learn the symptoms of neck pain. If for no other reason than it’s September. 000
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Now that they’ve expanded the restroom, do we have to follow urinal etiquette? 001
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I dunno man, a private equity company and an Elon shill? Sure smells Fine to me. 020
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Dunno how I feel about Case in the Neuromancer adaptation, but they nailed Molly. 000
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Also, it kills me how SNK fans try to dicksuck for the company, blah blah blah. Eight hours later. 000
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Consider the following: #SGDQ2026 is doing the horror block on Friday night. Which means we're 50% of the way to the meme. Now, stay with me, because I think the interstitial segments could be amazing with just a tiny bit of tweaking. 000
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Holy shit. He’s a genius. It’s a swamp now. They’re actually gonna have to drain it. 110
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Anyone else think it reflects poorly on leadership that the White House is getting a dodecahedron of angry, violent homoeroticism well before it gets the ballroom? 000
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Thyroid cancer could do the funniest thing right now. 000
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Anyone running contraptions anymore? Got one for ya. 000
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Ain’ so fucking funny when the boot is on the other throat, is it Jake? 100
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Amending my earlier statement. I now have $20 on Anne Rice and $20 on Richard Stallman being in the files. 010
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026We gotta talk about how I got served this one on Reddit. 070
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Those labels give "Toilet with Threatening Aura" vibes. 1203
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025If you're gonna AI generate a meme, at least have the grapes to leave quotes and replies public. Happy New Year. 000
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Just so everyone knows. Our boy Brandon just blocked me. 000
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Just because Brandon Paddock, AI evangelist, looks like he’s bitch made I’m gonna leave this here. 151
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Watching my Niece play Unbeatable in a discord call and having to shut up because I rolled credits so I know what’s coming. 010
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Hey @cachyos.org @emudeck.bsky.social @gloriouseggroll.bsky.social, you should probably boot the Nazi before you have a Nazi bar. 000
preciousRoy @preciousroy.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Whelp. Every year I watch this mess and every year I want to watch it less. Lets hear it for Expedition 33. Looking forward to Resident Evil 9. Everything else is crap. Don't forget to vote in the midterms. Punch Nazis. See you next year. #TheGameAwards 040