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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗

@prankb0mb.bsky.social
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
maybe his immaturity is getting the better of him here.] realized, we, uh. haven't exchanged them yet. kinda weird that we haven't, right? [awkward huff of laughter, making sure his glasses don't expose his eyes. c'mon man, you're losing aura...]
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
well, uh. i can just. [freezing for a second, lips kinda awkwardly twitching upwards in a pretty half-assed smile.] ...you want my number? [he kinda choked that one out a bit, but hey, if he wanted to make moves, there was no time like the present. he really shouldn't be trying, but ++
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i got a sewer and that's as far as it goes. i could bunk at my buddy's house, but i don't want him t' see me. worry about yourself, dude. i don't need some machine babysitting me if they don't got any helpful tips or solutions. you're yapping just to yap. [plopping back down, sprawling out.]
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
don't get used to it. i'd rather fire and my c00lbots everywhere. but i guess a face like yours is enough to soften my stonecold heart for like- a day. [he teased, putting a hand on his own chest to speak haughtily.] i like having you around. i think i wanna try keepin' it that way..
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
asshole. what do you achieve if i move. unless you're implying you got a better bed somewhere that you'd be willin' to fork over.
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
[scowling again, soon standing right up. he's trying to intimidate them now, but he's not making any moves to actually hurt them.] startin' to sound like you just want this bench all to yourself. because if you're picking on me THIS damn bad, that's gotta be the reason. WHY do you actually care ++
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
why should you care, eh? mosquitoes never bothered me any way. i'm sleepin' here because it's comfortable. hear that? C-O-M-F-O-R... y'get the jist. [still trying to get comfy. peeking at them from under the bar and blinking a few times.] uh. you one of my bots?
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
ugh, what a grating voice. what, am i loitering? because i don't care. [using the gui to shield his eyes like an eyemask.]
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
[dozing off on a bench...]
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
beginning? beginning of what? we snuggled after watching shrek and it made me feel weird. [speaking around his cigarette dangling loosely in his lips.] dued punched the shit outta me and that felt weird too. all in the same night. does that help you understand our relationship at all?
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
he's... real cute, i'll give him that. but he's hardy and equally dumb as he is smart. dunno where i'd even begin, though... i'd think i'd throw up if i kissed him with his pizza breath. [slouching forward to cup his hands in lighting the next cigarette of his choosing. ...giving the box back.]
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
...thanks. [taking the carton, looking at the box.] shit. these are the good menthols. okay. you don't play around, i guess... or maybe you just don't like the taste, eh? [he lightly joked, frowning as he stared down at it. temptation..] ugh. not even sure how i wanna handle dued. ++
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
see? exactly. [flustering a bit, he almost wanted to yank his hand away! it certainly spooked him, but the warm fuzzies he got after were nice...] also, it'd definitely be like that on a normal day. but just for you, today? you get the less crazy kinda thing. [finger gun... starting to walk!]
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
he had hit the butt of the cigarette. discarding it, he stomped it with his boot.] dammit. there goes my last one.
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
to his face.] i don't even know why i'm tellin' you this because i doubt you care but i... miss them. elli', nols'... nothing is ever the same. at least i got dued... he's nice, but he ain't sweet. [going to take another puff, definitely excessive, but then scowling when he realized ++
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
guess so. i wouldn't ever retire my destruction... but who knows? i'm 20, i got the world in my hands n' fuck all to my name aside from my great feats. not like i give a shit but i wouldn't mind someone in my court. [aggressive hand motions as he exhaled again, bringing his hands up ++
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
and you're far from bein' as sweet as he was. [despite coughing, he was going back for another drag...] i miss that almost.
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
[wiping underneath his shades for tears that pricked his eyes, he coughed for a moment. spitting on the ground after and leaning back again.] dunno how to even describe what happened. it's like my memories ain't even mine and yet, i knew him. he was a sweet man. you're jaded, ++
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
because he knows me. you don't. there's a difference. my elliot knew me, too. [another drag.] you wouldn't even bother to try. not like i'd let you anyways. [exhaling. wincing in doing so- too soon. choking on a cough.]
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
[startling a bit! then averting his gaze.] yeah, yeah. whatever. [taking a long-winded drag before exhaling, turning his head a bit to puff a smoke ring at elliot. on purpose!] just thinkin' about shit. that's all. none of your business, pizzaboy.
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
[smoking... he's enjoying it the best he's able.]
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
yeah. c'mon then. [pausing... debating. awkwardly extending his hand in a way that could easily be interpreted as just a movement, but he was wanting it to be held.] fun way is the fun way! the surprise is what keeps it interesting, isn't it? gotta keep you on your toes, dude.
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
y'know, the one where we actually walk or drive back to your place instead of teleportin'. because teleportin' is easy, but the other two are fun. ...especially on this stupid holiday. won't have to pay to see some stupid fireworks if we just take a stroll and knock out the movie thing eventually.
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
uh, yeah. and... please. [now acting awkwardly despite his little outburst! he felt so foolish being so pushy- it totally fucked up his cool guy (heh) aura. but, hey? at least he got what he wanted.] you wanna go the fun way or the quick way, eh?
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
but can we put our differences aside and just, uh. be... buds, or somethin', for a few hours.
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i kinda got tired of not sayin' it, i'll be honest. i... kinda /like/ when we get those kind of moments together, y'know? i want... more. of them. [he's speaking really quietly and awkwardly. like he's kinda repulsed in saying it?] i ain't gonna stop with the fires, though. that's too much. ++
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
yeah. better not be anything wrong with that!! we /gotta/ hang out. okay? movie again. please. [at least he's not allergic to directly asking anymore, but his face certainly is redder than before!]
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[ ⚠️ ] ;; ─ 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 @agent-anonymous.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i think you owe me some dued time. because you've been too boring to bully lately.
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
👀👀 yeah? ya can? 👀
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
c'mon man. don't ya wanna hang out? [squishing his cheeks. getting kinda desperate.] ...this is my way of askin'. alright? i kinda had fun last time. 💧
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
[draping his arms over dued's shoulders like a dramatic actress from the 70's.] ohhhh. but i can't be alone! i can't bear being alone! i neeeeeed to be around my very bestest buddy!
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
bored. [he stated simply, lips pursued.] like, really bored. you're the only one around.
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
well, how do ya know? you can't see it. [bonking dued's head lightly with a fist. then poking where his little antenna might be.] boop boop..boop boop [he's just harassing this guy.]
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
[he's totally just messing! there's nothing wrong with dued at all, actually, but dued always had to be... y'know, a victim.] mm. nope. totally massive bald spot. right there. yep. just where you can't see.
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
stolen it? pfft. can't get better than the real deal. good luck if you ever get outta that prison.
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
maybe the last time you wound up burnt left your hair looking a lil funny. [ruffling dued's hair!]
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i think i compliment you too much. how about a hateful follow up? you look like you're baldin'
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
[that almost immediately turns his attitude on its head.] forreal?? heh. i know im known, but to have fans? a-also not uncommon. welcome to the club. appreciate it.
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
skill issue
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
say fuck it and simply don't. who says you gotta adhere to bullshit norms?
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you got a good taste in music dude. can't even lie there
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
now THIS is what im talkin about
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
as if i'd worry about you, man. don't have it in me. just trying to make sure you don't go overboard with freaking anybody else out... alright?
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
>_> can we get a wellness check.
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
uhm. you alright, bud?
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
WHY ARE YOU BRINGING HIM.
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
what ya gonna do. make me?
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⤷ ゛0 0 7 n 7 ˎˊ˗ @prankb0mb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
put some soda on a pepperoni pizza and give it a try
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