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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What the fuck do you mean there's a pistachio-flavored Red Bull now?!?!?!

maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I think I may be done. I'm seriously considering deleting my entire AO3. I've had it with people telling me that I should care about AI art. My writing was meant to be fun self-expression, not some political anti-AI statement. I do not, and probably will never, care about AI art. Leave me alone 😭

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

#MoviesOnWeed: Masters of the Universe (2026): I see it's trying to be the most dudebro movie ever, making fun of pronouns and inclusivity training, but it doesn’t even make any jokes about these things, just assuming their mere existence is funny in and of itslef 🤦‍♂️

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I absolutely love the fact that with his decades of life experience, Daniel said "wow, that little goblin not only stalked me for 50+ years like a total fucking creep, but also is a manipulative asshole in general and unworthy of any trust, I guess we should become a couple". Great decision, Dan ❤️

Armand and Daniel dressed in black capes.

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Lestat has never and will never be more relatable than here 😭

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Excuse me, Karim Kronfli plays the Master, and people are somehow still angry about Disney killing Doctor Who??? Get your priorities sorted, y'all, stop caring about corporate products and enjoy some great whovian content.

Rise of the Battle Master cover art, with a kneeling dying Master, dressed in a three piece suit, surrounded by sparkling regeneration energy.

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

This is an attack on me *personally*. I will not survive this ☠️

An article on Nerdist: Daniel Hart shares Lestat's Magnus song is "a love song about abducting someone and then torturing them."

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I honestly believe that Lestat's face as he says "we're doing a rewrite" is a very strong contender for what my brain will hallucinate the very last moment before I die. That scene is my core memory now and there's nothing I can do about that. Not that I would ever want to do anything about it.

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Oh. Oh, I see. The Vampire Lestat is and *actual* attempt on my life. I am *actually* not survive this.

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Y'all, I've been away in my own world of mental health issues and emerged out of it to a world I don’t recognize. So, can anyone tell me what the fuck is Euphoria right now?

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Hey, Izzy Canyon? If I was to, for my own mental health reasons, start a new Izzy-centric BDSM smut series with minimal plot, should it be a canon setting or a modern setting? I've written both previously and now I can’t decide. And I need to write it. You know, for Very Important Reasons.

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Guys (gn), we need some support, Haj was exposed to high doses of anti-bug spray and has to go into the spinny machine 😭 It's his first time and he's scared 😭 #blahaj

An open washing machine. There is a few clothes inside and a small Blahaj atop of them. The shark doesn't look pleased at all.

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I may need to write a new fic just to have Izzy try to treat his melancholy by rubbing his body *all over* with nettles 😈

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Hey guys (gn), does anyone know what sort of animal is this? She was advertised as a dog, but we are pretty sure she is at least part cat? Or maybe she is some sort of a snake?

A photo of a German Shepherd lying in a very awkward position. Her back legs are open wide, with her back against a mattress, while her front legs are folded as this half of her body is lying on its side. She is looking into the camera. A few of fer teeth are showing.

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Say what you want, I personally find this way way WAY more erotic than anything between Ed and Stede 🤷‍♂️

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I mean, same, Harry Melling. 100% same. (What a movie Pillion is. We really needed it and I am not okay after watching it.)

Alexander Skarsgard in Pillion, leaning on a bar, looking very handsome and incredibly self-confident.

Harry Melling in Pillion, looking both very shy and absolutely smitten with Alexander Skarsgard.

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

First jigsaw of 2026 completed! (1,000 elements)

A completed jigsaw puzzle of a collection of classic Disney shorts posters, with a giant Mickey Mouse in the foreground.

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Artistic recreation of the conversation I imagine will follow:

A meme in the angry goose format. It has two panels. In the first one, a goose, identified as Alecto says "Resurrected ten billion people, huh? And who killed them in the first place?". In the second panel, the Alecto goone is chasing a man identified as John, shouting "Who fucking killed them in the first place, John?!".

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

There were assorted Squishmallows at the market, so I decided to treat myself with one. I went with a Highland Cow, because I find them aesthetically pleasing. And yes, he is really pretty, but then I read his bio and his main characteristic is that he is lonely??? And now I'm SAD over a plushie???

Squishmallows plushie Celestino. He is a white Highland Cow with green spots and creme fur on his head and his tummy.

Celestino's bio: "Are you doing anything right now? Celestino could really use some company. Wanna go out for a stroll? Grab a bite to eat? Celestino is up for anything. Even if you feel like being quiet, he could just sit and read a book next to you! Anyway, he's coming over!"

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Finally cought up with @scparchives.com so the nav box on the LGBTQIA+ Characters Wiki is up, but I'm 95% sure I missed someone, so any help would be appreciated 😊

A navigation box for SCP Archives from the LGBTQIA+ Characters Wiki.

Characters Listed:
Lesbian: Emma Hastings, Logan Igotta, Rachel MacNally, Contessa Thorner, Karen Yau
Gay: Basil Sias
Bi: Cooper Hopkin
Pan: Agent Calendar
Transgender: Ava Cervantes, Primrose Fatish Von Trevil
Non-binary: Monty Chambers, Ti'adhgt Ai'n

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Guys, I need an honest opinion. Is #Talamasca bland and uninteresting or am I too tired and/or bitter to enjoy anything anymore?

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Max at his parents' place at 2am: Okay, time for bed, nice of them to have made the guest bed for me so I don’t have to search for a blanket in the middle of the night. The guest bed at Max' parents' house at 2am:

A one-peson bed made to be slept in, with pillows and blankets. A german shepherd is lying splayed on top of it all. She is completely chilled and relaxed, and she is leaving no space for anyone else to fit on the bed.

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

If not made to be adored, then why so pretty? @kittymewes.bsky.social Thank you, I love him so much 😭

A standee of Izzy Hands around the second part of S2. He is scarred and wearing his unicorn prosthetic leg. He's dressed in just his undies and a sock and blushing adorably.

The same standee, wearing a maid's uniform and holding a duster.

The same standee, wearing a pink sexy bunny costume and holding a martini tray.

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Hey, @theameliaproject.bsky.social, just so you know, I am debating myself on whether I should bill you for therapy or just sue you for emotional damage. Because ending an episode like that can’t POSSIBLY be legal 😡

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Having me choose between Humiliation Kink and Self-Sabotage is just mean 😡

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Benjamin Partridge: Non-British people don’t know who Alan Shearer is. Or people younger than 40. Me, a 35yo Polish guy who learned who Shearer is from Sherlock & Co.: You are underestimating the power of audio drama, Sir. @beefanddairy.bsky.social @docjwatsonmd.bsky.social

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Because sometimes you just have This Kind of Day, so you treat yourself by drinking three Red Bulls and listening to @scparchives.com for 13 hours straight while doing a jigsaw puzzle of an icoinc American Realism painting. 10/10, will do it again for sure.

A completed jigsaw puzzle of Edward Hopper's Nighthawks.

A screencap from a podcast app showing listening statistics. "Today" shows 13 hours 8 minutes spent listening.

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Yeah, so... I ended up not writing anything this year. And I kept wondering why throughout, cause it wasn’t like I lacked time or energy. I spent three months ACTIVELY not writing anything for this event. And then I realized that I simply don’t want to have anything to do with this show anymore.

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Me: *loves this show* Me: *donates quite a lot of money to the crowdfunding campaign for S3* Me: *misses the release by three whole days* My brain may be actively conspiring against me. Anyway, what a great episode, so happy to see my fav messy queers back ❤️

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Guuuuuuuyssssssss (gn). Kill me, please. I signed up for Izzy Bingo and then proceeded not to write a single fucking word. It’s been two months and I haven’t written anything. Does anyone know any good rituals to appease Apollo or any other art deity?

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

He likes to sleep butt naked, even when visiting family 🤷‍♂️ #dollposting

An Izzy doll by rights, lying in a bed with only his feet covered with a blanket. He is fully naked.

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Hey Izzy Canyon, I'm gonna be doing @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social again, so I set up a writing account so that I don’t spam it in here too much. @milienthegremlin.bsky.social if you are interested 😊

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Sigh. I'm gonna want to fight Luke Arnold yet again, aren’t I? Or: Max gets angry at a noir story for doing noir things. #FetchPhillips

A screencap of the last paragraph of the first chapter of Luke Arnold's latest novel Whisper in the Wind, forshadowing some terrible things that are going to happen (yet again) to Fetch Phillips.

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Y'all, I'm doing this to myself and to you all yet again 😱

A screenshot of the confirmation page one sees after signing up for Izzy Hands Bingo.

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Jesus fucking Christ. My boss, whom I have already disliked due to him being a jerk, voted for a far-right, pro-Russian, anti-queer, anti-immigrant, anti-feminist party. Because they promised to lower the taxes (who the FUCK wants their country to have a health care system like the one in the US?!).

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

I need some Canyon (and other) hugs. My doggo died this night, suddenly and without any warning 😭 He was full of energy just yesterday morning, a bit slow in the evening, but seemingly fine. We were supposed to get tests results from the vet today 😭

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

My timeline just showed me TWELVE (12) reposts of this picture from TWELVE (12) different people in a row. Now, that’s a curated experience 🥰

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Danuta Danielsson is a magnificent symbol for what we need today.

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

*sigh* I guess I'm getting my Audible subscription restarted...

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

All this talk about Farscape makes me really angry about the modern system where shows are 12 episodes long at best and all "relevant plot". Some of Farscape's best episodes are fillers. Crackers Don’t Matter is legendary for how great (and hilarious) the writing is in a story with such low stakes.

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maXiu | the sad and exhausted era @pracownik427.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Hey, Canyonites? Could anyone suggest a good Discord server to find a beta reader for a kinky AU? I've been out of the loop for a while, so I don’t know which servers are still active.

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