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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Contrary to the words of Don’t Worry Baby, everything will NOT turn out alright. RIP to a legend.
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
>me >land law exam >didn’t study, felt confident >failed >badly >so did everyone else >exam was atrociously written, completely off syllabus >everyone complained to students department >eventually everyone got bumped 10% to compensate >I passed >moral of the story: uh
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
my favourite skeet of recent times
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Norman Spinrad kind of answered this question in The Void Captain’s Tale
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I’m not religious but i believe in the holy trinity.
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
>"stop orange fascism" >"my grandpa fought *against* the Soviets" You sure you meant "stop"?
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The two wolves inside me
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Fair winds and following seas, Captain Ramsey. Gene Hackman 1930-2025
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The fuck you mean “2”, 1 never happened
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
What is the coolest shot in movies? Duh.
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentine’s Day to my gal pals here. To my rude dudes, apologies for the way I swing. The very best of days to you too though. May you all “make peace with Shai-Hulud” 🍆 or “have enough water to change the face of Arrakis” 🌮
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Broke: the president is Donald Trump Woke: the president is Elon Musk Bespoke: the president is Lil Grimes X
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Straight up rawdogging this hotpot. No dips, no sauces, no seasonings. In the broth, swirl, out of broth, eat. No mucking about.
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
My extremely specific preferred film genre is "pulling into orbit"
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I don't have the money for roids and ozempic
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Is Wolf Hall a good name for a schlong?
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Where is Dune: Part Two? Was it successful? Did it win any Golden Globes?
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
We failed you, Data.
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
To my homies still stuck in 2024: 2025 is kinda neat, come on over when you’re ready
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Amerika je Holandije
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
#filmsky 2024 recap: First film: The Beekeeper Last film: Conclave Best film: Dune Part Two Worst film: Borderlands
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Tonight you will be visited by three Fremen
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
~ UPGRADE ME TO FIRST CLASS ~
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
When I say Dune: Part Two changed my life, I mean in ways like I no longer have any trouble deciding what movie to watch on TV. It’s always going to be Padding— SIKE it’s DUNE: PART TWO
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I got a hair cut As in a hair cut my nail nearly in half How
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Masterful gambit, Mr. Musky Elongus sir
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I missed the feeling of seeing Dune P2 for the first time and the algorithm found me a photo I hadn’t seen before. Shai-Hulud is generous with his blessings.
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Magnificent
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
🇰🇷 it was all a 36 year dream…… ⚔️
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Repost with one of the greatest villains in cinema history. #filmsky
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
21/11/2024 The first day this year I’m hearing a certain woman croon about what she wants for Christmas
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
ARE YOU ON BLUESKY OR ARE YOU ON XITTER
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Today I was greeted by an enthusiastic dog whose owner restrained him and said “no no, you don’t know him” YES I DO HE IS MY VERY GOOD FRIEND, LET HIM SAY HELLO
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🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
It's really nice here without the incessant crypto ads, porn bots, and Nazis.
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