Alt: Better Call Saul: Kim Wexler's Pew Pew Gesture

Alt: Kurt Russell and cast from the movie "Used Cars". Kurt says "OK Guys, let's go!"

Alt: From Tombstone, Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday says, "I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"

Like an Obama birther, the Times' Eric Lipton will continue spouting conspiracy theories about the biotech and chemical industries despite the evidence. This will ensure that his boss's wife, who serv...