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@power-eats.bsky.social
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Power the cat likes to judge your dinner. Read the alt text, it's usually better than the food.

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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Crime scene Criminal
A mess of wet cat food scattered across the floor bedside an empty white bowl. Absolute carnageA black and white cat sits on the sofa looking guilty but gives no shits
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You can actually see the moment she vows to erase my entire bloodline
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's raining, it's under 20 degrees, it's finally blue blanket time... This is the way
A black and white cat lies, tummy exposed, on a navy blue fluffy blanket. She seems to be holding paws with a toy Yoda figure. Boba Fett, off to the right-paw-side of the pic, reluctantly joins the cuddle pile
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Eating ham on instagram Vs eating ham in your pants while watching star trek
Power the black and white cat, looking cute and big-eyed, sniffing a bit of cured hamPower the cat, eyes closed and tongue out, gobbling the cured ham
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The 4 stages of biting sushi
A black and white cat sits on the floor and looks up at a small piece of dangling salmon sushiShe inches closer for a sniffShe opens her mouth a little, showing a tooth. Her eyes look a little booglyFully committed, she goes in for the salmon chomp, mouth wide open and crazy-eyed. Now more shark than cat
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I know a trap when I see one
A black and white cat lies belly-up on a fluffy blanket, her paws tucked in (she's 100% not going to maul you as soon as you think about touching her tummy)Same innocent cat, different 'look at my fluffy belly' pose
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
There's a giant vicious tribble on the bed
A black and white cat sits on a white duvet. A Spock action figurine climbs on the cat's head, while Kirk has been unceremoniously thrown off to land upside down by her tail.
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
When the cat meets your eye and she asks for some pie that's a Tuesday 🎶
A black and white cat sits on a grey sofa. A piece of Tosca pie/cake sits on a plate decorated with a fox picture. The cat looks at the cake. The cake looks like the driest thing in the world but was described by a neighbour as the best she'd ever had, so we no longer judge a pie by its cover
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Nobody warned me that buttery jacket potatoes summon haunted cats. Surely the Irish could have given us a heads up
A black and white cat stands bathed in lamplight, staring blankly at half a buttery jacket potato
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Om nom? Om no.
A black and white cat is offered a pink spiky lychee, she leans in for the sniff The black and white cat, upon seeing the lychee in its naked form, turns her head askance in subtle, almost royal, disapproval. Dearest lychee, rejection is a part of life.
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It's nice to have a friend who stands like a haunted doll and watches you eat satay
A black and white cat stands to the right of a dish of satay sauce and prawn crackers. Her big haunted eyes watch you take every bite
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy valentine's day! Here's to all the needle felt balls I've loved and lost somewhere in the house
A black and white cat on a wooden floor with her beloved red needle felt heart ball
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
When you want to help with the wrapping but your primary skill is 'fluffing things up'
A black and white cat sits on a hairy sea green quilt and looks down at a pair of scissors and paper. She's prepared to help with whatever you're doing, but will only be truly useful to someone who needs a bedspread fluffing up after being freshly washed
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Interspecies hand gestures. I don't think either of us knows what it means
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I see cat people
A black and white cat looks out of the window, searching for new 'friends' to bap
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
A short story about betrayal, humiliation, and recovery
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas to you all, even the bastards who put me in this ridiculous fluffy thing
A black and white cat smiles, wearing a fluffy read and grey headband around her shouldersA black and white cat frowns to camera, still wearing a fluffy read and grey headband around her shoulders
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Christmas update: The humans found a weird potato and subjected me to a photoshoot with the abominable snowman
A black and white cat sits on beige carpet at the top of the stairs, and looks across at a potato snowman with googly eyes and toothpicks for armsThe black and white cat turns away in disgust, the potato looks at the cat, perplexed at the reaction. The potato has moved down a step, and looks directly into camera, with arms outstretched ('here I am, world!'). The cat remains on the landing looking a little scared but trying to be nonchalantThe potato and cat sit next to each other again. Cat's expression is somewhat 'fuck my life'. Potato raises arms up in surrender.
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Pumpkin base and nduja, have you lost your mind? Call the hospital, we need an intervention over here Christmas is cancelled everyone!
A black and white cat peeks her head around the corner of a sofa, terrified of the pumpkin pizza plate
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I'm a stinker? A cheesy breath mushroom head? How dare you What on earth
A black and white cat sits on a fluffy blanket, she looks into camera with a mildly startled look on her face
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Droolcula
A black and white cat, post vet visit, zooted out on the good shit. Massive pupils, no idea where or who she is, long spittle strings hang from either side of her mouth like a dribbly doped-up Dracula.
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I've unwittingly summoned the butter fiend again
A cup-a-soup with buttered sourdough 'soldiers' for dipping. The photographer is being stalked by a blurry figure in the background... It appears to be a black and white butter-fiend shaped like a cat
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I'm in control now, bitches
A black and white cat sleeps with her head resting on 2 games controllers and a TV remoteClose up of an illuminated charging PS3 controller, with a black and white cat's sleepy chin resting on the joystick controlsBlack and white cat sits on a green patterned cushion, and two TV remotes. She smiles to camera, knowing you have to watch Star Trek for the rest of the night, because her tummy rolls are now in charge of changing the channel.
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
It's spooky season, but I'm a creeper all year round
A black and white cat sits on the right-hand-side of a sofa backrest, facing and mirroring the pose of a red fox cushion. Some sort of vintage/sepia-green filter is applied, notching up the creep factor
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Thinking of making an album but can't decide which cover image makes me look the most cool so everyone will want to be me
A black and white cat, pov from carpet level, sleeping in a bunch of sunbeams A black and white cat, looking over her shoulder, on a teal, blue, and yellow flower patterned bedspread. More sunbeams Small black and white cat sleeping on stairs. Sepia tint Black and white cat photographed from a distance, looking over her shoulder, and, looking preeeetty pretty cool. She stands against a cracked cement wall with a guitar mounted on it
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
A dinner of (British) kings! I'll lick my own butt but I won't touch that
A black and white cat sits on a grey blanket, looking toward a baked potato with beans and leaves. She's disappointed in you. You have the world's cuisine at your fingertips and you choose to eat that.
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
When I'm found dead, and this little butthole is nowhere to be found, they're going to record my death as falling down the stairs. She's gonna get away with it
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
She's come to protect me from the monsters (Lies of P: screaming jump scares if you're a scaredy cat like me)
A black and white cat sits between the sofa and TV, looking alert and a tad alarmedShe's now jumped up on a lap for scratches. Her face is derpy and boggle-eyed
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I'll have a bacon salad, please. Cat size
There's a black and white cat, there's a massive bacon salad, there's a camera person pending hospitalisation for salt overdose
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
We have the first Power plant to be built in the UK over the last 10 years
Power, the black and white cat, sits at the bottom of a (very dry) garden, in a large square terracotta plant pot.
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Somewhere along the line it all got a bit out of hand
A black and white cat, photographed from above, with a peapod on her backShe looks disdainfully to camera Three peapods on her back; a furry trifecta One peapod on the head, another 3 in a pretty fern shape on her back. (She seems to like this, or at least tolerate it)
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
She's learned the 'gimme a treat' gesture. It's all over for the humans. We're just walking treat dispensers, now.
A black and white cat sits on the sofa and looks intensely into cameraShe lifts her paw up and points at you. Give her a treat, biatch
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Smol Paul's idiotic little face brings so much joy into our days, I hope he's back to his wobbly self soon 🐈‍⬛〰️
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I see your catflap hasn't been washed in a while... I'm currently cleaning your neighbours' if you want me to do yours too?
A black and white cat stares through a blurry catflap window. Clearly unimpressed with your peephole washing standards
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I'm in danger. It's like Bruce when he smells blood
A black and white cat stalks a burger from below.
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Sometimes being a british cat sucks. I think I'm supposed to beg for this
An unimpressed black and white cat sits next to some beans on toast
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Ah, to be a black and white cat, sitting in the desiccated grass and watching leaves sway in the breeze...
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The girl is away, and the boy uses this time to have the big light on. I need sunglasses in here at 10pm. My poor eyeballs
A black and white cat, every whisker illuminated in high-def by the 'big' light
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I fear for my soul. My true beauty has been captured.
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Inspection: double sniff test Result: passed
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Banger #critterposting
Crude drawing of a cat. And a sausage.  The cat has spotted the sausage.
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
It's nice to have a friend in the bathroom. Watching you
A black and white cat's face close-up to camera, like a fisheye lens. It could be dinner time, it could be she just likes to watch you poop.
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Two loves of my life in one picture.
A black and white cat sits next to a grey sofa. On the sofa is a plate of sausage and chips with thick gravy: a mark of true culinary sophistication in British food circles. The sausage is acting as a breakwater for the gravy, scientific proof and testament both to the density of the sausage and viscosity of the gravy.
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
The momster got a curry and put onions on it... I think she's trying to kill me. Please call the RSPCA, fire brigade, Sherlock, and the cute guy from CSI to our house asap.
A black and white cat looks down in disappointment at a plate of curry, rice, and colourful chutneys. She knows your game: you're gonna kill her off so you can have all the poppadoms to yourself.
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
A STEAK AND KIDNEY PUDDING
A black and white cat sits with her mouth hanging open, in front of (and in awe of) a steak and kidney pudding.
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
The food peeper is back and, in the age-old tradition of peepers everywhere, is sneaking a peek through the window. She just loves to watch you eat baby corn
Steamy Chinese food in the foreground; a black and white cat lies on a windowsill in the background, peeping in curiously from beyond the window.
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
We'd both never had a quarter pounder before... Now I think we have to have a lengthy conversation about a royale with cheese, crash a car into a friend's house, save someone from an overdose, and open a briefcase.
A black and white cat sits politely in front of a McDonald's quarter pounder and chips. She's tried the good stuff and now she thinks she's Vincent Vega and wants to do a funky dance.
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Someone really likes the new bedspread. Look at all those lovely hairs! Art. ...Does anyone know how to shrink-wrap a cat
A black and white cat, photographed from above, on a dark teal bedspread. To her right, a lovely scattered artwork of hairs.Same cat from directly above, showcasing her big fluffy ears.
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Where oh where can the pakora be?
A black and white cat looks to the right of a plate of salad and pakora, she knows there's something tasty somewhere in the vicinityA black and white cat looks to the left of a plate of salad and pakora. Where is the taste sensation she can smell??
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Cat Power @power-eats.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Power the Cat 𝘛𝘸𝘰 𝘌𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘊𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴, 2025 Chinese, ceramic, & fur, on fur
A black and white cat next to a bowl of leftover Chinese food (chicken, rice and baby corn). Both cat and bowl are equally sized circles.
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