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President 104 Archived

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This is an archive of the 104th President of the United States of America II account, maintained by National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) Time Travelers

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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dodgers are officially the underdogs in this series. The whole country is behind us now, I’m sure of it.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
WNBA spokesperson:
Cousin Greg testifying saying, “Uh…If it is to be said, so it be — so it is.”
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Syd and TP in their new jackets on the latest pod episode taking no shit from men
Women in the film “Grease” wearing their Pink Ladies jackets
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bam Adebayo referred to 5x MVP A’ja Wilson as his wife!! Hello future basketball star baby Bamm Bamm
static.klipy.com
The Flintstones: Bamm-Bamm Hits Barney Rubble
Alt: The Flintstones: Bamm-Bamm Hits Barney Rubble
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The diagonal text makes the team names look like a hidden word found in a Word Search
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The grudge against Trump, GOP, and SCOTUS for all the awfulness that they’ve done will be passed down through generations. Kids will be comparing their great grandparents’ pissed off rants on the ways that they were fucked over by the Trump admin and three GOP-controlled branches of govt.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Interest rates on federal student loans are set by Congress. When Dems take back control, they MUST lower them immediately. It’s insane how high they are, and makes it impossible to ever pay off loans. Paying back over twice the amount that you originally took out for student loans is criminal.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love when you’re watching a sports game on tv and you can hear that they’re playing good music in the venue
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kiké Hernández is the Breanna Stewart of MLB — a clutch player that’s always fire in the postseason
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Conspiracy theory time: Wings fan tried to sabotage Valkyries but it backfired and unleashed the beast within
Exchange between Kiah Stokes and Tiffany Hayes:

kstokes41 
2h ago @threads
Whoever sets hotel alarms just come here real quick I wanna talk. I promise I won't jump you

tiphayes3 reply 
But i will

kstokes41 reply 
😂😂😂 iktr
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is why men shouldn’t talk about sports. They just don’t know as much as women and get confused too easily. Stick to cooking.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who knew the YouTube comment section under an ABBA song would be filled with such invaluable life advice
@TheAutumnWind_RN4L
9 years ago

I lied to my kid. I told her that the girls are the real life Anna and Elsa. Not only did I create a 3 year old ABBA fan, I might be free of the Frozen Soundtrack forever! The ends truly justified the means.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pablo Torre is like the Ronan Farrow of sports corruption. Seeing an email from the sender “Pablo Torre” or hearing the words “Pablo’s on the line” is enough to send chills down spines of the most powerful people and cause them to say “call my lawyer.”
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got a facial fracture from a sports accident exactly 6 weeks before Alex Bregman. He’s being a copycat
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
California AG Rob Bonta just won his primary and is now up against a Republican in November. He can only serve two-terms, and this would be his second term. But I’d imagine he wants to run for other public office after — he thought he was being politically savvy but instead shot himself in the foot.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[hitting on someone] are you a new cat species because I’ve been searching for you for 100 years
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Randomly finding $20 in your pocket is great, but have you ever been really hungry and too tired to cook and then opened the refrigerator to find leftovers that you forgot you had
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rhea Seehorn finally gets her Emmy!!!! (Deserved it for “Pluribus” too but also late gift for “Better Call Sal”)
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s thoughtful of USA to keep it close so there’s suspense for the fans and underdog energy, but feel free to blow France out of the water now. Starting right now. Anddddd now. Now? #FIBAWWC
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
MALE EXEC 1: This datapoint says women’s sports have a large lesbian demographic. Lesbians like women. And we like women, so we know what they like. MALE EXEC 2: Sydney Sweeney wearing next to nothing posed suggestively while hating talking politics! Air the “Just Sports” ad during FIBA WWC.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The grunt Sabalenka makes when hitting the ball sounds like Ness from “Super Smash Bros.”
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is it good when an audience sticks their right hand out at an upward angle and repeats back everything that the leader says at a rally to show devotion to him
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lucas Museum of Narrative Art is AMAZING. It has Star Wars (original costumes, models, R2-D2 & C-3PO, etc.), Banksy, Frida, Norman Rockwell, original comics (Marvel, DC, Peanuts, Garfield, Mad, etc.), Dogs Playing Poker, Cowardly Lion costume from Wizard of Oz, Batman costume, and more.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“City of Angels” (1998) home of a “National Treasure” (2004) might be “Gone in 60 Seconds” (2000) into an over “8MM” (1999) hole due to “The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent” (2022).
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Someone look into why that basket keeps moving out of the way when USA shoots. #FIBAWWC
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fine, I’ll be WNBA commissioner. But I can only work Mondays from 1:23pm - 1:37pm. And any questions for me are answered via a ventriloquist dummy named Betty.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Banana slugs engage in apophallation, which is biting off the penis when it gets stuck during intercourse. It’s seen in Ariolimax dolichophallus (“dolicho” means “long” and “phallus” means “penis”) — that species lives in Santa Cruz. Banana slug is also the UC Santa Cruz mascot.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s interesting how these record-breaking deals keep not only increasing in annual worth, but also in term length — the sponsorships are spanning longer periods, not just becoming more valuable per year.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
$4.06 million is an unusual number for a sponsorship — these deals are often whole numbers or rounded to the nearest quarter/half (either for annual or total worth). It funny to think that they might’ve landed on $4.06 (valued slightly higher than Atlanta x Nike deal of $4) just for the new record.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thread of last five record-breaking sponsorships in women's soccer (all front-of-jersey deals): (1) WSL's London City Lionesses x Nike in Sept. 2026 for $4.06 annually (likely at least 7-year deal, as that's how much it'd need to be to hold new record, and thereby probably worth $28.42 million)
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
[Sir Mix-a-Lot voice] Baby got back…from commercial break.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It’s like if “What was ‘Battle of the Sexes’” became the worst wrong answers only meme
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What a game!! (Made more fun by the Aces beating the Fever)
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
New episode of “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver” has women’s sports at the end of the title sequence!
Playus Ballus!
Image of WPBL athlete throwing a ball.  
Women’s Pro Baseball League.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sophie Cunningham doing the transphobic version of “I’m not racist but…” — zero self-awareness.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Who knew the superhero Thor is based on President Thorodore Roosevelt
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
France is going at England like they just got the star in Mario Kart and can now run through all the obstacles invincible
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
England is going at France like they just got the star in Mario Kart and can now run through all the obstacles invincible
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
There’s so much space between Caitlin Clark and Veronica Burton that if this were a middle school dance, the chaperones wouldn’t even bother reaching for the ruler to check if they’re maintaining 6-inch distance.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
RFK Jr. has previously said that, as HHS secretary, he‘d gut the FDA, an agency that ensures food safety, which means this US election polls meme is no longer hyperbole.
Meme of a mock US election poll where a blue bar represents 50.1% for “everyone gets a puppy,” and a red bar represents 49.9% for “diarrhea forever”
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Goalkeeper is not the position for people who enjoy personal space
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Doug Burgum is currently a second-stage Pokémon. He evolved from Eddie Munster, and will then evolve into the muppet Statler. I’m not sure why you keep questioning it.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
“Get Out” (2017)
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
BREAKING: GOP-controlled education boards require schools to refer to students as “apostles” and cap each class at twelve
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Class lessons in new Bible-infused curriculum for public schools: - Adam and Eve discovered gravity when an apple fell from the tree of knowledge and hit them on the head - Rabbits are the only mammal that lay eggs, often colorful - Moses issued Emancipation Proclamation to free slaves [cont.]
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Broadcasts in the US are always promoted in Eastern Standard Time, but we should switch it up and do Pacific Standard Time for a while, so everyone else has to do math to find out when to tune in.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Called it! Number was 3. Will miss Colbert’s show a lot.
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Time for govt-mandated vasectomies. And if a woman gives consent to be impregnated, the man can go to court to ask a judge if his vasectomy can be reversed temporarily. (But it’s only on a case-by-case basis — can’t just be letting men run wild.)
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Dr. John Hammond resurrecting America’s extinct system of checks and balances for a theme park on Isla Nublar
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President 104 Archived @potus104archive.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Possible hot take: Republican Party will soon go by the wayside, and the Democratic Party will split into two, with the moderate Dem wing becoming the new Republican Party, and the progressive Dem wing becoming the new Democratic Party.
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