Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026suddenly obsessed with and constantly craving a turkey sandwich on a bagel with lettuce tomato cucumber and so much MAYO 010
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026we had barbie then brat…i think we need something orange this summer 000
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026My fat dyke beach crew group chat is recommending this bogo swim sale from a brand that’s discontinuing its swim stuff anyway if this is relevant to you here you go superfithero.com/collections/...superfithero.comPlus size women's swimwearSuperfit Hero Plus Size Swim Collection is finally here in sizes L-7X! Designed exclusively for plus size swimmers and water sport athletes, these swim separates are designed to stay put and move with... 020
Reposted by Carlkitch 💗 @kitchannette.bsky.social · 27/05/2026also for summer sharing this resource - if you make less than $46,900 a year or are on SNAP or Medicaid you qualify for a $5 year divy bike membership with FREE UNLOCKS / UP TO A 45 MIN RIDE (once you are close just lock and unlock a new one if you have to go farther) divvybikes.com/pricing/d4e 03022
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026my surgery buddy — and longest time friend in chicago btw !! <3 @mushysmush.bsky.social 070
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I won’t be able to lift more than 15lb for two weeks after my upcoming sinus surgery so we weighed the cats and guess who is 14.4lb 1131
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026gas prices are so high they should throw in my lil diet coke for free 030
Reposted by CarlNO OBEYANCE IN ADVANCE @kafearless.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Link to a story on this subject: www.washingtonpost.com/climate-solu...washingtonpost.comParis said au revoir to cars. Air pollution maps reveal a dramatic change.Air pollution fell substantially as the city restricted car traffic and made way for parks and bike lanes. 231970
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026A 5th grader gave me this Lorax they drew and then we planted a tree together 🌳 Happy Arbor Day!! 181
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026anyone ever rimmed your nostril in a makeout?? only happened to me once a long time ago…maybe some florida freak shit idk 000
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026do u guys think it’s either bad for my dildos or disrespectful to my roommate if i run them thru the dishwasher?? 200
Reposted by CarlSwapna Krishna @swapnakrishna.com · 07/04/2026And here’s the eclipse photo from Artemis II. I am in tears. 3354191176
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026HUGE moment for Mush & Guppy today! For 4 years Gup has had a strong fear of/disdain for Mush due to unknown and private reasons (probably dog related gup does NOT fuck w dogs). For the first time ever Gup came up to say hi and rub on him today 🤩 so proud of Gup’s big bravery and opening his heart 😂 280
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026getting back to knitting after a few months break bc i was having too much wrist and elbow pain but i love to knit it’s just so satisfying and now im close to finishing this sock :)) 030
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026got out of the shower this morning and Gwen screamed at me until I let her run all over my damp body. I’ve created a monster 141
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026went to t4t nite at j*ckh*mer a few weeks ago where they had a bucket at the door of nametags with non binary names….thought i was gonna pull a name I would hate but then I actually got a perfect one 250
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026HAPPY BDAY BROOOO ily!!! You’re my longest friend in Chicago and I love the many versions of us we’ve been together 🧡 Cheers to you and being 32 I think you’re the best yet and I hope you have a fab year ahead!! @mushysmush.bsky.social 170
Reposted by CarlChicago Drag Base @chicagodragbase.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Happy Birthday @mushysmush.bsky.social 💜 0298
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026idk what i just walked in on but I love when they are messing around with each other hehe 030
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026It really was after about 5 years on T that I was like heyyy I think it’s working! 040
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I would’ve hated myself so much if i had sat on the wrong side of this amtrak train. Me and my half are enjoying a marvelous sunset and the other side gets what? nothing. 000
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026the arena they play luge being called the “sliding center” is so beautiful to me 000
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026This is Kira. She held toes with me while I cooked chicken tonight 020
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I took my mom to the new gay bookstore in my hometown but then she asked me to explain to her the sticker that said “daddy on board” 😭 020
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026TSA threw away my hummus bc a computer said it was a “dough-like” substance 😢 010
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026After a few months away (busy being a faggot) I’m so back to being a dyke 010
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026It’s been almost 4 years since I legally changed my name and I have just accepted it will be a lifelong project of updating things. I was at peace with this until now reading a message from comed that I will need to fax my name change docs in to them. I’m a millennial but sending a FAX?! omg 📠 020
Reposted by CarlRead the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 08/01/2026The abolition of ICE is now the bare minimum. The execution of Renee Nicole Good lays bare the necessity of a full reckoning with the systems of violence and oppression. These structures are beyond reform, they require revolution. www.jphilll.com/p/abolish-ic...jphilll.comAbolish ICE is just the beginningFor Renee Nicole Good, we need a revolution. 025061
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026my roommate got the cats this wacky little mouse that zooms around the house 020
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026so I made braised chickpeas with zucchini, pesto & ricotta. Roasted carrots with lentils and yogurt and lemon vinaigrette. plus a spinach butternut pasta bake :) 010
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026i’m gonna get home from my walk, take an edible, put on drag traitors while i clean my kitchen and cook dinner for my friends. perfect sunday!! 010
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026just did the “See you next year! bit to my cat. he was unimpressed 010
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025i’ve been doing really awesome at buying a ton of vegetables and eating every last one of them. Something i’ve never unlocked quite like this before! Going home w a backpack full of veggies from devon market knowing they’re all going in my tummy is the best mmm mmm mmm 050
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025me: gorgeous seattle neighborhood trail wow this is magic also me: hungover, on 3 hrs of sleep, clawing up this mountain to get to the bus stop af 120
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025beware riders, my understanding is the red line is not running north of belmont right now (northbound OR southbound) 000
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Put on a nice outfit to go see a new doctor in an attempt for them to see me as anything other than fat 🙃 wish me luck 010
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025rly hope they put on spongebob big guy at the ice rink today 000
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025omg my roommate is out of town for two weeks so I’m about to clean this place top to bottom then sit in my clean house like this 030
Carl @potatocowboy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025whatttt just learned that the purple and green of a pigeons neck are made by the shape of the feathers themselves and not any pigment 😲 000
