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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I used to travel to the twin cities for work a lot and the vibe is the most like Seattle of any I've been to, just flat. It's a great place.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I've never been to massachusetts, but from my perspective but matt seems like he's too energetic to be from there
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
*he-man hippie/punk meme*
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
always buy the extended 16 year warranty from the craigslist guy you buy your car from
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
at best it's a slush fund
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
because that day has come today
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Give me an old hockey bag or give me death.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The Baileys have been running a bunch of errands today, I'm sure they'll catch him up to speed when they're home.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
people hiking with dogs tens to be way better about this than people who take their dogs to city parks
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
oh hell yeah
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
josh broken, please, you need to go to hopital
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Hm...how far back do they count?
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I have a friend whose coworker took up smoking in his 30s because "it looks cool".
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
this is the most enumclaw anyone's ever been
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Where I live these local and county jobs have *a lot* of applicants, and are consequently hard to get.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Now to convince Jerome Boateng to come out of retirement.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
it's so weird how the physical, moving your limbs stuff is clearly iterative, and the internal brain stuff seems so spontaneous
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
take that AI
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Yep, it's all nostalgia.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Seattle has a giant pit of rubble directly across the street from city hall that's been there like 20 years.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
my mom talks about how *chehalis* had a department store christmas setup like this when she was a kid.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
it was brian, not a kid i knew that well. maybe this is just one of those "my uncle works at nintendo" stories
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
lol, there was a kid in my high school with the exact same story
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
hell yeah, drinking in a les scwab, finally a new zeke album!
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I have no particular talents, but my grandma was born in Moosejaw. C'mon, let me in.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
for every uncessarsry, florid word she writes she loses one eyebrow hair
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
The vice-vice president, he's so tiny and dumb, can only grow half a beard.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
always standing, lifting, constant short sprints as they try to run away, no time to eat. i lost ~15-20 pounds after each of our kids, can't imagine the compounding factor of two at once
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
there's no better weight loss regime than toddler wrangling
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
i come from a very evangelical family, unfortunately, and they were 100% NIV. maybe things have changed, but I think that's considered the true version.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Are those the miso onions?
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
No team that moves to three cities can ever truly succeed (Cardinals, Raiders).
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
his football player hamburger piles was the only thing that compares
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
snapdoodle toys in seattle has that. i've seen it at a few different independent toy stores
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
they really want to watch a bruce lee movie
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Yeah, she was modeling at 5. Real stage parent problems here.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
knower rules
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
These people really need to have kids but also definitely should never have kids.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I still see kids with Sounders stuff, but I do suspect the Apple deal could be really detrimental to growing the league with kids. The games mostly start later than they used to, fewer afternoon games, and they aren't on TV anymore.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
100%
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
The flight problems are the only ones they might personally experience.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
He really wants a reason to use the insurrection act.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Yeah, but on the other hand senators love taking flights for vacation.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
just history's greatest losers
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
100% chance he was getting himself the hell away from a miasma
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
flesh this out a bit, put it up on azlyrics as a guided by voices song, and no one would question it
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Tye A is very similar to Adam Moffat's signature.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
let them eat AI hallucinations
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Clear evidence you're dealing with a Dumb Guy.
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postureduck.bsky.social @postureduck.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
you wind up with names like this, i feel like transit assault might be inevitable
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