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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 11h

Congratulations to the incoming press secretary on her first day on the job.

A photo of the Tesco lettuce that outlasted Liz Truss.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I'm not certain what I'm going to use this for, but I just know it'll come in handy.

A scruffy man stares at the camera and declares, "because the world is full of idiots and we don't deserve nice things".

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It could get you on Joe Rogan's show, however.

A split screen image of Mel Gibson and Toe Rogan together in Rogan's studio. Gibson has a particularly deranged grin while Rogan chuckles like an idiot.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I desire no forgiveness from a cabal of rapist pedophiles, nor do I have any to offer. Vote like your lives depend on it.

A headline from Time. It reads, "At San Antonio Rally, Trump Warns He'll "Never Forgive" Texas if Talarico Wins".

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One down. Don't think this pace will hold up, though.

A photo of the book Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have seven days to read all four of these without compromising my normal schedule. Is such a thing possible?

The first four books in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series, arranged in a tastefully messy pile on top of a pinewood desk and its accompanying laptop.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My dude went to the barber and asked "have you ever seen a dust bunny that collected stove grease for 20 years?".

Columnist and regular rape defender Michael Tracey looking like a photograph you can smell.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Okay, but the guy Tracey was trying to fight was this man. Acosta might be giving up 20 years in age, I still have him winning the fight 1000 times out of 1000.

Jim Acosta, looking in pretty good shape for a guy in his mid-50s.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's NHL opening day! I hope you remembered to leave chiclets out for Brent Burns.

NHLer Brent Burns looking like a wild man with shaggy hair and unkempt beard, smiling and displaying his missing teeth.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

See also: "computer building go brrrrrrrr".

A tweet about a farmer switching parties because he's mad at data centers.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"Don't fall asleep. Don't. Fall. Asleep.'

A closeup of Reagan(?)'s face, the uncanny, featureless eyes nevertheless boring into your soul.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Congratulations to Mitch McConnell on his return to the Senate.

A still of Mason Verger from Hannibal (2001). Or perhaps Mitch McConnell. Hard to tell, the resemblance is uncanny.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Definitely noticed a lot fewer reactionaries calling things "clown shoes" since these started dropping.

A glamour shot of Marco Rubio's foot looking like he stole his dad's Walmart oxfords. I'm unclear on whether he actually had the ability to walk in them.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Republicans really cannot stop forcing their way into children's pants.

Jorkin Dapenus Vance wearing suit pants that are comically, insanely, ridiculously short. As he sits, the hem rises so absurdly high that you see the flesh of his chicken legs peeking out over the top of his high socks. Whoever dressed this weirdo deserves jail time.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Tremendous things are happening in Dallas.

A screenshot from Downdetector showing a huge spike in reported Grindr outages in Dallas immediately after the RNC jumbotron displayed Hassan's buff socialist thirst trap.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm not making any accusations here, but I hope someone is able to get ahold of Tatami Fightwear and Tom Hardy and explain to them why using the skull and crossbones and lightning bolts together in a logo is a very bad look.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

A modest proposal for all 2028 presidential candidates.

A screenshot of a map in which the body of water next to Mar-a-Lago has been changed to "Epstein Files Lagoon".

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Today, September 5, 2026, we commemorate the sixth anniversary of the sacrifice by those brave Texas patriots who fought and lost defending our country in the Battle of Lake Travis. Freedom isn't free. 🫡

Where does one begin to describe the solemnity of this image? It shows a boat bedecked in the Trump 2020 battle standard being swamped by the forces of perfidious Neptune before it succumbs to the waves. It continues to give an account of the statistics of the battle, detailing a complete victory for the lake and a crushing defeat for the Texas MAGA faithful. Despite their valiant efforts, Lake Travis suffered zero casualties and won a decisive victory against Boaters for Trump.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

🔫😠 TELL REY SHE IS A GOOD KITTY RIGHT TF NOW

A very small black cat looks expectantly at the camera, knowing the person holding it has access to her treat box.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I am informed that these two books together contain the sum of all possible knowledge.

The book What They Teach You at Harvard Business School

The book What They Don't Teach You at Harvard Business School

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Those Canadians get things done quickly, though, don't they?

A screenshot of Google Maps in which Lake Superior is renamed Lake Epstein Files.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I'm told to be wary of the Red Green Alliance, but I think they prefer to be called Possum Lodge.

A photo of the cast of The Red Green Show, which ran on Canadian television for 300 episodes from 1992-2006.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It seems pretty obvious that every one of these bots needs to come with a big red kill button. We do it with every other piece of dangerous machinery, but for some reason these are exempt.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

People are saying Paxton has no plan for affordability. This is not true. In fact, Paxton has extremely detailed plans on how he will afford his sixteenth house and European vacations with his mistresses as Texas burns.

A headline from Houston Public media. It reads, "Ken Paxton touts economic plan, bashes Senate race rival James Talarico at Houston rally". There is a subhed, but it doesn't especially matter to this joke. Link to the piece included in a followup skeet.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Trying and utterly failing to think of anything more American than the Freeport, Texas police department's autism awareness humvee.

A Freeport PD officer steps out of a white humvee emblazoned with rainbow puzzle pieces and the words "Until all pieces fit". The aftermarket custom wheels are also painted with rainbows, presumably so that the public can tell how aware the police are as they shoot an unarmed autistic child for not properly following instructions.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Even Mike Pillow is getting in on the America hate! Here is a really super for real image of a pillow he's selling that shows Trump and Epstein together!

A screenshot of the Michael Pillow site with the infamous Trump-Epstein party photo crudely photoshopped onto one of the pillows.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

And look, here's Mastercard explicitly endorsing a (custom) image of Piss Christ! How blasphemous!

A screenshot of Mastercard's gift card customization tool that features an image of Andres Serrano's extremely controversial work, "Piss Christ".

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

As long as the fundamentalists are freaking out about Coca Cola, we might as well share with them some other companies that want to destroy our way of life. Hey, did you know that Uline hates America? Look at this design I found them selling!

A custom hard hat design made on Uline's design generator. It reads "Jesus Raped My Dog".

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Watching Mike Lindell do exactly what we thought he would like

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

If you are curious about why JesusTok is mad at Coca-Cola, you needn't bother. You can get the same effect by looking at this photo and then move on with your life.

Meme of the kid lying on the ground with a boot on his head before the camera pulls back to reveal that he's holding the boot on his own head and laughing.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Please enjoy this terrible Photoshop for which not a single electron of genAI was used.

A cutaway of a vending cart over which is badly superimposed an image of Saddam Hussein's spider hole, demonstrating how Donald Trump snuck off of Air Force One while hidden under a pile of glizzies and ketchup.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I, for one am excited for Miss White's future. She can take the hormones, do the counseling, have the surgery, and end up with the exact same stat line in the WNBA as she had in the MNBA.

The career stat line for Royce White, showing zero points, zero rebounds, zero assists, and a shooting percentage of zero point zero.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The tactical baby carrier will never not be hilariously cringe to me. Sir, you are wearing your child as a bullet sponge.

A photo of a man with a coyote brown tactical papoose standing next to a matching diaper bag, as though he is a hardened warfighter going to battle with a bag full of baby turds.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Colonel Hathi 'bout to shank a motherfucker.

A photo of the only (to my knowledge) surviving elephant armor in the world.

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