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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived)

@possibleprophet.bsky.social
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Perpetually perturbed possible prophet AuDHD/Neurospicy Can’t tell if I’m really like this or still masking 20+ years married to my best friend Parent of two teens Future inventor of the Empathy Stick

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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have to imagine that when I completely change out the litter, my cats must have a moment of pure joy when they encounter it.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Idea: Non-binary shroud.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I wish my brain would let me enjoy myself. No responsibilities I need to take care of. Plenty of free time. But no, I sit here all muddled and unable to actually do anything fun.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Hot take: Men who refuse to go down on women but still want head are just afraid to find out that their dick game is lacking. I mean, what if she likes their tongue action more?!
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Whenever reading about anyone complaining of woke things in media, like the race of an actor portraying a fictional character, I always replace those who complain with the phrase “whiny bitches”.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Oh look. The Ides of March. What to do to celebrate this historical date…
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Would it be illegal to raise pledges to pay the family of those who commit certain crimes, or just unethical? Like, not even raising money, just the promise that people will give a certain amount of money to those left behind? Trying to game out real world fallout of this kind of system for a book.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
If I had a vending machine, for whatever reason, I would stock it with the weirdest snacks I could find. Don’t want anybody having an easy time making a decision.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I have no doubt in my mind that he will pardon the murderer. Maybe not now, but eventually, all to show that he is giving them permission to murder more people.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
So frustrating that I am filled with the burning desire to be active in the world while also scared of interacting directly with others.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Always a stray thought away from an anxiety attack…
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Everyday migraine.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Never not always be silently screaming at the world in your mind.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Bonded brothers from different litters
Two kittens cuddling
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
It says everything about the two parties how people react to the possibility of a Nazi-adjacent tattoo. On the one hand, we have a candidate apologizing and promising to remove it. On the other, we have the self-styled “Secretary of War” who still has his.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
We are sorry to announce that we have to ration the amount of time you have to scream into the void so as not to fill it beyond its capacity to endure.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Told my wife days ago I expect Hegseth to speak in front of a giant US flag à la Patton. He is so fucking predictable.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
In the spirit of the very same logic Charlie Kirk used to support his agenda, this is what happens when you drop out of community college.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The drawing is also clearly a pre-pubescent girl.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I really shouldn’t be surprised how easily a little bit of sun gives me a migraine.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Ya, but I have an expensive bottle of champaign just waiting for his death to be confirmed.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Scenario 3: He dies. Natural causes. They hide the body, use old footage to claim he still lives. They then say he was called up to heaven, to govern the country forevermore from there.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Scenario 2: He dies. Natural causes. They skin his corpse and make a poorly made replacement dummy. Most don’t notice. Those who do are accused of TDS. Those in power continue their agenda, cause he only ever was a figurehead.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Scenario 1: He dies. Natural causes. Without the unifying force of his mere existence, the GOP fractures. No one is able to take his place.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
When the internal screaming and tinnitus merge into one ringing wave of overwhelm.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
How dare one declare to love truth yet lie, knowing that the very falsehood of that declaration is the pillar they base their support on. House of lies and all that.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I can’t quite describe the fury that settled in my soul the first time I became aware that some people were capable of hypocritically using professed truths or beliefs against others. For example, declaring adherence to a religion of love and forgiveness but pushing politically for the opposite.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Personally pet peeve: Small cats have slit eyes, large cats have round eyes. Therefore catgirls/boys should have round eyes.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Alternate caption: The trap was surprisingly effective.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
There has to be a term for this, which seems related to the Streisand Effect. Calling attention by acting obviously guilty while trying to hide.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
But, this is where fan fiction can provide some relief.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Bot accounts are a particular scourge that I wouldn’t mind being wiped off the face of the internet. At least those whose purpose is malicious.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
That melancholy when you finish a series of books knowing the author died afterward.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Just fucking die already. Put yourself, and the rest of us by extension, out of our misery. On a related note, I bought a special champagne for the after party.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
So, when they start kidnapping active duty military for being foreigners, cause they have already been going after vets, how will the military respond?
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
The guilt of unexpressed rage. The fear that there is no sufficient method of expression that doesn’t also destroy.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Be the karma you want to see in the world.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
We need more hacker collectives. Come on, can’t have cyberpunk dystopia without hackers.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Bought a bottle of expensive champagne to drink when a certain someone finally dies. Hopefully sooner than later, but I will have it on hand for the inevitable eventuality.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I want my own cool, dark cave to hide away from the world in. For when I am having sensory overload or an anxiety attack. And to get away from the heat.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
And even if I couldn’t eat it, I’d use my bones for art purposes.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Mind, I have had the thought that if I lost a leg and I could keep it, I’d try it as that would be the only ethical cannibalism. I wouldn’t seek out the opportunity. This belongs in the same realm of what I’d do if stranded on a deserted island or if I found an unmarked briefcase full of money.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
And here I am nervously chewing my nails.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Doubt.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
“I really want that Nobel Peace Prize and they are being so selfish to keep it away from me!”
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Is anxiety what is keeping me up? Like it’s my skeleton whose disappearance would lead to an internal collapse? Hi, I’m Alex, an autistic blob given human form via the fear of failure.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Honestly all I really want to do is make the world a better place by shocking people out of their preconceptions, a wake of stunned faces trailing behind my works.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Game idea: FPS war game where the PC discovers that an earlier brain injury made them forget they were a trans. They go through the game with the assumption that they are a cis het guy, until too many incidents make them question their self image. Really want it to come as a shock to the player.
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Alex (they/them/actually I'd rather not be perceived) @possibleprophet.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Return to me the desire to complete those stories I was interested in enough to buy in the first place!
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