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@portlyripper.bsky.social
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bet now on polymarket, will Omar be assassinated this calendar year Use code brownshirt
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is the hardest political burn since "you're no Jack Kennedy"
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He looks like two kids in a trench coat
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Grok users gotta go back to undressing children with their minds
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Crazy that the guy who brought Michael Penis to the world is on a John Cazale type run
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He wants an invite to Little St. Albania
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I look like a total jerkoff
AJ Soprano in uniform
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Watching them bend over backwards to work with McConnell and get nothing in return was a great source of frustration. I don't want compromise, I want to pull them apart with horses.
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Could you be any more of a pussy
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hong has had some bad moments but Crowley just seems like a status quo middle of the road corporate dem.
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Fitting that he's wearing orange since he's a fucking traffic cone on defense
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Senator, you are no Bonita Gooch
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
She's not an underage girl, so I guess she's safe
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I just hope everyone has fun, except for AIPAC
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Kronk: Oh Yeah, It's All Coming Together
Alt: Kronk: Oh Yeah, It's All Coming Together
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I just felt the world get lighter
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's insane that 70 would win at a course with that initiation fee and yearly cost. I know it's just bullshit but that's hilarious that -2 would win and I feel that most club championships are multi day events. There's no plus handicapper that could do better than 70 at a 150k membership?
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dude's a fucking pussy who went the easy route after his acting career stalled out at the 6th person to voice a minor character on a kid's cartoon. Funny that this dude loves to crossdress and do whatever this is:
Steven Crowder using a Cat-o-ninetails on rapist Bryan Callen
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He is going to town on the slop right now.
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This was fucking pointless
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Mitch McConnell?
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Ok Nice Grafic
Alt: Ok Nice
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is just practice for what's coming
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"He liked putting from the rough"
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That pool cue, I wonder if it was chalked
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The Shah (Phil Leotardo)
Alt: The Shah (Phil Leotardo)
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Jake Tapper is nose first in Bari Weiss' ass, so he won't see this
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
They're going to send a video of them waving a balloon in front of him
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You're getting clowned, Gucci Mane
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Machine Gun
Alt: Machine Gun
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Gonna be crazy when they cancel or invalidate the elections this year. Just living that "a dog can't play basketball" tweet for the rest of our lives.
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Does anyone actually believe this? Like even the most hardcore fans?
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Hair is getting real thin these days
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is almost as sad as when his mom sold him to Peter Thiel for crack
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I hate this stupid fuck
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Jesus, we're gonna get a coupon for a full body massage out of this
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A big part of right wing discourse is calling people cucks. This is cuck behavior.
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Maybe they'll bring back quaaludes. But it's probably going to internment camps for people on ssris.
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Waiting for this administration to do something above board. That would be newsworthy.
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yeah, that came off wrong. He's a piece of shit. He's also homophobic but these are all positive qualities for UFC and MAGA.
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Hokit is trying to be Strickland, say crazy shit and get attention. It's just Strickland has the excuse of getting raped by his dad
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
He was "not invited" but not banned from the event. Can't stand the guy but he's the only American champ. He's been calling out the Epstein class but also doing some antisemitism.
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
He just got detained at the fight
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The deal is not complete, apparently.
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Robert De Niro as Al Capone with Baseball Bat
Alt: Robert De Niro as Al Capone with Baseball Bat
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Says the guy with the nut duster chin strap beard
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Looking like Al Jolson
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Refs tried their hardest
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Fuck em and fuck Bezos
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portlyripper.bsky.social @portlyripper.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Owner in the Epstein files, coach and QB love a pedo. Players are gonna be coming for his neck, no Kirk.
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