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Fiberista. Sarcasm and profanity aficionado. NJ native living in Utah. geauxtarts.com

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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Happy Friends Cheering
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Dtz Roll1er: I Will Hug Him and Pet Him
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Steve Carell Laughing with Banana
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I see pure contempt.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kinda karmic in a way. And here I thought it would be the unions that would be his brick wall he couldn't deal with.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ooohhh. That'll cost him.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't get why she's anti mamdani. He was pro pali in his 10/7 memo, is there something missed?
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've been doing that for decades. Now I know it has a name.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am going to be adding the no dressing to all of my word salad comments from now on. It's more effective.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Carlin rules to this day. Still very relevant.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Which psychedelics, so I know which not to try.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Never said you couldn't comment. Just need to get down from your high horse. Gen Jones in the house. From NJ where our state bird and state salute are the same hand gesture.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you intend to fix the country by imposing some religious inflected commentary on a complete stranger in someone else's post, that won't work. It will require you to get off your holier than thou ass and vote.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Her victim was brutally tortured and carved into with a knife over a long time period and wasn't given the benefit of being unconscious, she was terrorized and plead for it to stop. Kind of karmic actually.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is this the start of seeing who will give him the best blowjob for replacing alito?
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, he was on a bullhorn on October 8 at the celebratory rallies.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please, now do trump and his spawn!!
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ya, none of them are perfect, I too was pissed at him for that.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ya, I was there too. No accounting for where that money went or if it was repaid either. Just the golden parachutes. One thing different now is the population isnt buying the bs. Tolerance levels for bailouts are in the toilet as far as I'm able to tell. Cross your fingers I'm right.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's the thing, these idiots with billions can bail out their own mistakes. I think if that happens it will be a collosal backlash. We don't need paramount. They can tank or he alone can cover the debt. That's my opinion.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Gay D Gay's Unique Look
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I shall apply like a man. "I have no experience but I'm real willing to learn". That should ensure an immediate hire if I put a dudes name on it. Otherwise, I'd go to Hawaii.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Personally I think him getting caught in a public toilet blowing a dude is a more realistic expectation.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I live in UT currently, but I've missed you guys! (Been following since 2017). Go fuck 'em up!
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reminder: it's all men. Until it's no men.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You left out: Following Stalking Telling me it's just a joke Telling me I'm over reacting Breathing
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do NOT insult the Stooges.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Kate Wyler Says Exactly
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mariachis are aural happiness.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've had tan, black and charcoal gray. Black is the most soothing I've found. Dark colors show dust, but when the coffee or protein shake hits the seat, it doesn't matter the color. The only concern then is cleaning it up before it can smell. You know the smell......
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's gild, not guild. Same pronunciation yet wildly different meanings. Spelling still matters.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shits himself
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Palmervilnius
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He looks like c. Kirk. Less gummy, but the Butthead resemblance is strong.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So. Did you also get agita seeing the mayor hosting dinner for the "refugees"?
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We've always had term limits, in our own hands. It's up to us to stop voting these codgers back time and again. Nobody is forcing anyone to vote them in.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someone's nut blood supply is being cut off by a seam. Ewee.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well that looks like a slice of heaven.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think @darrigomelanie.bsky.social said everything that needs to be said.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
True story. 2024, I get back to Utah after being in NYC for a wedding and after the election. Some giant truck rolls by all decked out in trump flags. I was feeling despair, but when that truck drove by my spirits lifted as I immediately thought, "that'll get repossessed".
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck him and his.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mine was NJ in the late 60s. My skepticism had already begun developing at that point. We NJians start early.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can't remember exactly what my mom tried to BS me with, I think it was like that. I do remember showing her my tooth and asking why the fairy failed
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Inflation is out of control. I got a dime for my teeth. Until I thought the tooth fairy would just know my tooth came out and I didn't notify anyone. Then I got nothing but my tooth still under the pillow.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'll take "what drugs is he on" for $1000 Alex........
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He has never had dignity or integrity. If he's being abused, it couldn't happen to a more deserving cretin. Don't feel sorry for him, he's a gigantic pile of crap.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Four Felons.
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Geauxt Arts dot com @portleesh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reusable bags are the king shizz bag of bags. And plastic bags with zippers linens come in make the best travel toiletry bags. Unless they're the big ones, those are also king shizz bag of bags. For other zippered plastic bags. Yes, I have multiple bags of bags. So I know where to grab a bag.
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