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Luke m

@portalithics.bsky.social
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Illegal fun, under the sun boys

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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My first album as Portalithics will be out in ten days! Here's a video with a version of the fourth track, and I'm actually in this one. I somehow captured a tree falling in the woods nearby in the field recording. #electronicmusic #newage #fieldrecording #creek #nehalemdivide
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just used the Find My Phone app for the first time, just to hear the sound emanating from beneath my dog who is one foot away
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having to take a break from my absolutely dreadful golf session in which i am playing exactly the same as i always do, which isn't that bad! Maybe a mini golf round before hitting the 18
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bassett has a chance to step up in this one, feeling it could be his game for whatever reason! #RCTID
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think Portland wins with a run of play goal from Sophia, and at least one goal involvement from Tordin. Make it happen! #BAONPDX
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm releasing my first album as Portalithics in exactly two weeks, so I'm going to try and drum up a modicum of excitement by posting every day. I'm sure both of my followers here will be thrilled! #electronicmusic #newage #ambient #deepbreakfast
A backlit slab of green and red moss agate with a hard shadow beneath it and a halo above
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wait i get to watch both Thorns AND Timbers games AFTER work and not really overlapping?? Must be a dream! If only both teams could not shit the bed on the same day for once... #BAONPDX #RCTID
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The northern flickers have been extremely on one this week
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, i have my masters The masters:
A vintage red fender musicmaster bass and a cream squier j mascis jazzmaster guitar hang next to each other on a grey unfinished wall
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just had my second best par-3 score (+6) on the 9 hole, can i beat my best on the 18 (+11)??? I think... maybe
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know who can though? Women. ✊💃
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ya ever wonder how, like the lead singer of Slick Shoes is doing, like what's he up to
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Antony up top, SMDH #RCTID
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's likely splitting hairs, especially with my material and release schedule, but I'm trying to decide between CD Baby and DistroKid. I'm familiar with the differences but is either a particularly bad or good company? I'll be opting for permanent streaming, I'm not doing any subscription garbage
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Folks, i just tuned in from work and Nina immediately scored. This one could get ugly, in a good way #BAONPDX
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What's with Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConnaughey trying to Nick Cage themselves
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just thinking how my life's greatest achievement is naming a seasonal espresso soda drink "Mask of the Crantasm"
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
S5e17 of Star Trek: Deep Space 9, Jadzia Dax makes a reference to Jim Carey's "The Mask" (1994)
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Did anyone else not notice as a kid that Kes left Voyager in season 3?
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Okay! We may indeed be cooking here... #BAONPDX
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
9:12 on 9/12
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wild lineup, but I've been missing the start of games recently and maybe that's the problem?? Anyway, excited to see what this motley crew can do together #RCTID
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watching all of Star Trek in chronological order, and I'm thrilled to get to another movie (First Contact) it's been so long
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seeing a lot of Charlie Kirk clips lately, and you know what it would be lovely if someone shot that guy
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
MAN CANNOT LIVE ON EXQUISITE KIMCHI TUNA MELTS ALONE
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'll just leaf this here
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is literally the entire reason the name is good. The Portland Timber would be terrible and super outdated; lemme guess, you hate the Toronto Maple Leafs too? #RCTID
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Needle/haystack analogy: looking for a delivery van in France, "The Lost Station Girls" s1ep #NIAHS
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I keep seeing this post and folks, I hate it. I know it's a joke. But it's not clever or funny or remotely in line with Chara's personality. Flawed/tired premise, bad execution and borderline sexist! I wouldn't care about it at all if it didn't keep creeping into my feed! #RCTID
Screenshot of a bad joke about Diego Chara
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Any result will be welcome, but a cleansheet and a win would go a long way to legitimizing this Timbers squad #RCTID
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nothing against Deyna and i wish her the best success, but this was long overdue. It never clicked in Portland, but it should in the right system. #BAONPDX
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well, 2/3 ain't bad (even though the obvious second PK was not given, it counts) #BAONPDX
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Thorns just hoping to score 15 goals while only allowing 10, let's go WEAVS!! #BAONPDX
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
YOU GUYS #RCTID
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As i was saying
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm at my coffee shop doing what can only be described as "interesting things" so my attention will be, uh, divided. Go trees! #RCTID
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
GOOOOOOOLDEN RAAAAAISINS FILL YOUR EYES
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My wife just called the black bamboo blooming once in its lifetime "attention seeking"
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Forgot there a game tonight and agreed to record some backing vocals for my friends album, so maybe back for second half? Anyway #RCTID
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Found out i can't go to one of my favorite places anymore; end of an area
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cast names on DS9 are s-tier: Nana, Colm, Rene, Armin, Terry, Cirroc, Avery, and more! Voyager has like 4 Bobs and a Kate
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just like i drew it up
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nothing against Calzada, but i must know what Reyna has done to be left out AGAIN. And you have Weaver, Hanks and Turner on the bench over Deyna? I dunno, man. I just dunno. #BAONPDX
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Moons got a little hat on
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The sooner the better #RCTID
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Scotland actually has pretty good salmon! Certainly unparalleled from the PNW, but you could do worse
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There didn't used to be so many dudes named Kai
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Ibrahim Moustafa @ibrahimmoustafa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Portland 🧵
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Luke m @portalithics.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm usually pretty whatever about celebrity deaths, but Dolly was the best and it feels pretty bad
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