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Goodbye, Porpoise Spit

@porpoisespit.bsky.social
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You can’t come in here and threaten brides, I don’t care how unfortunate you are!

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Goodbye, Porpoise Spit @porpoisespit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Beach boy
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Goodbye, Porpoise Spit @porpoisespit.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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Goodbye, Porpoise Spit @porpoisespit.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Heading back to nyc soon
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Goodbye, Porpoise Spit @porpoisespit.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Made in Los Angeles
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Goodbye, Porpoise Spit @porpoisespit.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Everybody keeps posting about twink death and so yes, this was for a long time my profile picture on Buttheads (does anyone remember that? so sad it’s gone forever). 2011.
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Goodbye, Porpoise Spit @porpoisespit.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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Goodbye, Porpoise Spit @porpoisespit.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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Goodbye, Porpoise Spit @porpoisespit.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Just discovered Cucumber and Banana are on Peacock (with all the penises blurred out), time for my annual rewatch and sink into existentialism
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Goodbye, Porpoise Spit @porpoisespit.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
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Goodbye, Porpoise Spit @porpoisespit.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Hmmm
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Goodbye, Porpoise Spit @porpoisespit.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Still don’t understand why we can’t walk ourselves off from nosy Puritan onlookers on here but here are some shorts
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Goodbye, Porpoise Spit @porpoisespit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Yeah, not sure yet how much I want to post given my history of being found out by easily scandalized straight people, so here is a picture of my feet 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Goodbye, Porpoise Spit @porpoisespit.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
As a first post, happy belated birthday, @repeattofade.bsky.social
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