Sign in

Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽

@pornhubdied.bsky.social
10 followers 8 following 167 posts

Just thought I'd evolve and piss everyone off.

PostsRepliesMedia
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 3h
Thank God that's not true.
000
Reposted by Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽
🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Juvenile Barn Owls aprox 8-9 weeks old FIRST DAY out of their nest! Wings are weak and this little one got out and ending up hanging up side down to rest. Parents will feed them for up to 5 weeks now, until they learn to fly and hunt on their own. They live on every continent except Antartica.
21942189
Reposted by Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽
I Love Animals @petsanimals.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hey my names Lucy and I was born with a selfie on my left ear
1126422546
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 21h
Thank God there were never any children killed in Gaza.
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 21h
When you realize a bet Han Solo (my military babysitter, not my Egyptian father) made in my body believing he would become the richest person on earth is why I was targeted for septillion lifetimes... it'll probably be too late. Oh well, that's the kind of luck I've had for a while. - Ada Lovelace
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 22h
Broke. Unhappy. Been ready to move for years. Human trafficking is a crime punishable by up to life in prison. Please help me leave.
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 22h
His past includes stealing from me, his actual mother. He can't buy back that fuck up.
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 22h
Aliens are going to take down all of their drones, instantly.
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 22h
xai in memphis 🦋👌🏼🐬 #hut
000
Reposted by Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽
Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
20480392029
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 22h
yay
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 23h
both are bad. next topic.
000
Reposted by Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 23h
supressing me on any platform is considered a form of human trafficking and election interference; because i am fbi director and former president of the united states who may run in this life
111
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 23h
supressing me on any platform is considered a form of human trafficking and election interference; because i am fbi director and former president of the united states who may run in this life
111
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 23h
elon musk supressing me on x corp is next level pathetic
000
Reposted by Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽
David William Sheridan @dwsheridan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You need to know Cockney rhyming slang
freelang.net
Cockney English dictionary - FREELANG
Cockney-English and English-Cockney dictionary to browse online.
111
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I bet I do it 100x better just waltzing in without even looking at the news.
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Learn the word Sorcerer.
000
Reposted by Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽
Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Please remember to vote! Your voice matters. 🌊
10084642479
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
lmfao and that's why they followed me around to learn info
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
... and for that they are in trouble.
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This puts Elon or Tesla in the hot seat with that favorite 3's a charm bullshit.
010
Reposted by Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
👀 Obama in Mississippi
7141701281
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
all cats become human again, permanently... whew. saved the matrix.
020
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@mjfree.bsky.social turns out i'm god... bye
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
All these shitheads stole my money.
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i'm not but i see your post
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
that's my father, han solo - Mary Magdalene (his mother) @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social we having fun yet?
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i never vote blue... gross!
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
problem is they stole it all from god, their mother
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i am in fact a star... and we have, in fact, done that thing 😂
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
he never said that
100
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🙄
000
Reposted by Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽
KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I love this!
520114862795
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We do not become what we eat. - God
000
Reposted by Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽
Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 13/10/2026
In French high schools, protests give way to students' political awakening
lemonde.fr
In French high schools, protests give way to students' political awakening
On Friday, Rosa-Parks high school's principal tried to 'structure the dialogue' with his students, who both raised issues about timetables and highlighted 'inequalities between suburban schools and those in Paris.' The participants showed their determination to take their demands further than their school.
418859
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
that's not good
010
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
thank god that never happened
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the most romantic scene ever... and she should have left with him and never came back 😂😂😂
000
Reposted by Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽
LindaFly @lindafly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
1014391831
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Rape culture? Not a thing. Bots promoting this shit? Bad bad bad.
000
Reposted by Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽
Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Germany’s Solar Sleeping Pods Are Helping Homeless People Survive Freezing Winter Nights techstartups.com/2026/10/12/g...
techstartups.com
Germany’s Solar Sleeping Pods Are Helping Homeless People Survive Freezing Winter Nights - Tech Startups
Five years after TechStartups first reported on Germany’s futuristic, coffin-like sleeping pods for homeless people, the solar-powered shelters are still helping vulnerable residents survive freezing ...
301226399
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Money Power and Control
010
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Israel did not exist before Egypt. It's in my memories.
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm from the original earth. I'm living proof that Mary Magdalene didn't exist in the beginning. I'm the original Mary Magdalene. And I am NOT Maye. Tired of the lies and the bullshit. I'm evolved. It is a Universe, dumbasses. The Firmament was a firewall that you broke down... 👽🖕🏻✌🏼 🤗🎄👌🏼🐬🦋🤗
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@markkelly4pres.bsky.social I was the first astronaut dude.
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@stegenmodem.bsky.social my favorite place
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
nonsense
100
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@bsky.app i want to be able to tell the algorithm i don't like lgbtq and everything that references that crap isn't on my feed
000
Mary Magdalene 🖕🏻🐬🦋👽 @pornhubdied.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🦋🦋🦋
100