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PorchMage

@porchmage.bsky.social
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MtG Player, FFXIV wannabe raider 🐶🐾🐻 Just another gay bear wannabe streamer? 🐻🐶🔒🐷👅🔑 That’s meeeeeee we’ll figure it all out One day. One step. One level. One Mana Drop. At a time!! 🎙️🎛️🔮🧬

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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aight. So, would anyone or would it be worth putting it out there looking for sponsor on getting fat? 😍 Patreon? Amazon WishList? What are the things?
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Kygen @kygen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Plump Pastures (Pages 5-6) #KygenComics Comic series for @djfatshepherd.bsky.social!
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DevLev Echoverse Observer @levdev.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My critique of Codie design withstanding...the Japanese Showcase is cool as hell
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 15/09/2026
Calla announce 'De Facto,' their first new album in 19 years — hear "Paralyzed"
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Calla Announce First New Album In 19 Years 'De Facto': Hear "Paralyzed"
Calla are back. In 2024, the NYC indie rockers shared “Pick Your Battles,” their first music since their 2007 LP Strength In Numbers. Since then, they’ve put out a bunch of songs: “Killer On The Rampa...
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bad to worse? Sure! Universe says you can take it. And if you can’t? Oh well.
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ugh. Trying to put the smile back on my face! It’s just hard. I’m standing in my own way of things instead of taking charge and fixing it. New day. New month. New start to how my days get approached. Especially with work and socializing. I wanna play some physical card touching magic!!
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The continued masking and trying to understand just zaps it all out of me. Slowly but surely figuring things out, but progress is being made. Work weekended so badly with a short week next week, hopefully I didn’t do so badly to make that week even shorter 😖😖😖😖
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The anthem of my days lately!
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
GORGEOUS dice!!
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
SUCH a fun band! Music is amazing! Live is the funnest experience!!
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Slowly getting out of the dark and getting into the light. I have a lot to work through, but September is gonna be a month of a lot of change and growth with some reborn feelings in October with some resets and restarts. Getting a time table together folks!! More to come!
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So what you’re saying is that you don’t know that you can deal with my change? The change we started together to be better for ourselves along with being better for the people we love. I’m working through understanding my adult AuDHD, and you’re like, nah?
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What are some good places to live in Portland? General areas? Or even how it goes living there?
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’m just pissed. BUT it’s a kind of pissed that I know is a bit on the ridiculous side because who can change someone? Me? You? Nope. Them. They can only change themselves. Only they can make the decision to change, to be different.
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oof! This weekend. Had some banger times (is that the right use? Like it’s a good thing?) saw some old friends, had some weird times similar to old, and had some new times that were even further eye opening. Wouch!! (New term) inquire if you do not know 🤔📖
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I just did one of the WORST overviews of a project in my life. My depression is not letting me get out of my own way. I am not remembering anything. I just want to be left alone to do my work. But I’m too new and don’t know our systems well enough yet. But I have to ask questions to learn?? 🫩🫩🫩🫩
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Who wants to help me figure some of this shit out? I love Magic, I love FFXIV. I wanna stream/podcast/enjoy the community. My channel will be called PorchMagic! I will be the Porch Mage enjoying his pipe out on the porch, playing magic with the pod, etc… thoughts?!
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Birds of Paradise @birdsofmtg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
🐦INTRODUCING THE BIRDS OF PARADISE GRANT PROGRAM🐦 Applications open July 25th - August 8th 2026, with selections made and grants disbursed the following week. For complete information: www.birdsofmtg.com/grants We're thrilled to be offering these to give back some of the love that's poured in 💕
BIRDS OF PARADISE GRANT PROGRAM

What is the purpose of the grants? Our mission is to foster a sense of belonging by creating welcoming and inclusive spaces for everyone to gather and play. These grants make valuable networking opportunities more accessible.

What are they for? We encourage applications from those marginalized on the basis of race, ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation and/or disability who are 18 years of age or older.

Grant Details: We currently have funding to provide four $250 Storm Crow grants. BOP! offers this grant in batches of four with one going to a recipient in each of the following categories:
Artists and Alterists
Content Creators and Writers
Competitive Players
Community Organizers

When and where to apply! Applications open July 25th - August 8th 2026, with applications selected and grants disbursed the following week. Apply at https://www.birdsofmtg.com/grants
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Is pre release this weekend?! 😖😖😖 Need monies. #deadassbroke
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
HUMP day! Ready for the weekend? I am! Though I don’t want to do what is currently planned for Saturday. BUT, got a new toy I’m dying to play with! #drdabber
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I need a clean up! Ignore my #anxietybeard #haircut
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Thursday!! Almost Friday! The week has gotten better but kinda worse, BUT!!! I think I feel like I now know what is going to happen. So that can be prepped for, and whether it does or not, there will be a good setup!!
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Tuesday! Will be the better day. Well, this will be talked about! That’s fun right? 🤣
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Nose Stuck in a Book Blog @nsiabblog.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I feel attacked #booksky
You’re doing a lot of scrolling for someone who has a book to read
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Why does it have to feel so bad? So lonely. So just “the end”. Frozen in where I am standing. Paralyzed. Time is moving around me. This fear. This dark. This alone. It won’t go away. Even with the help of the brightest light ever it won’t stay gone.
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sunday Sunday Sunday. It’s funny the nostalgia just that word said 3 times in a row brings. Similarly to Beetlejuice! Haha. This is going to be a work week of constant things to do and get to for presenting case studies and proof of concept builds. Let’s do a lil prep today
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is too funny. Glad there is some accountability(ish).
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Tuesday do you say?! A day that had its whole schedule mapped out, including multiple therapy sessions. All sessions cancelled for today. Welp. My ability to function emotionally today is gonna suck. BUT, I’ll be able to put my head down and get LOADS of work done. 🤣🤣😵‍💫😵‍💫🫠🫠😖😖
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Aight. Got a friend helping with the rebranding! Gonna get a whole new thing together that’s gonna hit not just the right spots but the right BUTTONS!! We are gonna be rocking out the new chair to see what it’s all about on this new PORCH Magic soon to come!
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Monday is it? Or just another day? Working remote feels like working every day. You HAVE to make time to be free of all that could be work to just let it go. Sometimes you can do that, sometimes there are career paths where that’s just not an option. Bummer
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Aight. Been having some REALLY fun conversations lately about what the future is gonna look like. For me. For my husband. For us. It’s ALOT. BUT, I am so excited about some of the different things. Gonna be a bumpy road, BUT here it starts!!!! #movingonup #muzzleremoved
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just a friendly reminder that you’re not being “unreasonable” if you wish to pull a book from a bookshelf and find that it opens a secret door. If anyone tells you otherwise, they were never your friend to begin with.
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Game Developer @gamedeveloper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Union workers establish hardship fund to support devs impacted by layoffs
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Union workers establish hardship fund to support devs impacted by layoffs
Game developers in the United States and Canada will be able to request up to $5,000 through the fund.
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A thunderstorm enhances the reading experience by at least 52%.
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
We don't ask for much. All we really want is a good book, a freshly-baked pastry, a pet sleeping at our feet, and some precedented times.
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IGN @ign.com · 16/06/2026
As Obsession continues to control the box office after its fifth weekend, director Curry Barker has confirmed he has no intention of moving on to a sequel too quickly. bit.ly/4eI9Zqi
OBSESSION DIRECTOR SAYS HE'S IN NO RUSH TO MAKE A SEQUEL
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your desire to have a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, endless cups of tea, a riveting novel, a plate of freshly-baked emotional support scones, and a bookshelf with a rolling ladder doesn’t make you “too needy."
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PorchMage @porchmage.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I LOATHE AI are. Help me get rid of this. Help me find someone to replace it and more.
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