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18+ account! minors dni i will block you. im in my 20s. but saying the exact number would reveal my identity. connoisseur of weird nonhuman smut i write porn about aliens archiveofourown.org/users/popsicleu…

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popsicleufo 🔞 @popsicleufo.bsky.social · 13m
I've decided I'm not going to avoid posting art just because I'm scared someone will recognize me. Like in my pinned post- what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament? If you recognize me from my art on this account, you're the one who came to this account in the first place.
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popsicleufo 🔞 @popsicleufo.bsky.social · 21m
First art I've ever posted on this account- the panel on Blaster's groin inspired me. #valveplug
Blaster and Jazz from G1 of Transformers. Blaster is sprawled, legs wide, open, on the floor. The panel on his crotch has been removed, revealing many many loops of blue and yellow wire spilling out and over the floor.
Jazz, kneeling next to Blaster, has two fingers curled into the open panel hole, and one of the wires is draped over his arm. His other hand is shoved between his own legs.
Blaster has one hand up to his face to keep himself quiet, and one hand grabbing Jazz's ass.
Jazz and Blaster are both blushing, and Jazz's mouth is hanging open.

Dialogue-
J: Primus, baby, you're so hot...
B: Mm! Oh...
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popsicleufo 🔞 @popsicleufo.bsky.social · 5h
im not insane right. blaster looks like he has a visible spike housing right. #valveplug and the thing is i looked at his toy to make sure and that thing does not factor into his transformation in any way. you can see the outline protruding but the actual moving piece is his entire pelvis
Blaster's model from the G1 cartoon. He has a panel on his pelvis. It's placed low on the front, in between his thighs.The original G1 toy of Blaster. The pelvic panel from the cartoon model is visibly not a moving part- instead, it is just a slightly protruding square bump on his pelvis.
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Bigbread @cupigthedum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Twiddling my thumbs (*´ノ∀`*)
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Gay Ceph Salad 🤖🔞 @gaysidesalad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think people underestimate just HOW diabolical the size diff between Jazz and Blaster actually is
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rito🔞 @fuccerito.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
no pranking the boss, scavengers!! #valveplug
Krok from MTMTE looking angrily / embarrassed and blushing at the viewer with one hand covering his JUNK. Presumably his panel has been stolen by his crew. He is saying “Spinister. Give me my panel back. Now.”
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owie!🔞 @0wie.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
idw constructicons were so badly sloppified and made into mindless zero personality goons, like even while i love constructiprowl i seethe over how badly they are written in the canon “relationship” w/ prowl. it has potential but instead the writers got lazy and made the structies all act the same
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🐻Yvzi @yvziyvzi.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
#maccadams
A re-drawn panel from Tails Gets Trolled.
A poorly drawn, upset, Bonecrusher  saying: 
I'm SO mad. im gonna have sex with my 5 husbands so i wont be so mad
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rito🔞 @fuccerito.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
autobot sex ed, aka a course everyone has to repeat once a year
six panel comic of ratchet from transformers giving a sex ed class. The first few panels show two unnamed bots touching each other, and dipping into vents to pull out wires. Ratchet pauses it, and you see a room full of blushing autobots. 

Ratchet: okay, what did these bots do wrong?

Ratchet: …anyone. Come on, you know this.

In the last panel, a cartoon rodimus shyly raises his hand and says: “um…they pulled on the wires..”

Ratchet confirms, yelling “THEY PULLED ON THE WIRES!!”
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SecretAleciosun 🔞 @secretaleciosun.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Aerial refueling #valveplug
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popsicleufo 🔞 @popsicleufo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
cyberworld jazz LOOKS cute and ngl jazzwave tentacle porn stemming from it WOULD be hot... except cyberworld jazz is voiced by a nonblack guy doing a shitty fake accent to "sound black" and even when looking at fanart, remembering the sheer racism of that casting decision kills my enthusiasm.
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🔞 screamer? i hardly know her @vileknight.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i let him in + tied him up for u #valveplug (hbd!!! 🎉🎂)
rumble, ass up and tangled in his own tapes (complete with a bow), his array panel is open and his t-dick out. he has a nosebleed and looks toward the viewer blushing, "ey! you're here! gimme a hand would ya? i'm kinda desperate.."
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rito🔞 @fuccerito.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
first aid’s guide to safe interfacing aka his nursing blog, part 2 #valveplug
A comic illustrating first aid’s nursing blog.

hey TBC (the big conversation aka robot Reddit), first aid here with another week of interfacing do’s and don’t’s! This was a rough week on the lost light.

#1: DO: if you are actively interfacing, get tested regularly. rodimus stands with first aid getting scanned. first aid: it’s a virus. rodimus: oh I thought that burning feeling was just like, you know, flame powers idk. first aid: it’s not flame powers.

#2: DON’T: take inspiration from organic Internet forums. swerve has his back turned to a microwave and various ingredients and looks worried, comming “hey aid, you do house calls?” below him is a screenshot of a Reddit post about a user getting their dick stuck in a tube of mini m&ms.

#3: DO: remember your spark is your vital source of energy! If you’re sick, don’t involve it in interface! pipes coughs and tells a worried riptide that he wouldn’t have changed a thing.

#4: DON’T: flirt with your providers, even if you’re conjunxed to them - you are not alone. first aid is shown taking notes while behind a curtain, drift and ratchet flirt. first aid: you know I have to scribe all this, right?

#5: DO: transform away any extraneous or incompatible kibble before interface - 8 in 10 cybertronians have gotten stuck at least once. first aid says “hold still…” as he pries apart the wings/back kibble of an embarrassed nautica and brainstorm.

first aid ends by typing: that’s all this week! as always, feel free to reply with any questions - 8 answer the ones posted with wreckers pics first. stay freaky, F.A. <3
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rito🔞 @fuccerito.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
first aid’s guide to safe interfacing aka his nursing blog #valveplug
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better on tumblr (@archie-sunshine) @archie-sunshine.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Tangled mess. #Megatron
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🔞 screamer? i hardly know her @vileknight.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
🥤tape tugging request fill- uh expect more of this bc its extremely good #valveplug
rumble straddles skywarp's leg, warp's fingers graze his throbbing node below his freed spike. rumble's vocals are static-y, "fr-frag-guh-fuck, warp-fuck me fuck me f-fuuuck"
his chest panel is transformed away revealing his tape reels and strings of tape coming from his lower chest which warp has messily fisted in his non-occupied servo.continuation. warp buries two of his digits into rumble's valve at the same time yanking hard on the uncoiled tapes. rumble's reels cycle on nothing making a 'chk chk' sound. his spike throbs while he clenches his servos, lubricant dripping from his open intake.
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Q but 🔞 @qwhoopz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
what if soundwave just always had tentacles #valveplug #blasterwave
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rito🔞 @fuccerito.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
they’re team bonding #valveplug
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better on tumblr (@archie-sunshine) @archie-sunshine.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
get those goood vibrations~ #Valveplug #Objectum #Jazzster #BlastJazz #Transformers
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steeloof🔞 @steeloof.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
another scribble... Constructicons overloading Prowl's processor😊😅 #valveplug #constructiprowl
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🔞 screamer? i hardly know her @vileknight.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
for anon who suggested: 'top starscream but he’s torturous about it' ^w^ something something the power capacity discrepancy between a jet and a cassette player.. #valveplug #wireplay
starscream crowds into a sitting soundwave's space, thigh between his legs. both are covered in paint transfers and a series of cables connect starscream's inner thigh to soundwave's abdominal ports. soundwave's hud accepts starscream's power input.
"hehe.. heh, i know you put on a brave face, soundwave; but your soak can only *take* so much..." starscream taunts.
soundwave retorts, "starscream's vocals; irritating."
starscream executes a transmission of 50,000 cybertronic joules into soundwave's system.
"starsc-- VRRK BRRZT" soundwave's system buckles.
"care to repeat that for me, soundwave?" starscream loops a wire through one servo and strokes soundwave's shoulder canon with the other.
a diagram shows soundwave's systems far beyond operational and maximum energy capacity and warns to purge excess energy or risk system overload.
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popsicleufo 🔞 @popsicleufo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
reading or looking at valveplug but every so often i have to pull up the transformers wiki to figure out who the fuck this character is <- hasnt read idw
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rito🔞 @fuccerito.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
soundstar comic comm for anonymous!! #valveplug
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THE MOUTH IS A SEX ORGAN 🔞 @nonpareiloffavor.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
SAD: story that features awesome nonhuman creatures was not made with spec evo perverts in mind
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popsicleufo 🔞 @popsicleufo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
saw something on tumblr that said "suggestive below the cut!!!" and it was tagged with a nonhuman character so i excitedly hit read more... it was a humanization.
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It's Luke! Over Here Now! @ssjspeedracer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Do you want to jerk off to the character or do you want to jerk off to a generic rando cosplaying as the character Get your fuckin head on straight
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It's Luke! Over Here Now! @ssjspeedracer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Brother this pornographic fanart fails to capture the spirit of the character
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popsicleufo 🔞 @popsicleufo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I cant write Tenna... I can't keep my promise... *glooby sigh*
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ル🔞 @squarerootof13.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
#deltaruined
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popsicleufo 🔞 @popsicleufo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I uh. May have promised too mych on this one. I flew too close to the sun. I sat down to write it and realized I have no idea how to write Tenna.
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popsicleufo 🔞 @popsicleufo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
just saw completely uncensored alien sex on pinterest bc it was so weird and alien that pinterest's filters didnt register it as sex. hell yeah.
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Another🩹Tangent —✨COMMS✨OPEN✨ @1ofthetangents.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
To the Tumblr Sexy Man™ 2026 winner (big shocker) #deltaruined #tennasweep
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Rocket 🚀 @0rocketslime0.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Am I just an object to you #tenna #tumblrsexyman2026
"Is that all I am to you? A sexy man? Just another pretty screen? No substance, just a beautiful, stunning, gorgeous, mesmerizing, breathtaking-"
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popsicleufo 🔞 @popsicleufo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
hey folks does anyone have a text dump of tenna's diallogue. i know theres a general deltarune text dump site but i cant pin down twhats tenna adn whats not
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popsicleufo 🔞 @popsicleufo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
huh. tenna won im recovering from a severe mental breakdown so no fic yet itll be a while
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Clown Around Town @angelblood.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
CONGRATS TO TENNA FOR BEING THE NUMBER 1 TUMBLR SEXY MAN 2026!!!!! WE LOVE TV!!!!!! #deltaruined #tennasweep
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I 💟📺 @cheeseslutofficial.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If Tenna wins the tumblr sexyman contest I will absolutely finish this Tenna pin up that I’ve been procrastinating on and maybe even more! www.tumblr.com/mimosa-sexyp...
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耳皿胎゙女-B🔞 @dish-033.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
#deltaruined #tumblrsexyman ↓↓↓VOTE TENNA↓↓↓ www.tumblr.com/mimosa-sexyp...
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owlgrave❋;;🔞 @deqthowl.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
#tennasweep #deltaruined Booty
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Cartoon @lili-the-cartoon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
GO VOTE TENNA!!!! #tenna www.tumblr.com/mimosa-sexyp...
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Post by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 · 1 poll
💬 8817  🔁 29355  ❤️ 37634 · Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
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Ambivo 🔞 @ambivo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I had to cut this up for bsky but ANYWAY YOUR VOTE CAN SAVE A TV’S LIFE!
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popsicleufo 🔞 @popsicleufo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
the best kind of porn to write is the kind where i have at least 3 wikipedia tabs open at any given time. anyways kicking off something for my most recent weird alien biology obsession- which will go on pause for writing tenna if he wins but otherwise--
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popsicleufo 🔞 @popsicleufo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I see I've reached my target audience.
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🔞 Rob 🐝🍉|🔞🐶 @roobee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
TENNA IS WINNING!!!! FUCK EVERYTHING THAT WENT WRONG TODAY NOW I'M HAPPY AGAIN!!!
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freedomconvicted @fconvicted.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#deltaruined i promised to draw this if tenna won a previous round on the Tumblr Sexyman Polls
Tenna in a tastefully nude position asking for people to vote for him
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AG 🔞 Sporadic Kinktober posting @fafoalt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
if ryan "conventionally attractive" gosling wins tumblr sexyman I'm nuking the website. sayonara you weeabo shits.
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nrp @tweekbros.coffee · 14/07/2026
It’s the final push to support Tenna, the all-purpose moemoe TV! The opponents are fearsome bachelors: the cooking prodigy dwarf Senshi, and science teacher Ryland Grace played by that super ikemen Ryan Gosling! It’s the battle between 2D and 3D, humans and non-humans!
Senshi from Dungeon Meshi, Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary and Tenna from Deltarune against each other in Tumblr sexyman contest, with Tenna currently leading
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rio 🦐 strurgling @radicrow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
the thing is that senshi and grace wouldn't really care about winning but tenna would. he'd blow up and kill everyone in the room if he didn't win vote here: www.tumblr.com/mimosa-sexyp...
tumblr sexyman contest 2026 final round contestants senshi from dungeon meshi, ryland grace from project hail mary, mr. ant tenna from deltarune
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LateNightSpecial🔞 @late-night-special.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Go tell the TV how much you love him! He's needy! >_< www.tumblr.com/mimosa-sexyp...
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Post by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 · 1 poll
💬 3055  🔁 14795  ❤️ 20406 · Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
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