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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 17h

the good news is that at any time, you can find and then look at a picture of a duck and very few people can stop you even if they think to. it can not prevent or cease the horrors but it can remind you that there are things other than gargamels and nightmares about

it's a pic of a little yellow baby duck with a red flower on its head like a hat. it's a sunny day and the duck has its tiny little mouth open as if to welcome you to today. the duck is sitting in the hand of a decidedly lucky individual. whoever reads this I hope you find some simple joy in life

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 27/08/2026

finally got busted for running around as Smelly Jockstrap. rip that nerd, meet his brother #warcraft

it's a screenshot from world of warcraft where i am showing off my goblin, who i had to rename from 'jockstrap' to 'undershirt'. he's staring into a fire and his general demeanor, wardrobe choices, and hairstyle make him look like he woke up under a bridge

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 21/06/2026

history shows again and again how nature points out the folly of ma-an GODZILLA be your own godzilla

Two posts, first one's by a person name of caadanboqorada on threads, saying 'anyone wanna go plant endangered native plants that are illegal to remove on the land they want to build data centers?' and a reply from someone going by teaksta replying 'Environmental scientist here. Plant elderberry shrubs Sambucus spp. which are native to North America :) it's illegal to remove them because they provice habitat to Valley Elderberry Longhorn Beetles, which are federally protected by the Endangered Species Act' and then an emoji of a bug. Both these are over a background of what is either the elderberry plant in question, or an unrelated but pretty plant. Hey I hope you're having a good day.

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 18/05/2026

if you find yourself about to send someone a dick pic they did not ask you for, send them this instead! i guarantee you they will be much happier to see this than your piss rifle.

it's a football card of dick butkus, who was playing for the bears at the time. he was a middle linebacker and pretty good at it i guess, i don't really know, i don't follow football. i honestly only even know about the dude because his name sounds like dick butt kiss, you know? anyway he looks basically like a regular dude, maybe a little bulkier. brown, hair colored hair, very slightly bulbous nose but otherwise like he just clicked through the character creator with a 'sounds good'. i don't remember if the bears were a good team back then. i know they went through a while when i was a kid where they couldn't win to save their lives, but i assume they got better. maybe they didn't. chicago's one of those cities that has a real defiant underdog kink to it, you know? something about a luckless sports team really calls to that in the soul, which is why the jets still exist. oh, the cleveland browns too, but that's not a case of 'cleveland likes it this way' as much as it is the DIvine punishing cleveland specifically for sins known and unknown. basically just fuck cleveland. i don't know if you've been to ohio but i have and it's like, there's this vibe, you know? there's just this Vibe to the city that just makes it feel like, i don't know, like the place exists if silent hill calls in sick? i can't make it make sense better than that. this was probably way too long of a walk for a 'hee hee hoo him name sound like BUT' sort of joke but i got to shit on ohio for existing so there's that at least. anyway hope you're having a good day, the weather's starting to warm up which gives us all something new and interesting to complain about. look i live in the mountains of new england okay we're literally not able to experience joy without complaining about something. i don't know how many new englanders you've met but we're simply never happy unless we're absolutely miserable. i think it's a holdover from the puritans. anyway say hi to your mom-n-em okay? take care bud!!

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 01/04/2026

Cowards. 'I will only accept criticism if it doesn't use dirty words' is the caitiff's path. You have shamed poster's bushido, and I claim victory.

some nerd reported my comment for being rude, probably between alphabetizing their funkopop collection and ironing their dakimakura. they are weak, far too weak to survive nature red in tooth and claw, and their bloodline will not survive the winter.

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 01/03/2026

hm yes tell me more about the magisters, magister jabroni #wow

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 22/02/2026

vibe preview. my loves you are in for a ride and it's going to be smiles for miles

A bit from the first page of the comic with the text "This comic was produced with the hearty proceeds from a gangland killing." My loves you are in for a ride, and it's gonna be smiles for miles.

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 22/12/2025

I didn't make this but gdi i was trying to Poast more often than i post. but. be the friendly monster you always wanted to be on sesame street

it's a post to a blog called gean-grey-blog, i think it's tumblr? i don't use it enough to be super familiar with the interface but it looks right. anyway, the post is the following text. I ain't gonna worry about minor typos, i wanna see how fast i can type without lookin at the keys. I promise I'll go back over it and correct anything that interferes with readability, I just get bored filling these out and try to make it a little more fun for myself so i'll definitely do it, and i kinda hope that my japes and monkeyshines aren't too distracting. ANYWAY.

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

okay yeah that's the post. i did okay like. i feel like someone probably would have understood what i typed. but it was fucky enough i figured some of y'all might use screen readers and i don't know how they handle stuff that ain't words like keymash. do they just say it letter by letter? is it something like 'yeah sorry boss i ain't have ANY fuckin clue what they're trying to say.' huh that's actually an interesting question. hey i hope you have a pretty good whatever

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 22/12/2025

i didn't take this photo, I'm poasting it because my last few poasts were accidentally posts instead.

a summer promo circumcision ad featuring Dragonball characters. I don't recognize what country but the text appears to be English and the currency symbol seems? to be an English alphabet capital letter P with a modification, there's a reflection or other visual artifact on it so it's hard to make out. hey are descriptions useful? like I'm just trying to make this sensible to someone who can't see what I'm talking about, right? if it helps, there's a comma in the number. you can get your dick abbreviated for 1,500 moneys. if you want.

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 20/11/2025

dear bluesky help me do my job. people keep leaving the basement lights on in my church, and i want to make a new sign asking them to stop doing that. i also want to have some fun with this, and i am in my forties, so that means being as out of touch as possible, for laughs. GOT IDEAS????>>>?????:?

godawful aggregation of word art. it reads "ALERT! HOWDY FAM it's LIT to turn off the lights when you leave !!!!!!!! THANK YOU for turning the lights off when you leave, so i don't have to get more annoying about it' with some clipart and badges around it like GREAT JOB TEAM and GREAT IDEA and NICE. basically i want this to be so virulently uncomfortable to look at that people turn the lights off after themselves so they never have to see it again

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 13/11/2025

watchin @crendor.bsky.social and I'm like, this is void goatse. it even has the little triangular highlight in place of the dude's ring. xal'atath posted hole and I can't stop laughing

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 28/10/2025

There was a sidewalk here. It's gone now.

this is out front of the church i live in slash work at. there's a trench a few inches deep in the places where you would normally expect a sidewalk to be. it would be perfectly understandable for you to expect a sidewalk to be there, because a sidewalk WAS there the last time i looked. can't have SHIT

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 20/09/2025

man why y'all say it that way. makes me feel like I mighta fucked up here

it's a frozen pizza package with a bit where it says TWO AND A HALF FEET OF CHEESE IN CRUST as if I needed more reminders of how far we as a society have fallen from grace

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 11/09/2025

I am fixing up my church which is also a Georgian revival mansion and having a lovely time with the details

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 07/08/2025

that's the trick, really. just keep going. sure it hurts. sure your therapist can't fix everything. sure the meds only help so much. sure you can't even see a future on the horizon most days, and only get glimpses on good ones. just keep going. don't let them win. don't give them the satisfaction.

it's a social media post, i think it's twitter? i ain't calling it the new name, i'm just not, elon can suck my dick so hard my ass cheeks implode and make a sound like denting a saucer sled, DOOMP, i will not call the hell site by the name he picked, fuck that guy clean in half.

Anyway the post is by someone called 'tea with tolkien' and it reads "thinking about how many characters in the lord of the rings ultimately succeed by simply plodding on despite a loss of hope. weighed down by despair and yet not fully drowned. trudging towards the light with their last ounce of strength and will. and in the end, it is enough." because honestly? that's how people work. we kind of lie to ourselves with stuff like houses and the internet and cured meats, we sell ourselves the idea that life should be Easy and Simple and Handled and that everything should be sanitized and triple-washed for your enjoyment and perfect and serene, and the world just plain does not work that way unless you expend a truly disquieting amount of resources, and that's alright because that's okay. things should be hard, and sometimes scary and ugly. that's what gives us the drive to improve. you put the cookie jar on top of the fridge so you have to work just a little bit to get it. you give your car keys to a friend before you drink, so you have that barrier to a Big Mistake that forces you to think. shit sucks. if you're alive, then you almost certainly have at least one way to unzip your pants, turn around, bend over, and suggest to the shitty sucking parts of the world that they are free to kiss your ass. don't just LET the mfs beat you. if they're gonna win, they're gonna win - but make em WORK for it.

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 25/07/2025

I didn't make this. I did eat at pastamania once and it was dire. the noodles were flaccid, the sauce was watery, and it was just, it was sad. they made pasta terrible.

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 23/06/2025

i celebrate because fuck you. i go to festivals because *fuck you*. i show up in ridiculous outfits and shake my ass because there's motherfucks out there trying to tell me i can't, and FUCK YOU. You want me to dial it down a notch, fuckin' come make me. i didn't make the image

it's some text, says "i don't think straight ppl understand that queer ppl celebrating piride in the US this year are up against a growing crowd whose response is "we will kill you". pride might be a party to you, or a festival, or whatever, but for queer ppl it's celebrating life in the face of death"

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 16/06/2025

depicted: the moment at which my immortal soul left my body briefly

Outgoing text message reading "I wish you hadn't sent me a picture of your penis, Dad." and it's just, goddamn, you know? i'm assuming the original poast had alt text, so if you need alt text, you know what's up. goddamn. god DAMN. imagine being that dude. i do not feel bad for him because anyone who sends a picture of his piss rifle to someone without them saying they want to see it is a turd in a hot dog bun. still though just like. what must have been going through his mind. i want to hear him tell this story. i want to be a fly on the wall when he discusses this with his therapist.

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 12/06/2025

the only first impression I am interested in making on fascists and Vichy fascists is this (ty @kcg.bsky.social , it is from he is a good boy)

crange, an acorn, is getting high with the pod people. the Garfield hulk wants crange to bash him in the head with an aluminum bat. the intoxicated acorn assents.

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pope "pope crunch" crunch @popecrunch.blacksky.app · 11/06/2025

see, this is why i completely ignore people whining about how pride events must be kid-friendly as a default. my loves, the first pride was LITERALLY a riot that started when a bunch of people decided to tell a bunch of queers how to dress. We, uh, we said no. With bricks.