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@popctrl.bsky.social
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popctrl.bsky.social @popctrl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
LEAKED Platner/Jackson campaign strategy doc
2 in 1 removable agitator label
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popctrl.bsky.social @popctrl.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I'll take "hung from a tree to give people knowledge" over "let his son get tortured because women ruined paradise by existing" any day
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popctrl.bsky.social @popctrl.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I love late PKD. There's a bit in The Divine Invasion where some of humanity's other gods (Buddha and Odin I think) are basically like "I don't get why Yahweh has to be such a dick all the time". I think about it all the time. It kind of feels like an SMBC comic.
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popctrl.bsky.social @popctrl.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I own a suit but it's pretty moldy and I think that's the exact amount of status I'm trying to have
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popctrl.bsky.social @popctrl.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
A stoner doom song where the riff cuts out, someone says "you know he actually broke his toe when he kicked that helmet?", then the riff comes back but heavier
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popctrl.bsky.social @popctrl.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Finally someone has the courage to say something
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popctrl.bsky.social @popctrl.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
So easy to campaign against, you'd have to be criminally inept to fail
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popctrl.bsky.social @popctrl.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The other night I dreamt I was watching a hockey game between juggalos and king diamonds. At one point the juggalos shot a missile at the king diamond goalie, but the goalie shot a fireball out of his third eye and destroyed the missile.
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popctrl.bsky.social @popctrl.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I'm in the same predicament with my first comment, I'm saving it for something really good Wait fuck
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popctrl.bsky.social @popctrl.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
When I get in a conversation with a conspiracy theorist, I like to just say "bill gates" and see how long it takes for them to notice I haven't said anything else
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