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Pop Cave @popcavee.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Hailey Bieber slams Billboard for ranking Justin Bieber as 8th greatest pop star of the 21st century: "Billboard is a fu*king joke as per usual. How is Kanye ahead of Adele? How is Lady Gaga's demonic ass ahead of Justin? Are they really erasing his 'baby, baby, baby ohhh' era? Nasty work."

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Pop Cave @popcavee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Zayn Malik on the winners of his lookalike contest in New York "Why are fans hosting these random lookalike contests? First Timothée Chalamet who used it as a perfect PR stunt and showed up like a flooz and now this? I don't understand it. There's only one Zayn. I'm him."

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Pop Cave @popcavee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Sabrina Carpenter responds to moms who say her shows are too sexual for kids "I feel like Taylor Swift wouldn't get the same criticism. She could've named her album The Tortured Pussy Department and mothers everywhere would say she's so artistic. Do you actually think Espresso is about coffee?"

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Pop Cave @popcavee.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Mariah Carey shades Ariana Grande in a new Instagram post celebrating the 30th Anniversary of her album, 'Merry Christmas.'

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Pop Cave @popcavee.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Drake shares new selfie with cryptic message

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Pop Cave @popcavee.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Christina Aguilera gave a speech about white girls in pop during Sabrina Caepenter's Short n' Sweet tour in LA: "We love Taylor Swift. She's an absolute icon. She's been doing this for over a decade. But it's a new day. Sabrina and Tate McRae are making white girls cool again."

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Pop Cave @popcavee.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

BREAKING: Bruno Mars and Rosé confirm their relationship after worldwide success of their collaboration, APT.

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Pop Cave @popcavee.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Selena Gomez claps back at people who say her boyfriend, Benny Blanco, doesn't deserve to be on PEOPLE's Sexiest Men Alive 2024 Issue: "I just want to say, beauty is subjective. Benny is beautiful. He's funny. He's charming. He's explorative. He's himself. To me, he's the sexiest man alive."

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Pop Cave @popcavee.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Elon Musk's ex, Grimes, reveals that the Cyber Truck design was inspired by the shape of Elon's body "I was in the design room during the early stages of the project and an employee who now no longer works with Tesla joked that the shape should be a trapezoid and pointed at Elon's oblong stomach."

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Pop Cave @popcavee.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Jake Paul reveals next opponent after Mike Tyson: "People can joke about me fighting raisins all they want but why would I fight someone my age if I get paid the same? That's just not smart business. The next fight? We're looking at Oscar De La Hoya in March. He's 51, but he's a young 51."

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Pop Cave @popcavee.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Cardi B vows to open up the first Stripper University. "It seems like schools wanna prepare you for all these motherf*cking professions, but what about the students with WAPs who don't know where to go? That's why I plan on opening up the school for exotic dancers. Free tuition first semester."

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Pop Cave @popcavee.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Timothée Chalamet on not paying the $500 fine Anthony Po received for organizing a lookalike contest in New York: "You want to look like me, then you ought to pay your own bills like me. I wipe my ass with five-hundred dollars. Take that to the chocolate factory."

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Pop Cave @popcavee.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

BREAKING: Lana Del Rey just sold her $3.8M LA mansion and moved into a trailer park with her husband, Jeremy Dufrene, in Louisiana.

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