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Transfem Shitposter (She/They) Haiiii :3 Not clicker trained

poorlypaidpup.bsky.social @poorlypaidpup.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

To all that see this, This is my Ted Talk Awawawawa barkbark wrff woofwoof, Awoooooooooo And as a final statement I must go now, there is a mailman to chase Thank you

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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

and you call this Yuri on Ice despite the fact it is clearly Yaoi

Superintendent Chalmers skeptically narrows his eyes

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poorlypaidpup.bsky.social @poorlypaidpup.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Wesker? i barely know 'er

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poorlypaidpup.bsky.social @poorlypaidpup.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Yknow what, i dont have that dawg in me. I got that deer in me, as i'm runnin into traffic because OOH STICK!!!

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poorlypaidpup.bsky.social @poorlypaidpup.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Dead by daylight but instead of doing gens i just moan every time the killer hits me

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poorlypaidpup.bsky.social @poorlypaidpup.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

A woman forcing me to eat a caramel covered onion like an apple would fix me, and i dont think you can prove me wrong

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Kat @puzzler995.dev · 30/05/2025

I need a girl to chew on

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Kat @puzzler995.dev · 30/05/2025

I’m stressed. I need a stress ball. And it needs to be warm. And attached to a girl. Boobs I need boobs

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poorlypaidpup.bsky.social @poorlypaidpup.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

I dont need a syrupy pawJOB i need a syrupy paw career

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poorlypaidpup.bsky.social @poorlypaidpup.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

space jam dvd meme but im just throwing soup at a mirror

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poorlypaidpup.bsky.social @poorlypaidpup.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

mommy, puppy's gonna be real, she's about to crash into a wall at 90 miles an hour

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poorlypaidpup.bsky.social @poorlypaidpup.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

The secret third thing is my three day old spiceless tomato soup

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poorlypaidpup.bsky.social @poorlypaidpup.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

I AM THE WORLD'S SHITTIEST SOUP WIZARD I CAST, THREE DAY OLD TOMATO SOUP WITH NO SPICE

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poorlypaidpup.bsky.social @poorlypaidpup.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Emails never find me well, in fact every time an email finds me i take. a million psychic damage and also one point of fire damage

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poorlypaidpup.bsky.social @poorlypaidpup.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

my brain's so fried there's an egg on there

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poorlypaidpup.bsky.social @poorlypaidpup.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

If you're not heating your milk in a sauce pan before you put the cereal in, what are you doing? You need that nice and warm. Also dont forget to stir it once you're done putting the cereal in

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