Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In my drinking days, many a forgotten can of Olde English 800 had exploded in the freezer. "Dude it's like a Slurpee." 000
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comThe Marvelous Mrs Maisel: You Seem To Be TeeteringALT: The Marvelous Mrs Maisel: You Seem To Be Teetering 010
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 02/10/20266 cheerleaders are down with rickets. 5 glee club members are diagnosed with scurvy. RFK jr is bringing leeches. 021
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That look says...static.klipy.comStop He's Already Dead - The Simpsons MemeALT: Stop He's Already Dead - The Simpsons Meme 020
Reposted by Uncle DoofusWebanalyst @webanalyst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My take from the Smith hearings: To be a GOP senator today, you have to be a lying piece-of-shit, who puts loyalty to party & our lying piece-of-shit president, above their oaths to the Constitution & their obligations to tell the truth & do what rights to the American people! Repost if U agree 28667703045
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We did order up some rain for you later tonight and tomorrow.🌧️🌧️ 100
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Whatever character he plays, you want him on your side. Woe to you if he's your enemy. Great actor. 140
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026HaHahahahha... etc, etc, to infinity............ 010
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Pardon my language God, but fuck these ghoulish assholes. 072
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There are those ignorant pinecones who say that gambling has always been around. Not this normalized or to this extent. I friggin' hate it. To see and hear the pre-game talking heads talk point spreads is disgusting. 061
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Like a cicada.static.klipy.comCicadas: As Loud As A Rock Concert & Harmful to HearingALT: Cicadas: As Loud As A Rock Concert & Harmful to Hearing 000
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sooo sad. (Not really)static.klipy.comMadea Says Damn Shame! Ajith & Team MemeALT: Madea Says Damn Shame! Ajith & Team Meme 000
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Zombie Bea Arthur is gonna come back and wup all their asses.🥊🥊👻🧟♀️🧟♀️ 000
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Jeez, that was a time for movies wasn't it. 🎞️📽️🎬 010
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Well actually..." *Gets a boomerang to the forehead* 000
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Listening to the audiobook right now. Sissy Spacek does the narration. it's great! #PlugItUpPlugItUpPlugItUp 020
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I know, right!static.klipy.comBoy Enthusiastically Pleads with Fingers CrossedALT: Boy Enthusiastically Pleads with Fingers Crossed 000
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A young Ed Harris. I remember this movie. Motorcycles?! 020
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Art Schlichter🏈 and Pete Rose⚾️ would like a word. 040
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Brutalstatic.klipy.comNathan Explosion: Brutal Metalocalypse MomentALT: Nathan Explosion: Brutal Metalocalypse Moment 000
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comBear Scared FearALT: Bear Scared Fear 040
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We appreciate all you and your co-workers do for us. Thanks are not enough. #StayHydrated #UFW #FuckICE🍇🍎🍓🍅🥦🥬🍺 021
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yup. Without proper snacks everything in your cabinets become "snacks". Dry cereal, sliced lunch meats, even cough drops(if you are a feral beast). #NowIamHungry 1190
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Twirling, always Twirling.static.klipy.comBritney Spears Energetic Twirl DanceALT: Britney Spears Energetic Twirl Dance 000
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 20/09/2026And yet, here we are every few years. *uck 'em. #VoteBlue 020
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Of course the brain worm had to get in on allll the grifting.🧠🪱 000
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Preserve his DNA. I think the world can use it in our fight against the robots.🤖🤖⚾⚾⚾💉 020
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 17/09/2026#GoSeahawks #MOB #DarkSide #SEAFENSE That's why. 👍🤘 010
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What's the antenna... oh my!static.klipy.comTheremini MiksaALT: Theremini Miksa 000
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"45 DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN, SILVER SHAMROCK!" ☠️🎃🎃🧙♀️🧙♀️💀💀 010
Uncle Doofus @poorjavier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Nostromo symbols. Which would make a good tattoo. 120
