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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D.

@poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social
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The worlds foremost medical expert on poop, specifically in it’s relation to butt, and I have received the Wolf Prize for my work on furthering our understanding of 69.

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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Absolute cowardice by the Colts. Fire everyone.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kicking that field goal is a fireable offense.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Head punt returner Parker Washington having a great day chipping in for the WR room.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Terrence Ferguson is not going to be a thing.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THAT WAS THE SUPERBOWL PLAY!!!
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The hall of fame game was way better than this.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
God to Abraham, “well I waaaaassss gonna make you murder you son for no reason, but then your wife cut off the tip of his penis, so I guuueeeeeeessssss I will be merciful and great and not make you kill him” Tech Bros: chyeeeaahhh boooiiii
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
2001 “clock gate” between Michigan and Michigan State. We have finally been avenged.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Western has to take a shot to the endzone here
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m trying not to overreact, but Underwood has given very little evidence he’s that guy.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That was absolutely the right decision for Western to go for it on 4th there even though it didn’t work. #dirtydancampbell
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yeah strange in the home opener. To be fair it is also my third favorite behind the classics and all whites.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Must have been a mass email
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Really? I love the all Maize. Helmets are top 5 no matter what.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You know it’s the Dan Campbell because every profile on the other app with Christian dad in the bio and wraparound sunglasses in the pic is gonna tell you why it was the dumbest decision in the world.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just give them the whole can! Lots of juices in there filled with I can only assume are electrolyte adjacent.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I would imagine doing crack is a lot like drafting Puca/McCaffrey at the 1/2 turn.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Denny at 2am during Covid hammered on Mint Juleps after emptying his chickpea stash.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeah it was weird because sleeper had no idea how to order the suggested players. There was no true rank or ADP to go by, you just had to follow your gut the whole way lol.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
10-12*
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Solid team, i see we had some overlap. I got murdered in rounds 8-10, but we will see how the rest plays out.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think the young kids call this “giving homeless”
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“What’s my age again?” by Blink is basically the same age now that “Big Balls” by AC/DC was in 1999. Time is a flat circle.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I guess I just assumed with your fandom, my bad. How you like your squad this year?
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Long time no poop! You gotta sign up for the Chicago live fishbowl draft one of these years so we can finally meet up!
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Watched the legal system bend over backward for Josh Jacobs, and thought it was a great time to start reading @harrisfootball.com ‘s new best selling book Pound Foolish. Go get it!
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Murdered poor people down bad in the 4th quarter.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Ziiiiing!
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
@harrisfootball.com very specific flexible healing questions. As what someone people are referring to you as, a Scottfishbowl expert, would you play Jerry Juedy or Zach Ertz with all those TE premiums?
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
They don’t ask how, the ask how many rounds deep into the #SFB14 playoffs did you go. We’re on to Cincinnati. @scottfish.bsky.social
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 24/11/2024
Most folks know that I'm not on here during live action on Sundays -- but just wanted to say: AWESOME to see so many mentions...AWESOME to see so many of you. This is the first Sunday where I really feel like it's taking off! RT this if you'd like to see even more Bluesky coverage, and I'll do it!
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Too bad you weren’t an early fan of Saquon Barkley instead of a clout chaser.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
@harrisfootball.com this seems good. Is this good?
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
If Saquon’s testicles didn’t get obliterated he would have gone over 500.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
People that like snow games are the reason our society is failing.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I will pay $1,000 to anyone at this #steelers #browns #tnf game to murder whoever keeps banging on that metal sheet.
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Scott Fish @scottfish.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The #SFB14 playoffs are set! scottfishbowl.com/playoffs-off... You can search your name, division, whatever on this page. Did you make it?
scottfishbowl.com
The Scott Fish Bowl - Playoffs
Scott Fish Bowl
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Thanks to Taysom Hill and Joe Mixon and a huge 263 point week I am going to the #SFB14 playoffs!!! Thank you to @scottfish.bsky.social for putting this on and @harrisfootball.com for being the engineer of the smiling goon bullet train!
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Make sure you have enough left for Thanksgiving after the Lions are done ruining your holiday. (Also, please ship some of those smoked meats to Grand Rapids and I’ll put in a good word for you with Ben Johnson)
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Finished Barry, rolled straight into Penguin, and now am 6 episodes into shrinking, and no I think maybe just all tv is good now.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I was today years old when I found out Louis Vuitton and Louboutin were two different things.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
For the longest time, Marvel kicked the shit out of DC. If DC keeps making stuff like The Batman and Penguin, we are headed for a DC lead world.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The original black bean soup
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
nypost.com/2017/03/22/s...
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Staring at boobs may give a boost to male lifespans
It is the secret we are all trying to unlock – how to live long and happy lives. Science has found the key success, well, for men anyway. In the United Kingdom, men in general are not expected to l…
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Should have been me by Halsey from the movie Sing 2 is the best workout kick off song ever, don’t @ me.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Are you literally saying “stick to sports,” Denny?!?
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
You can’t tell me with a straight face this actor playing the lead in Reba isn’t Dana Carvey in drag.
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Someone has to have the best dog. Is it so wrong to believe that my dog is that dog.
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🐰𝓑𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂🐰 @xnightbloombunny.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer
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Poopbutt69, M.D, Ph.D. @poopbutt69mdphd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Hurts is absolutely concussed
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