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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What about ketchup and mustard in the same bottle?
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The trainer at Shock Fitness told me it was fine to take my grandpa straight from the sauna to the cold tub
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And want to learn to do others things good too
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Powered by toxic positivity
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Sorrows of Young Werther was considered a dime-store novel at its time but it’s outlasted so much. Let’s not hand over a whole genre to AI just because we at the time think it won’t still be remembered a year from now
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Keeping the pond artificially small so no other fish can get as big
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you think they understand this is what “collectivization” looks like?
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rick at the pawn shop explaining that just because they’re “stones” on a run doesn’t make them precious
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do these payment plans charge interest? Because complaining about the interest on the payment plans seems like a logical next step
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People forget how much time the computer already saves. Your charts used to be made of clay
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The kicker was flippant
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is all David Pollack’s fault
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No one used to have a bad back
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If Warner Brothers was still alive we’d had an alt-cast with Taz 😔
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is LSU Iran in this situation?
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Instead he’s sitting in a bench designed to make sleeping on it uncomfortable
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Did you come into the season in the best BALL-yelling shape of your career?
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I can’t find paddington in any of these
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
She’s going to bite you
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Russo brothers?
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is she throwing shade on the “QB battle” or the fact that Kyler is 5’ 7”?
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They never should have changed their name from Puddin’ Swamp
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
But what if the porno collection was so impressive that it’s justified that he’s remembered for that first?
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Why does this remind me of the art on the Myrtle Beach boardwalk?
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I get it, he’s wearing a Tennessee uniform because he’s Johnny Knoxville
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I can’t even make jokes about the local injury lawyer commercials because none of my friends watch live TV anymore
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
He remembers Mattingly way too nostalgically, so we can assume he was 12 in 1985
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Don’t you wish you could go back in time and show your ancestors how many books you have?
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
And boy do a lot of people love their dog
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It’s true, everybody at the water cooler is talking about Pierre
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dick Vape
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is Russia allowed to compete? I bet that would be a great game
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And it happened at a pretty co sequential time, right? Why is this not being treated as a bigger deal? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sounds like something my mom would say hint at wanting grandkids (derogatory)
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Yeah, but he was like Pierce running for Greendale student body president just to make Vicki drop out, it never seemed to be anything more than for a single issue
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You really did it this time
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Completely VINDICATED
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Now that they mention it, Reacher was missing Owen Wilson
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
He’s not sweaty. Is that the real “Nick” or a fake planted by Obama?
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
West Jamaica
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
He originally planned to major in criminology
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ok boomer
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
They’re nowhere close to ready for your “window units are better than portable units” video
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Breaking news always drops right after you release the weekly episode
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“If you guys have any baseball questions, he can answer those or we're going to be done”
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Is this the most Bluesky post?
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
He got an MVP vote in 2009?!?
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
And not eat the dough
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poolfroof.bsky.social @poolfroof.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Shit, are we the ones now longing to go back to the ‘60s?
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