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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A clear case of "Game sees own reflection and mistakes it for Mamdani."

Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

So this weekend I finally thought: "Enough's enough! I'm gonna knock down all the cobwebs along the ceiling and all the corners of my room." That's only made 'em mad. 😑

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Moment of nuance for the cultists: This is what not-actually-napping looks like. #TheMoreYouKnow

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I find that sometimes just plotting a simple line graph helps make sense of everything.

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Every once in a while I find myself listening to one of Dumpty's sound bites, or reading one of his Bleats and I suddenly think "what the hell am I doing?!" And I quickly move on to something that is NOT completely inane.

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Oh silly AP. The news isn't that the case was *flawed*... Here, let me help you out: President of the US harasses the ever-living fuck out of American citizens to deflect from his own gross incompetence, criminality, and mind-boggling self-dealing. See, was that so hard?

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Lawyers in Reflecting Pool case say Justice Department knew case was flawed

Lawyers for a former Olympian charged with damaging the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool say that the Justice Department knew or should have known for weeks that its case was flawed.

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Hey, remember when they wouldn't let James Talarico onto Stephen Colbert's show? I think about a gajillion more people ended up watching on YT than ever would have watched in his broadcast. Do that! And happy #worldpride2026 from Amsterdam. 👋🏼🤟🏼🏳️‍🌈

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Rosie O'Donnell says she is "not allowed" to perform her Wizard of Oz parody song aimed at Trump when she guest hosts for Jimmy Kimmel. https://www.broadwayworld.com/article/Rosie-ODonnells-WIZARD-OF...

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Wait a minute... The president of Taylor Farms clearly called Mango Mussolini and paid him a million dollars last week, so we're not supposed to be talking about this anymore!! Quick! Somebody call Brendan Carr!!!

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Video Taylor Farms suspends production of iceberg lettuce in Mexico

FDA: The parasite has now been linked to shredded lettuce in nine states, sickening thousands across the country.

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Everywhere I turn these days is just another bitter reminder that the ever-present specter of diarrhea-lettuce has stolen the soothing promise of my favorite lunch salad from me. For the love of God -- IT'S MY COMFORT FOOD!!!! 😫😫😫

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Will NOTHING short of taking up torches and pitchforks into our own hands rid us of this troublesome and malignant ghoul? I thought we had process?! I thought we had representation?!! What has become of the way it was explained to me on Schoolhouse Rock?!? 😭😭😭

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

*tap tap tap and carry the 1...* Hmm...By my back-of-the napkan calculations, our marmalade monarch has pocketed $21,903 of wealth for each day of our nations 250-year storied history --- just last year. Wishing our grifting elite a truly spiffy 250th, and all the finest our republic has to offer.

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Again, clear evidence that some shit is more pleasing than other shit. 🤣🤣🤣

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

How LITERALLY could this happen?!? I thought those guys were there specifically to prop him up!!

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I am actually starting to come around to the notion of Herr Shitler's repugnant face on all of our nice moneys...

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

If you can't beat 'em, submit your own designs??... 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Soooo going forward, if one were to swing by the nation's capitol and take a dump on Mike Johnson's desk, do we just leave a W-9 next to it or is this more of a W-2 situation??

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

It is so refreshing to watch the people of Hungary at long last experience the existential relief and lightness of being that so many Americans have been longing for for far too long. I hold out hope that it will be nice to breathe again one day.

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Go, President Camacho, go!!! U👏🏼S👏🏼A👏🏼!!! U👏🏼S👏🏼A👏🏼!!! U👏🏼S👏🏼A👏🏼!!!

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

What they say: Hey, we're thinking of going to Disneyland next weekend...wanna come? What I hear:

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Why don't we just rename the Supreme Court to "The Supremacy Court" and be done with it?

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I was wondering what to have for lunch. This will do deliciously...

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Yeeeeaaaah...where ARE my 1500% reduction in prescription prices?? I forgot about those. I was gonna make BANK on those!!!

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Open Palm - Insert Face 🤦🏼‍♂️ @ponypalpokey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

We are far past the time of voting against a vanity war -- it is time to vote to invoke the 25th amendment and remove this MAGA-Menace from goddamn office. You can keep your Christian Nationalist death cult end-times porn!! Go drink your Kool-aid in the jungle of that's how you get your jollies!!

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