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You are forgiven*. *only applies to those who have done the work to end their harms, right their wrongs, and build a more just world.

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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 14/11/2025
Just going to leave it there.
A post from the person "charloh.online" that has been screen chopped to say "when most people say dinner was a rousing"
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 26/09/2025
Alt text is great for everyone.
A four panel comic. I don't know the author.
Top panel, a white cis dude yells "I KNEW IT!" while kicking in the door with his white tube socked foot. The view shows a white hand playing silksong on a Nintendo switch.
Panel two, yelly guy holds up his phone and says "look, the news says you're in a TRANS DEATH CULT" and his phone says "TRANS BAD" 
Panel 3, his eyes narrow and he says "I always knew you were a TERRORIST"
panel four, there's someone lying on a bed. They have a face cream mask and there is a bag of cool ranch doritos. The switch has a Snoopy and kiki sticker, and a trans heart. There is a poster for shadow of the colossus and army of darkness On the wall. They're frowning and their eyes look like they're saying "what now"

Protect trans people. Call out transphobes.
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 13/09/2025
Picture of celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay looking down and it says "finally
Some civilised fucking behaviour "
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 13/09/2025
This labeler never misses
Jay, the CEO of blue sky, follows Matthew yglesias, a notable cunt who "just asks questions" about trans things. As noted by the labeler. This labeler wins hard
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 10/09/2025
My goofy ass
Karen Gillan as Amy Pond from doctor who. She's looking upward while using a torch also pointed upward. There's a window behind her, and her face is covered with hash marks. She looks concerned and or a little shocked by something
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 27/08/2025
I got my copy of Katabasis by Rebecca Kuang today and it came with a bookmark and Look at the subtle off-gold ink. The tasteful raised lettering. Oh my god... it even has pentagrams.
A bookmark labeled katabadis in raised gold lettering in front of the similarly titled book. It's very niceThe back of the same bookmark. It has three different pentagram symbols and says "when it came down to it, magick, was a wish, a prayer, and a little, anchoring fiction"
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 25/08/2025
Me, who hasn't played one in decades :
Marge Simpson holding a potato, I guess
"I just like the pictures"
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 24/08/2025
Labelers never miss.
A shit comic made by a clanker (ai) with misspellings out of the screenshot. It's a picture of a red truck with à trump supporter being carried by a blue truck labeled blue States.

Then the pontiff (me) responding saying "delete this ai trash"

Then some knob with labeler tags for "Brianna wu follower" and "JD vance follower" responding with "it's great art. You're gonna have to réalise that ai is here to stay whether you like it or not. I'm sorry but that's the simple truth. We're all going to have to adjust in major major ways"

Labelers never miss.
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 24/08/2025
Picture of a man looking pretty frazzled and dialing his cell phone.
"My therapist calling his therapist the second I leave his office"
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 23/08/2025
A tweet by Kumail Nanjiani
"He's just so stupid.

He's so breathtakingly stupid that the above statement is all it takes for every person reading this to know exactly who I'm talking about."
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 13/08/2025
This gets me every time
Two Tweets, the first says "can't believe I've lived far enough into the futur to learn the first slur for robots" and it's quote Tweeting one that says "when u call customer support and a clanker picks up" and it shows that même picture of that football coach removing his headset and looking away in disgust. Fuck them clankers tho, for real
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 10/08/2025
This is how capitalism captures you. Imaginé biking to the park for a picnic instead!
A single panel meme. The top says "stop normalizing the grind" and the bottom says "and normalize whatever this is"
The image is of a giant cartoon bed with a dozen cute mice in color matched pajamas jumping up and down and having little tiny pillow fights.
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 01/08/2025
I know posters who don't use alt text and they're all cowards
Picture of guy speaking somewhat forcefully. "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards."
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 01/08/2025
Two panel même. Top panel shows a suspicious goose, asking "how many times was his name redacted?"
The bottom panel shows the goose chasing someone away. The goose is shouting "HOW MANY TIMES, MOTHERFUCKER?" at the FBI
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 01/08/2025
Two panel même. Top panel shows a suspicious goose, asking "how many times was his name redacted?"
The bottom panel shows the goose chasing someone away. The goose is shouting "HOW MANY TIMES, MOTHERFUCKER?" at the FBI
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 20/07/2025
Shout out to Dave Bautista
The actor Dave Bautista, wearing a hat, shades, and a pair of heavily tattooed muscled arms.  His blue T-shirt says BE YOU under a rainbow. Dave is an ally and more men need to be like Dave.
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 13/07/2025
Two panel comic. In the top left, there's a emaciated wojack and in the top right, the bearded guy. Mr beard says "do push-ups every time a conservative turns out to be a pedophile"
In the bottom panel, it's labeled day 1 and Mr beard is wide eyed in astonishment because wojack is jacked af.
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 19/06/2025
Reskeeting with alt text
À two panel même of captain Barbossa from the first pirates of the Caribbean movie.
Panel one: captain is talking to you. "you best start believing in climate change..."
Panel two, the captain has been revealed as his skeleton self "because the company insuring your home does"
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 16/06/2025
Never misses
À previous post of mine saying "the great Atlantic garbage patch", referring to the useless rag magazine the Atlantic
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 13/06/2025
Reskeeting with alt text because... come on.
À baseball team logo for the oystercatchers. An oystercatcher is a type of bird, whose caricature is lightly seen in the background. There's an orange baseball glove on the foreground, with an oyster shell with a baseball instead of a pearl in it. The whole image can be described as vaginal. Like... There's no other way to describe it. That's a vagina.
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 13/06/2025
4 panel même of wrestler ref guy.
First panel, he's looking off to the left, curious.
Second, he's excited and about to say something.
Third, he's leaning back in his chair, breathing out heavily due to excitement
Finally, the panel is red and he's got glowing eyes and his mouth is agape in wonder.

Shiv watching the debate is this guy
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 11/06/2025
Happy pride!
À pride flag on a light pole. Happy pride everyone!
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 04/06/2025
SpongeBob in mocking pose
"dick schoof weel remeen een ein caretakker capaceitee"
Fucking unserious ass language, Dutch
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 21/05/2025
Need to see a lot more immediate and visceral hate of Ai products, but yes, this.
Three panel comic. First panel, someone is riding a bike and carrying a stick. It says "product everyone likes"
Second panel shows the person sticking the stick into the spokes of the front wheel. It's labeled "adding ai"
Third panel shows the person injured after falling off the bike because of aforementioned stick in the spokes. "why does everyone hate us now"
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 25/04/2025
Did you know that you can just go to your bookstore and pick up a copy of Wild Faith by @swordsjew.bsky.social and learn a whole lot? It's true! I bet your library might have a copy, or if they don't, you could ask if they could get one. Support authors!
À picture of a book, as noted in the post
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 22/04/2025
Scene from the movie Spartacus. Three enslaved men are shown in chains. The left one says "I'm autistic" and the right one then says "no, I'm autistic"
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 10/04/2025
These useless mofos really think everything is OK and just come on here and
Movie poster for a movie called Say Anything starring John Cusack. He's standing in front of a car, holding a boom box above his head with both arms. I don't know a damn thing about this movie
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 07/04/2025
Economic Anxiety: it's the game
The electronic arts game company logo
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 05/04/2025
Reskeeting with alt text
Two hand drawn characters representing people from a "gotcha" video. The interviewer, on the left, is a nazi who was wearing a shirt that said "my pronouns are 'find /Jesus'" and in this image he's got a red face and he's crying in anger. Above him, it's quoting the video where he's asking some guy "lgbtq rights or economic stability?" and it says "you can't refuse the question!"
The guy on the right, with a brown ponytail and glasses and an ear piece, rightfully answered "both" in the video, because of course you can have lgbtq rights and economic stability, he quoted the goddess Marisa Tomei "it's a bullshit question", in this meme he's saying "yes, I can" because you should never answer a Nazis bullshit questions with anything other than a fist.
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 02/04/2025
I basically look at Russia and assume America is following that path. I wouldn't be investing there at the moment. I expect several decades of shit, compounded by the fact that no one can predict climate impacts other than this
À bar graph labeled "climate change a time-line"
Starting from the left, half is labeled "climate change isn't real". The next 40% says "ok it's réal we're just not convinced it's caused by humans" then the next 6% is "oops" and the last 4% just says "fuck"
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 02/04/2025
Also
À tweet by David. "every time I read some weekend column about a boomer struggling to retire on $100k a year and a multi million dollar home, I'm reminded that my retirement plan is to die in the climate wars"

Yeag
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 31/03/2025
This is a thing in England
Old El Paso extra mild fajita kit. It says "extra mild super tasty" which, lol no. This is a real product that exists
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 11/03/2025
Three panel comic from Emily's cartoons
Two people are looking over a wall at you.
Person 1: let's not talk about politics anymore, I can't bear it
Person 2: same
Panel 2: both people, silent
Panel 3, person 1: THE THING IS THOUGH
Person 2: THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 08/03/2025
Haven't been proven wrong yet
À skeet from me saying "the great Atlantic garbage patch" because this dumbass writes for the atlantiq and has the worst takes ever.
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 19/02/2025
À kitten looking at the camera with a cute smile. It says "hehe"
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 17/02/2025
Kombucha girl même. On the top, she's making a disgusted face next to the text "alt right". On the bottom, she's showing interest in the text "alt text"

Don't be like the alt right aka nazis. Use alt text
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 17/02/2025
Reskeeting with alt text.
À propaganda poster that says "keep punching" at the top. An industrial looking worker with a lunchbox in one hand is shown punching a time clock. Behind him is a shadow of him punching Hitler in the face. It takes work to defeat Nazis! À propaganda poster that says "kick their axis! Hit "fritz" where it hurts! She's doing her part... How about you?" the x in axis is a swastika. The image shows a woman pilot kicking a nazi in the stomach, in front of a royal air force symbol.
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 12/02/2025
Même of guy in corner of party, alone, while others are dancing.
His thought is "they don't know that nfts are now music" while someone dancing is thinking "damn this DJ sucks"
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 09/02/2025
Cassian andor (from show andor) saying "power doesn't panic" to Kino, implying that the guards in their prison don't hold real power against the prisoners.
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 24/01/2025
Without downloading any more pictures, where are you at mentally
À large rendered yellow sphere with a basic smiley face in front of two rendered apartment buildings. The text says "I don't think" above and "so I don't am" below
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 05/01/2025
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? Marked safe from everyone everywhere everytime.
Two white people stand in front of a blue British police call box. On the left, David Tennant in a pinstripe suit. On the right, Catherine Tate in a black dress with sparkles. The doctor and Donna will save me.
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 10/12/2024
Reskeeting with alt text
4 panel même of Hannah baker from 13 reasons why.
1. Hannah looking at the camera from an angle, saying "so you see, that's where the trouble began"
2. Luigi smiling at the hostel employee, captured on security cam. Looking spicy BMX flirtatious. 
3.back to Hannah. "that smile"
4.Hannah looks away, smiling. "that damned smile"
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 19/10/2024
À picture of the character big bird running on a field after some kids. It says 1845 on the image, and "the children are fast but big bird is faster" underneath

Users are discussing the picture.
User 1: they never had a chance
User two: what happened in 1845
User three : that's not the year, that's his kill streak
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 11/10/2024
Six panels about making and eating pasta. The first says wet the drys which is for making the dough. Then dry the wets to let the pasta hang dry. Then wet the drys by putting them into water to cook. Then dry the wets by draining them in a colander. Then wet the drys by adding sauce. And finally, dust the wets with parmesan.
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 11/10/2024
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Genette Cordova says: "it's interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn't think the situation was this dire."

And this was before covid
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 07/10/2024
Turns out America's first monarch is gonna be prince Albert
An image of the predicted storm track of Hurricane Milton, which heads east right through the middle of Florida. A prince Albert is a piercing of the penis that some people get. Nature about to give one to America.
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 02/10/2024
Arthur the cartoon playing piano with headphones on. The meme songs zooms in on his ears because the headphones are made for humans and his ears are on the top of his head, where the headphones aren't. It says WHY
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 24/09/2024
Me on my banana bullshit phase
Picture of two dudes. One, in sunglasses, is smoking a joint that is so comically large that the other dude is helping hold it up. It's probably not weed
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 22/09/2024
Twitter be like
Poorly drawn lines comic
Character 1:I'm mad!
Char 2, holding up a folder :here a solution
Char 1, lights folder on fire: I don't want a solution
Char 1 again: I want to be mad
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Skyypope @pontiff.bzky.team · 19/09/2024
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally
À plant eating dinosaur is stabbing a meat eating dinosaur with one of its finger claws, presumably in a turnabout. It says TALK DUMB and then GET THE THUMB
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