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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pete’s Porn.
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kleenex sales in the US going through the roof as the flag shaggers get their rocks off.
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yum!
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Eat a peach.
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I had to confess I get engrossed in what you say, which makes your remark about ‘the lump three feet above your ass’ the funniest thing I have heard in ages.
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’ll go you one better - none of Trump’s housetrained real estate chimpanzees are doing any diplomacy at all.
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Chicken selection.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
😂
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The peach
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Get the phone, Honey. ❤️❤️❤️
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Gorgeous.
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If the airbed bursts and makes a loud farting sound will anyone know the difference?
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I am looking to raise funds for a comedy called Logical Runnings, about the unlikely success of the Vulcan Women’s T’boggan team in the Winter Olympics.
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
No, but look at Germany 90 years ago for lessons of when people without a pot to piss in not a window to chuck it out are persuaded to blame the ‘other’ for their problems.
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Dan McClellan @maklelan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Jesus was white #maklelan3409 youtu.be/L5Hz77QsdiA
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Jesus was white
YouTube video by Dan McClellan
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Militant wealth addicts. Feral capitalism. Corporate welfare queens. Warfare state. Frontmen for the coup d’état.
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Excellent news! One good tern. You know the saying.
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That would be an ecumenical matter. 😉
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hello. Tongue Fun To Please You. How may I direct your call?
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Dan McClellan @maklelan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Did the Bible copy a bunch of older myths? #maklelan3395 youtu.be/QOGbrvFRx_E
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Did the Bible copy a bunch of older myths?
YouTube video by Dan McClellan
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Objectionable tosser. 😈
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
All praise to wonderful boobies, especially the really sensitive boobies. 💕
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Me! Me! I’ll go down on you!
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Beautiful day.
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
<Leslie Phillips mode> Hello! Ding Dong. 🥰
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Umm, the Flashing Blade, which was Belgian. White Horses, cheerful female vocal theme. Belle & Sebastian - boy meets dog. Robinson Crusoe - lots of tree talk. Aeronauts - France did Top Gun 25 years before the Americans. The very creepy Singing Ringing Tree.
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hmm … 💕
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sometimes it says ‘Woof!’
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
<Dan Maskell mode> Oh, I say …
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A quite fabulous addition to anyone’s wardrobe, though maybe not mine.
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I hope you are both very happy together.
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
😍
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Is it?
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What kind of relief? Is there someone with tatts you might consult?
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Everywhere dude.
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Dan McClellan @maklelan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Are these ancient petroglyphs of angels? #maklelan3376 youtu.be/kkjizrLHXVc
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Are these ancient petroglyphs of angels?
YouTube video by Dan McClellan
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hi Sally. My googly eyes are just fine.
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Don’t they mean your iPhone? The vibrator looks like more fun. Is it dual control?
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I do hope so, especially if you’ve someone chained up in the dungeon for me.
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Given an opportunity. How are you?
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
And you use the vicarage mailing list.
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Like does it come with matching lighter?
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Mmmm, slow cooking would be amazing.
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Okay, so what is it with half-naked Asian guys and Tai Chi ads?
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
❤️
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Yeah, like any Brit budget’s written for the common 5/8. 😉
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Cuteness overload, Anna. 💕💕💕
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Take a ride on my machine.
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Polyolbion @polyolbion.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Land grab and the birth of a statelette for greedy pimps like Trump and Blair.
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