Polson Johnston @polsonjohnston.bsky.social · 06/09/2026not me using AI to plan optimal cruising hours for the holiday weekend 000
Polson Johnston @polsonjohnston.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Duolingo won’t abide dirty talk, but I still try my best within its limits! (Die Frage war: “Was hast du heute vor?”) 010
Polson Johnston @polsonjohnston.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I dunno, man… between the Dune popcorn container and this, I think someone in the marketing department has some fetishes they need to explore… 010
Polson Johnston @polsonjohnston.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Busy day at work but still made time to seek some inspo for next time I take @ipetthatdong.bsky.social into the woods… 020
Polson Johnston @polsonjohnston.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I mean, also ass, to be clear. I’m flexible like that. 010
Polson Johnston @polsonjohnston.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Probably not what the journal prompt had in mind but... 🤷🏻♂️ 010
Polson Johnston @polsonjohnston.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Ended up in a group of six so couldn’t exactly get everyone to sign consent forms for shooting video… so you’ll just have to take my word for it that @ipetthatdong.bsky.social is a Very Good Boy. Next time! 010
Polson Johnston @polsonjohnston.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Apparently he will require multiple breedings. But we are off to a good start 😈 000
Polson Johnston @polsonjohnston.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Such a nice sunny day, I should exercise outdoors. Sure hope @ipetthatdong.bsky.social needs an al fresco breeding... 010
Polson Johnston @polsonjohnston.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I mean now I kinda HAVE TO make some new content to post, don’t I? 😈 000
Polson Johnston @polsonjohnston.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I mean, don't ask if you don't want an honest answer...🤷🏻♂️ 000
Polson Johnston @polsonjohnston.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Even my puzzle games are trying to give me horny ideas on this gorgeous but overly busy work day… 010