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Rob Whittle

@polkadotrob.bsky.social
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Cycling: I am The Flying Goat of Leafy Cheshire! Dogs. Puns & whimsy. Author of “Polka Dots & Punctures”, a modern-day classic. Current holder of the thing I have in my hand.

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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 18h
#barbecuealbums What’s Going On
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 18h
Morning all!😀
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Captain America Salute: Chris Evans Iconic Moment
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Morning all!😀 One from this time 2024.
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Morning Des.👍
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Great minds…👍
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Morning all! Starting the day with a refreshing shower.😀
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sunday vibes.🙂
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@robhatch.bsky.social hits us with a Madonna del Ghisallo “whittled down” with 68.3km to go in The Race of the Falling Whittles. #WhittleWatch #ILombardia
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Seems that this is popular at the mo, so here.👇
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sadly not.☹️
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dreams are funny, aren’t they? Last night, I dreamt that I was walking arm in arm with Taylor Swift and she told me that The Church had given her a line of extra nipples. (She couldn’t show me because her PA’s little son was there.)
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Han Solo's Iconic Star Wars Salute
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Morning Des. Just checked. It’s still there. We’ve booked two weeks in July.👍
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Morning all!😀
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Morning all. Happy Friday!😀
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Lol Office: Smiling Man in Suit
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Whittle Man!
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We can’t watch nature programmes anymore.
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Morning Des.👍
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reminds me of Charlie Says.😀
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Morning all! Up with the sun.😀
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was born to fly!!!!
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Muttley, Klunk, and Zilly Laughing
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Didn’t know they could fly whilst plugged in to the mains. (They’ll never unravel that lot.)
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I imagine I’d be a beloved and magnanimous ruler.
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Minion King Congratulations
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Morning all. Breakfast!😀
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Saw “Better Man” advertised on Sky last night & started watching. Turns out it’s not about Lee Evans.
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂 Fifteen next month. He still has his moments but he does more taxiing than flying these days.
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I give you ‘The Singing Ringing Tree’!
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Morning all!😀 Back to flying solo.
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As was foretold, The Golden Child was born!
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Morning Des. A great year, 1969.👍
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Morning all! Heading into a new week.😀
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Michael Scott's 'You Know It' Wink
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s why I take the time to ride over from Leafy Cheshire. 👍
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Morning all. Happy weekend!😀
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That may have been one of them, yes.😬
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cheers! (Nice, but it makes me fart, apparently.)
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We had to share as kids. My brother had the stick. (We also shared a penis. Luckily, I got the important end.)
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Owdo Des. Magic!
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Morning all. Happy Friday!😀
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s how I do it!😀
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning Des.👍
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning all! Sun’s back.😊
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Morning all!😀 It’s a bit damp in the Shire today.
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Isn’t bitter asshole a complaint suffered by cyclists if they skimp on shorts quality or have the wrong saddle?
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Morning all!😀
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s amazing to think that, if I put as much energy into constructive thinking as I do this stuff👇, I’d’ve achieved world domination by now.
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Roy the butcher, who I worked for as a Saturday lad, had a Capri. It seems that the ones from the early ‘80s didn’t have stairs.
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Rob Whittle @polkadotrob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
👍
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