iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

got home just in time to find my upstairs neighbor is so bad at taking a shower that I’ve got a brand new ceiling leak pimple to pop

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there will be a reckoning, I say as the advertised microwaveable four layer lasagna has but three layers

it’s even worse if they pepper in “New Diarrhea Causes” between them

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I don’t think a country is doing well if the only updates from the government are just lists of the latest minority being stripped of dignity and human rights.

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“I’m lesbian” what no don’t say that, it’s degrading. you’re my lgbtqia friend, and I I won’t let you disrespect the q in you.

I am tickled by the concept of someone who thinks lgbtqai is one thing a person can be and aggressively correcting everyone who doesn’t identity themselves as the entire initialism

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im specifically referring to title nine being stripped from trans people by DoE today, and it feels thoughtless from the article’s author in terms of accuracy to only say “lgbtq” is what I mean. That’s why I said “yet” at the end, because it is coming.

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very much done with “Trump attacks LGBTQ rights” when it’s specifically trans rights. he didn’t do shit to gay guys. yet.

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technically you can pop teeth like popcorn, you just can’t ever fill a microwave bag with them without your neighbors asking questions and calling the police

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I’m not big into copyright law but you gotta shoot the gun you have instead of the one you want

The Labubu guy should be looking into a cease and desist against meta’s little fuzzy mascot

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Time to tune into the president’s Fireside Diaper Fillings

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third way’s Hasan is a child killing propagandist that can’t even get married in his home country.

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found out this wall in our office basement down the document storage aisle was for the entrance to a room of dry ice storage for ice cream vendors back in the day

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i get my regular account back tomorrow and I must be polite and -not- provide the Iranian military with “detailed instructions”

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this is the western version of those videos from other parts of the world where a guy just makes bad tools and diy projects from landfill scraps

we had to do more when they found an empty beer bottle in our dorm apartment

sorry but I think everyone trying to be the rich and famous doesn’t work when everywhere is rapidly becoming Temecula

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this is what happens when you spend your whole life on arts and crafts and interior design media, only to end up living in a middle of nowhere suburban box and you can only express yourself by doing Fridge Make Overs

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if you treated being a parent like a burden, well guess what happens when your kids don’t need you anymore

it will be cool when we can get back to a media environment where child abusers and predators don’t get a say in editorial

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I will be breaking this rule the second I misread a post at 11:30 tomorrow

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never post angry before lunch is the new rule

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It would be nice if the democrats had a better messaging team than MTG and Tucker. right now Hakeem Jeffries is trying to figure out exactly how against the caravan he thinks undecided are and is about to say the wet slur

anyways this is why college tuition should be publically funded instead of just saddling everyone with insane debt, because now we’re not gonna let a lot of people go into debt. what are we doing.

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killing liberal arts student loans is definitely going to be great for college admins. I can’t think of a better situation for a college than hearing “less money”

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guy who reads this as Olivia miles winning an award for her first year as a Kia driver

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I will not be making a statement on Taiwan in my time of being Polite

you have to expand your definition of protein bar to include bbq sausages

how did they get Saudi Arabia’s top comedian on the cast. wow

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there are one million Garfields on the beach today. not the phone version.

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the every frame of heat account tells me we should have Heat on the screens around the city just to cheer people up on a busy commute

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having an avatar of a disney+ television show and making this argument is kind of beast mode tbh

someone was trying to put on the greatest rendition of Der Freischütz and then looked up and it hit them like a bolt of lightning

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i feel like tonight is the night lanterns is going off the rails. or it'll be okay.

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can't post like that with the girls out in the pfp. catches fellas like these too quickly.

pleasantly surprised that being a minor main character of the day without trans in my bio was a good way to find out if i pass

hello i am polite. i am kind. i am inviting. i provide an excellent customer experience on blue sky dot com. i will no longer post invites to temecula.

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i wasn't gonna say anything about it before, but i didn't even know that was going around until i got home hours later and someone finally quote tweeted me

im not unconvinced he just had to screenshot my post because my boobs were in the pfp. unforced error on my part

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i mean sometimes you hit the throttle a little too hard when you're pre-lunch posting in a troubling time.