gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 22/08/2026this is probably what having a heart attack sounds like 010
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 07/08/2026i'm glad the switch 2 version of xc2 finally lets you record clips so I can show off my favorite animation in this game 000
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 28/07/2026"oh boy I can't wait to play late game super spicy stages with other level 50s!" the humble level 17 dude that locks out 90% of the stages: 010
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 27/07/2026lowkey hate how the amiibo outfits always show up on the gear screen even if you don't have the amiibo, like no Nintendo I don't wanna pay $80 to have a complete screen JUST HIDE THEM!!! 020
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I will literally kill myself if I see "Splatoon Raiders All Bosses and Ending" in my YouTube recommendations at any time before 3pm tomorrow 000
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 04/07/2026tech bros be like "waaah I need ChatGPT to generate assets for my slop games!!!" meanwhile Nintendo is out here making super funny and memorable mini games with 99% stock images 000
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 01/06/2026not the two spongebob incidentals falling in love at minute one 040
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 20/04/2026him doing that and then hitting that fuckass pose... 010
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 18/04/2026ignore the fact that it's a horse, I can't fucking draw 030
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 11/04/2026everytime I try to watch a youtube vid on discord, I always forget that ublock origin doesn't apply so I get jumpscared by a million ads, like genuinely how the fuck do people get by without adblock? 040
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Pokemon Champions really makes me miss when Pokemon games actually had fun SINGLEPLAYER challenges. Like how the fuck did we go from a whole ass battle frontier to not even a battle tower in SV, and then gacha mechanics, constant online, and battle passes? 030
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 07/04/2026literally that one video of the old people at the casino mashing away at the slot machines 020
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 18/03/2026deadass like 99% of the people who played mario kart wii back when the official servers were still up typed their username like this 131
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 11/03/2026had a lady at work say to me "who turned up the gas prices?" and I literally just looked at her like 030
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 08/03/2026after playing retro rewind online for 15 minutes I can say without a doubt that you can make a mario kart wii mod called "mkwii but if you pick daisy or funky kong you get diarrhea irl" and people would still pick them exclusively 020
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 28/02/2026me: hasn't played the game in months the enemy team: 000
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 23/02/2026"I heard that, in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat coral" 000
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 20/02/2026gotta love local only multiplayer in the big 2026, dunno why I thought it would be any different lmao 030
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I feel like "gatekeeping mods for games behind a discord server" is slowly turning into "gatekeeping mods for games behind ko-fi", like no bitch I do not want to put in my email to download a rom hack, put that shit on a forum or GitHub like a normal person!!! 010
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 04/02/2026recently picked up xenoblade chronicles 3 again after dropping it halfway through at launch, and the chapter 5 ending literally made me cry over a video game for the first time ever 020
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 29/01/2026dude hit the fruitiest pose ever but somehow still had three women going after him 030
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 27/01/2026newest splatoon 3 update is basically just "I love rewarding aggressive play styles but I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever add a deathmatch mode" 010
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 28/12/2025i peeked at twitter last night and saw that post along with someone defending them saying something along the lines of "I make more money from being on twitter", like man it's actually crazy how many artists just casually admit they're a sellout without an ounce of integrity. 070
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 30/10/202512 player animal crossing and STILL no mini games come the fuck ON nintendo 020
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 23/10/2025probably more than a few people out there that would be jealous of me for just randomly stumbling across this 020
gay bowser @polichoed.bsky.social · 16/10/2025game freak don't use furbait pokemon for the mega evolution tutorial challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) 010
