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If you care more about fixing problems on Earth than getting rich people to Mars, gimme a follow. linktr.ee/polichickmedia

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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This video only got 150 views in 2 hours lmao thanks, Mr. Ellison. #tiktok #censorship
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Happy national Black Cat day from the Daisy Nut! #void #voidcat #blackcats #love
A black cat named Daisy, living the hardest life ever, getting belly pets while zonkedVoid cat named Daisy caught mid nose-lick, curled up in a sun beam in her favorite window spotbaby void cat named Daisy looking like a tiny panther with her arms stretched out and looking with her pretty gold eyes at something off camera
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Call your congressmen, please, for the love of god. Get your friends and family to do the same. Let’s kiII this bill. #bigly #bill #houseofrepresentatives
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I’m no economist, but even I know this is some utterly irresponsible bs they’re trying to pull here. #votethemOUT #murica #politics
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
“There are days that I’ve come to my office after an announcement of a case and closed my door and cried,” Sotomayor, May 27th, 2024 Over a year later, the court is continuing to churn out these highly ideological and dangerous decisions, but she’s still fighting. And we gotta keep fighting, too.
SOTOMAYOR, J., dissenting
No right is safe in the new legal regime the Court creates.
Today, the threat is to birthright citizenship. Tomorrow, a different administration may try to seize firearms from law-abiding citizens or prevent people of certain faiths from gathering to worship. The majority holds that, absent cumbersome class-action litigation, courts cannot completely enjoin even such plainly unlawful policies unless doing so is necessary to afford the formal parties complete relief.
That holding renders constitutional guarantees meaningful in name only for any individuals who are not parties to a lawsuit. Because I will not be complicit in so grave an attack on our system of law, I dissent.
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Trump Transcript (as seen on TikTok) #bigly
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Happy Birthday, Dear Leader. 79 years young and still sharp as the sharpest of tacks— sharper— nobody has ever seen someone this sharp before. #bigly #dementiaawareness
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Thanks, all you spineless old mfers in the #house for passing one big beautiful bucket of bullshit! #murica #landoftherich #homeofthesellouts
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Hey Tori! Are you the person to reach out to with feedback regarding @skylight.social app? I know you’re still rolling out updates and such, but if you have a parking lot for future enhancements, there’s one thing I’m really hoping to see: when you want to upload a photo or video… (1/2)
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Repost from TikTok, but considering how hostile this admin continues to be towards the courts, it’s still (unfortunately) relevant. #judiciary #legal #8647
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Here’s a Daisy to bless your feed. #cat #void #voidcat #blackcat
Void cat laying in the sun
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
In case you’re not on the TiketyTok… Dear Leader has the best words. The bigliest words. Greatest. He is the master of the #weave. #fyp #murica #drip
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Here’s my effort with the eliminations included (to the best of my deciphering abilities!)
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Trump and Netanyahu press moment. Donny has a way with words. #tiktok #political #politics #cspan #uspolitics #murica #reading
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Man, even my car is ready for this.
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Well, TikTok is kind of boning left-leaning creators, so please, #gods of #bluesky, for the love of Isaac Neutron, help me make this sound byte go #viral #isaacneutron #bigly #tesler
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I love when MAGA, in attempts to demean the intellectual capabilities of people they dislike, end up self-incriminating: #poetic
Actual comments from a MAGAt called Ronnie on a TikTok live: “Oh yeah, Biden was sharp as attack”

“And Kamala was a road scholar”
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
My void did the same thing!
Void cat stares intently at the tv, upon which the movie Flow is playing (featuring an animated black cat)
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Here’s my contribution.
Subject: Productivity Report
To whomever is blessed with the task of sifting through these emails, here is a high-level overview of five accomplishments from the week of February 17th:

1. Took a moment to remember some of the great presidents we've had in the past and reflect on what went so terribly wrong that we ended up with a traitorous felon who can't formulate a cogent sentence in office.
2. Made myself depressed by browsing Zillow and realizing what my monthly payments would be even with putting 40% down on a house.
3. Sought property in Canada, as it's increasingly clear that the country is far superior to these United States at this moment in time.
4. Watched clips of Elon Musk, hopped up on some substance, making an absolute buffoon of himself at various locations (see: Oval Office, CPAC).
5. Had a nightmare that Trump shunned all of our nation's democratic allies and joined Putin's axis of tyranny, effectively ending an 80-some year old homeostasis within the Western world. Oh wait...

If you (the person receiving this message) are a career civil servant whose life has been thrown into chaos this past month, then please know there are many regular citizens out here who appreciate the work you do for this country.
But if you're a sycophantic crony who drank the Heritage Foundation's Kool-Aid, I would kindly suggest you volunteer yourself for Elon Musk's ridiculous pipe dream of populating Mars.
Best,
American Taxpayer
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
WHY. #musk #muskrat #elonmusk #doge #idiocracy
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Thank you, GOP Senators, for unleashing this fresh hell. #oc #meme #fbi #kashpatel
Meme of Kash Patel lookin at you with his crazy motherfuckin eyes with the caption “hide yo kids, hide yo wife, you look at me wrong, you’ll get 20 to life”
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Wow, this whole time, I never realized the FDA had the power to suppress the sun. #health #fda
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
DHHS employees have been told not to communicate with the public without permission from one of Trump’s political appointees (lackeys). With the new avian flu outbreak, this seems… on brand for that administration. #government #publichealth #murica #pleaseshare #epidemiology
DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH & HUMAN SERVICES 
January 21, 2025

SUBJECT: Immediate Pause on Issuing Documents and Public Communications - ACTION

As the new Administration considers its plan for managing the federal policy and public communications processes, it is important that the president’s appointees and designees have the opportunity to review and approve any regulations, guidance documents, and other public documents and communications (including social media). Therefore, at the direction of the new Administration and consistent with precedent, I am directing that you take the following steps through February 1, 2025:

1. Refrain from sending any document intended for publication to the Office of the Federal Register until it has been reviewed and approved by a Presidential appointee. 

2. Refrain from publicly issuing any document (e.g., regulation, guidance, notice, grant announcement) or communication (e.g., social media, websites, press releases, and communication using listservs) until it has been reviewed and approved by a Presidential appointee.

3. Refrain from participating in any public speaking engagement until the event and material have been reviewed and approved by a Presidential appointee.

4. Coordinate with Presidential appointees prior to issuing official correspondence to public officials (c.g., members of Congress, governors) or containing interpretations or statements of Department regulations or policy.

The President's appointees intend to review documents and communications expeditiously and return to a more regular process as soon as possible.
If you identify any actions taken inconsistent with these requests, please know they shall not be considered impliedly ratified. These items should be immediately withdrawn or rescinded to deem them as void and without effect.

Thank you for your assistance in ensuring a smooth transition consistent with our nation's democratic principles.
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
the news is depressing af so here’s some dopamine in the form of a very talented #predator #void #voidcat #kitten #babyvoid
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
There I fixed it.
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
with the announcement of $TRUMP memecoin… #originalcontent #oc #original #politicalcartoon #political #uspolitics #memes #magalogic
Top cell: a man in a MAGA hat, angered by the news that Nancy Pelosi has been accused of insider trading, rants about the impropriety of elected officials using their office for private gain and calls for the draining of ‘the swamp’ with a pitchfork in hand. 

Bottom cell: the same man reacts to the news of Trump’s new memecoin, dropped just days before his inauguration and surpassing $5 billion in value, by thrusting out a fist of $100 bills and yelling “Shut up and take my money!”

This comic references the Futurama meme.
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
everyone get your melon ballers ready and for the love of god, if you haven’t seen Season 1 yet, do yourself a huge favor and go watch it. @benstiller.redhour.com #severance #mustwatch #appletv #appletvplus #lumon #defiantjazz #melonbar #covetedasfuck
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Yeah, there’s a lot to be angry & frustrated about with the state of things, but there’s also still good in the world. Like #cats. Cats are good. Especially when you can #rescue one and change her entire life. very scared baby who wouldn’t let people touch her ⏩️ playful, happy girl in under 3 days
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Thank you!! She is quite the crazy nut 🥰
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Polichick @polichick.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I’m still new to this platform (and from what I’ve seen so far, it seems like little oasis of positivity in a sea of division and hate) but this is such a wholesome idea to get people connected— love it. Here’s my cat.
Photo of a baby void cat who is conked, tongue sticking out and everything.
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